Saturday, April 09, 2011
Ennui, Will you please return my pants
1. Adopting to modern social cores, Lucy will now assess your manhood for 5 cents.
2. "OK, Billy I don't know why you have no pants, but I suspect it involves the Safe School Czar, Barney Frank, or George Takei."
3. "OK," Billy thought. "This has to be a dream. But is it my dream, or a dream Barney Frank is having."
4. Ferris Bueller's Pants Off.
5. "I'm sorry, Billy. Your buttocks are insufficiently pert. So, I'm going to prom with Subby."
Best of dadoctah
Pat and Vanna: the early years.
Best of Spin
Sarah Mechelle Gellar has fallen on hard (well maybe not hard) times since her Buffy days.
Xander Harris seems not to have changed at all.
Best of Kaptain Krude
"I don't care what you've named it, Greg, the only bubbles I'm blowing come out of this bottle!"
Best of Jack Reacher
The Man From OxyClean: How Billy Mays Got His Start.
Best of Submariner
"Joanie LOVES Chachi"
an off-off-Broadway Samuel L. Brokowitz production.
Best of Spineless Vertebra
"But Clark Kent looked cool when he stood like this with his underpants showing."
Best of Matt the K
Do you remember blowing Bubbles when you were a kid?? Yeah...he says "Hi."
Best of Adriane
Getting Dan Radcliffe ready for Equus took a lot, A LOT, of patience ... well, that and some soapy water...
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
"2011 Liberal School Play Format"
Of course I think you're ghey, Charlie Brown. Everyone at school thinks you're ghey. Even Snoopy thinks you're ghey. Not that there's anything wrong with that. It's not like you're a straight white centrist with ethics and morals. They're the weirdos in this society.