Saturday, April 09, 2011

Ennui, Will you please return my pants


1. Adopting to modern social cores, Lucy will now assess your manhood for 5 cents.

2. "OK, Billy I don't know why you have no pants, but I suspect it involves the Safe School Czar, Barney Frank, or George Takei."

3. "OK," Billy thought. "This has to be a dream. But is it my dream, or a dream Barney Frank is having."

4. Ferris Bueller's Pants Off.

5. "I'm sorry, Billy. Your buttocks are insufficiently pert. So, I'm going to prom with Subby."

Best of dadoctah
Pat and Vanna: the early years.

Best of Spin
Sarah Mechelle Gellar has fallen on hard (well maybe not hard) times since her Buffy days.
Xander Harris seems not to have changed at all.

Best of Kaptain Krude
"I don't care what you've named it, Greg, the only bubbles I'm blowing come out of this bottle!"

Best of Jack Reacher
The Man From OxyClean: How Billy Mays Got His Start.

Best of Submariner
"Joanie LOVES Chachi"
an off-off-Broadway Samuel L. Brokowitz production.

Best of Spineless Vertebra
"But Clark Kent looked cool when he stood like this with his underpants showing."

Best of Matt the K
Do you remember blowing Bubbles when you were a kid?? Yeah...he says "Hi."

Best of Adriane
Getting Dan Radcliffe ready for Equus took a lot, A LOT, of patience ... well, that and some soapy water...

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
"2011 Liberal School Play Format"
Of course I think you're ghey, Charlie Brown. Everyone at school thinks you're ghey. Even Snoopy thinks you're ghey. Not that there's anything wrong with that. It's not like you're a straight white centrist with ethics and morals. They're the weirdos in this society.

25 comments:

dadoctah said...

Pat and Vanna: the early years.

blue said...

"We are almost sold out of bubbles to sell, take the bottle, sit in the tub, fill it up!"

Submariner said...

Freshman Congressmen never understood their initial House training until budget time rolled around...

Submariner said...

Dateline - 2007
SOTG hits on V the K's first THB.

Submariner said...

Arianna Huffington: dispensing political disinformation without a license since 1953...

Submariner said...

"Not enough cow balls."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

"Pant-o-mime" Act 1 bombs, so the screenwriter quickly modifies Act 2 during intermission. Joanie now dispenses free Viagra. Billy sprouts an obscene shadow puppet in the spotlight. Rave reviews in tomorrow's Variety!

Spin said...

Sarah Mechelle Gellar has fallen on hard (well maybe not hard) times since her Buffy days.

Xander Harris seems not to have changed at all.

Spineless Vertebra said...

When did Ang Lee take over as Glee director?

Kaptain Krude said...

"I don't care what you've named it, Greg, the only bubbles I'm blowing come out of this bottle!"

jj said...

Under obamacare, prostrate exams now involve a bubble enema and a blue probe. But it's only twenty-five cents!

Jack Reacher said...

After the tech bubble and the housing bubble, it was hard to get people interested in the Great Soap Bubble of 2011.

Jack Reacher said...

The Man From OxyClean: How Billy Mays Got His Start.

Submariner said...

"Joanie LOVES Chachi"
an off-off-Broadway Samuel L. Brokowitz production.

Spineless Vertebra said...

"But Clark Kent looked cool when he stood like this with his underpants showing."

Submariner said...

Whip me.
Beat me.
Make me write bad checks.
I've been a BA-A-A-AD boy!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Little Known Hollywood Factoid: Jim Carrey was discovered while lampooning Fruit of the Loom ads during intermission at his high school musical debut in Oklahoma!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

sorry, it's late! -

Little Known Hollywood Factoid: Jim Carrey was discovered while lampooning Fruit of the Loom ads during intermission at his high school musical debut in OKLAHOMA!

WordVerify: hextant - witch's broom GPS device

Anonymous said...

"Excuse me young lady, but can you direct me to the Gay Kissing Booth"?

Vinney

Mr. Hankey said...

...and a young Charlie Sheen soon learns that bubbles aren't the only things that some girls will blow for money.

Rodney Dill said...

Visual metaphor for Obamacare

Kaptain Krude said...

Hollywood has officially run out of ideas, as this new production of Charles Schultz's Peanuts illustrates.

Matt the K said...

Do you remember blowing Bubbles when you were a kid?? Yeah...he says "Hi."

Adriane said...

Getting Dan Radcliffe ready for Equus took a lot, A LOT, of patience ... well, that and some soapy water...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

"2011 Liberal School Play Format"
Of course I think you're ghey, Charlie Brown. Everyone at school thinks you're ghey. Even Snoopy thinks you're ghey. Not that there's anything wrong with that. It's not like you're a straight white centrist with ethics and morals. They're the weirdos in this society.