1. Adopting to modern social cores, Lucy will now assess your manhood for 5 cents.
2. "OK, Billy I don't know why you have no pants, but I suspect it involves the Safe School Czar, Barney Frank, or George Takei."
3. "OK," Billy thought. "This has to be a dream. But is it my dream, or a dream Barney Frank is having."
4. Ferris Bueller's Pants Off.
5. "I'm sorry, Billy. Your buttocks are insufficiently pert. So, I'm going to prom with Subby."
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Pat and Vanna: the early years.
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an off-off-Broadway Samuel L. Brokowitz production.
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"2011 Liberal School Play Format"
Of course I think you're ghey, Charlie Brown. Everyone at school thinks you're ghey. Even Snoopy thinks you're ghey. Not that there's anything wrong with that. It's not like you're a straight white centrist with ethics and morals. They're the weirdos in this society.
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Pat and Vanna: the early years.
"We are almost sold out of bubbles to sell, take the bottle, sit in the tub, fill it up!"
Freshman Congressmen never understood their initial House training until budget time rolled around...
Dateline - 2007
SOTG hits on V the K's first THB.
Arianna Huffington: dispensing political disinformation without a license since 1953...
"Not enough cow balls."
"Pant-o-mime" Act 1 bombs, so the screenwriter quickly modifies Act 2 during intermission. Joanie now dispenses free Viagra. Billy sprouts an obscene shadow puppet in the spotlight. Rave reviews in tomorrow's Variety!
Sarah Mechelle Gellar has fallen on hard (well maybe not hard) times since her Buffy days.
Xander Harris seems not to have changed at all.
When did Ang Lee take over as Glee director?
"I don't care what you've named it, Greg, the only bubbles I'm blowing come out of this bottle!"
Under obamacare, prostrate exams now involve a bubble enema and a blue probe. But it's only twenty-five cents!
After the tech bubble and the housing bubble, it was hard to get people interested in the Great Soap Bubble of 2011.
The Man From OxyClean: How Billy Mays Got His Start.
"Joanie LOVES Chachi"
an off-off-Broadway Samuel L. Brokowitz production.
"But Clark Kent looked cool when he stood like this with his underpants showing."
Whip me.
Beat me.
Make me write bad checks.
I've been a BA-A-A-AD boy!
Little Known Hollywood Factoid: Jim Carrey was discovered while lampooning Fruit of the Loom ads during intermission at his high school musical debut in Oklahoma!
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Little Known Hollywood Factoid: Jim Carrey was discovered while lampooning Fruit of the Loom ads during intermission at his high school musical debut in OKLAHOMA!
WordVerify: hextant - witch's broom GPS device
"Excuse me young lady, but can you direct me to the Gay Kissing Booth"?
Vinney
...and a young Charlie Sheen soon learns that bubbles aren't the only things that some girls will blow for money.
Visual metaphor for Obamacare
Hollywood has officially run out of ideas, as this new production of Charles Schultz's Peanuts illustrates.
Do you remember blowing Bubbles when you were a kid?? Yeah...he says "Hi."
Getting Dan Radcliffe ready for Equus took a lot, A LOT, of patience ... well, that and some soapy water...
"2011 Liberal School Play Format"
Of course I think you're ghey, Charlie Brown. Everyone at school thinks you're ghey. Even Snoopy thinks you're ghey. Not that there's anything wrong with that. It's not like you're a straight white centrist with ethics and morals. They're the weirdos in this society.
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