Monday, April 25, 2011

The Dudfather

Sondra K


1. "What's with the Afterglow, Mr. President, did you just give Chris Matthews another 'interview?'"

2. "Mr. President, I know you are new to Chicago 'politics,' but do you really mean for us to 'whack off' Donald Trump?"

3. "Geez, we're sorry the waitress carded you, Mr. President, but she was just doing her job. Do you always get this pissy when someone asks for proof of ID?"

4. "We should have gone to that place with all that goofy sh-t all over the walls... you know, 'Shenanigans.'"

5. "So, let me get this straight: Pelosi bit you in the neck, and now you have to avoid direct sunlight?"

Best of HLam
Hey, sorry Mr. Prez., but it's not my fault M'chel's ass is too big to fit into the chair.

Best of parody of YouTube video
My Furher, the Allies have us surrounded here, here, and here....

Best of dub
First of all, thank you for reserving a room with double doors so that M'chelle can join us....

Best of Shayne
Nobody puts Barry in a corner!

Best of Jack Reacher
"I think we can get this budget done for the $3.3 trillion you're offering. Just let me run it by my manager for his signature."

Best of Dr. Doom
By order of the First Lady, all White House backroom deals are now conducted in a completely smoke free environment...

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Sorry, we've done all we can, Sir. VtheK says the vote was:
Lesbian Tuesday...29,487,116
Gheyboi Tuesday..............3

Best of GregMan
"Leave a horse's head in his bed. Anyone know where Sara Jessica Parker is?"

Best of Mr. Hankey
The three men turn and look, and sure enough Biden came out of the toilet with just his d*ck in his hands. Sonny would have been p*ssed...

Best of Vinneh
Looks like Obama is sitting at the "loser table" at the Royal Wedding.

Best of Kaptain Krude
"So, what you're saying is that I won't get a solid B+ on my next report card?"

33 comments:

HLam said...

What do you mean this is all we get for $5000 a plate?

HLam said...

Hey, sorry Mr. Prez., but it's not my fault M'chel's ass is too big to fit into the chair.

jj said...

obama meets with his advance team on how to get a slab of ribs delivered to him with M'chelle finding out.

parody of YouTube video said...

My Furher, the Allies have us surrounded here, here, and here....

blue said...

"Look Mr President, you said that this was a beer summit - all we see is water - how about taxing the rich and buying a six pack?"

dub said...

First of all, thank you for reserving a room with double doors so that M'chelle can join us....

Shayne said...

Nobody puts Barry in a corner!

Jack Reacher said...

Please tell me they're not waiting for Joe Pesci to show up so they can off him.

Jack Reacher said...

"I think we can get this budget done for the $3.3 trillion you're offering. Just let me run it by my manager for his signature."

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

"Mr President, we are sorry to tell you that the Tiger Beat cover is a fake - you were not this months foldout - it was a parody by the Onion. Your daughters still like the Jonas Brothers more than you.

David said...

"Leave the gun. Take the arugula."

Spineless Vertebra said...

If the lights become any dimmer, the president would blend in so well you would think he's a ninja.

Dr. Doom said...

By order of the First Lady, all White House backroom deals are now conducted in a completely smoke free environment...

vw: gumpti, <I just couldn't hog this one for myself - please discuss among yourselves>

Kaptain Krude said...

"This is a mighty nice country you have here, Americans. Sure would be a shame if anything were to happen to it..."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Debt Bombs - Clandestine "escape route" strategizing between Republicans and The One. Their "take it from the middleclass/give it to the rich Ponzi scheme is unravelling. Rumor is, villagers are lighting torches, plucking feathers and stirring hot tar.

-OR-

Guys, Rome is burning and there's panic in the streets!
That's why we built this soundproof music room, your majesty... here's your fiddle.

-OR-

Of course you're in the spotlight and our faces are hidden! You're the patsy, moron.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Sorry, we've done all we can, Sir. VtheK says the vote was:
Lesbian Tuesday...29,487,116
Gheyboi Tuesday..............3

GregMan said...

"Romney is a pimp. He never could have outfought Hillary. But I didn't know until this day that it was Sarah Palin all along."

GregMan said...

"Leave the gun. Take the arugula."

GregMan said...

Oops, sorry, didn't see David's cap until it was too late.

GregMan said...

"Leave a horse's head in his bed. Anyone know where Sara Jessica Parker is?"

GregMan said...

I don't feel I have to wipe everybody out, Tom. Just my enemies. And the Republicans. And the Tea Party, don't forget the Tea Party. And Christians. And anyone who doesn't love me. And anyone who thinks Amerikkka is worth defending. But not everybody.

Mr. Hankey said...

Sorry Barry...just because you have a spot on you doesn't keep you from being in the Dark Side.

Mr. Hankey said...

ummm.....so we have a seat at the table for him, but what else is your imaginary friend telling you?

Mr. Hankey said...

The three men turn and look, and sure enough Biden came out of the toilet with just his d*ck in his hands. Sonny would have been p*ssed...

Anonymous said...

Looks like Obama is sitting at the "loser table" at the Royal Wedding.

Vinney

Submariner said...

We wants our Presidenssssssy agains. Don't takes our Precioussssss from us in 2012, you nasty, tricksy, Hobbitses!

JohnS1959 said...

SPOILER ALERT: Micheal Moore's latest project is a film-noir retrospective of President Obama's first term. The empty chair in this scene represents hope (for another term). In the end everyone is taxed to death and the President is heard uttering the single word ... "Buuuuusssshhh"...

vw: culatic - a member of a lunatic fringe leftist cult who is still deluded into believing that Mr. Obama knows what he is doing and is a good president...

USMC2841 said...

Moe Greene's out at the Tropicana. Mr. President it's time for another czar.

USMC2841 said...

Excuse me. Can you point me to the men's room?

Submariner said...

So, Mr. President; would you like to counter Mr. Trump's offer for your birth certificate?

Kaptain Krude said...

"So, what you're saying is that I won't get a solid B+ on my next report card?"

Submariner said...

Why are they holding the interviews for head house slave in the dark?




And then Dawn's Head Went Super-Nova...

mpur said...

Ok, we almost have all the information we need for a "real" birth certificate, we just need the name of your father."

"Uhm...."