1. "What's with the Afterglow, Mr. President, did you just give Chris Matthews another 'interview?'"
2. "Mr. President, I know you are new to Chicago 'politics,' but do you really mean for us to 'whack off' Donald Trump?"
3. "Geez, we're sorry the waitress carded you, Mr. President, but she was just doing her job. Do you always get this pissy when someone asks for proof of ID?"
4. "We should have gone to that place with all that goofy sh-t all over the walls... you know, 'Shenanigans.'"
5. "So, let me get this straight: Pelosi bit you in the neck, and now you have to avoid direct sunlight?"
Best of HLam
Hey, sorry Mr. Prez., but it's not my fault M'chel's ass is too big to fit into the chair.
Best of parody of YouTube video
My Furher, the Allies have us surrounded here, here, and here....
Best of dub
First of all, thank you for reserving a room with double doors so that M'chelle can join us....
Best of Shayne
Nobody puts Barry in a corner!
Best of Jack Reacher
"I think we can get this budget done for the $3.3 trillion you're offering. Just let me run it by my manager for his signature."
Best of Dr. Doom
By order of the First Lady, all White House backroom deals are now conducted in a completely smoke free environment...
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Sorry, we've done all we can, Sir. VtheK says the vote was:
Best of GregMan
"Leave a horse's head in his bed. Anyone know where Sara Jessica Parker is?"
Best of Mr. Hankey
The three men turn and look, and sure enough Biden came out of the toilet with just his d*ck in his hands. Sonny would have been p*ssed...
Best of Vinneh
Looks like Obama is sitting at the "loser table" at the Royal Wedding.
Best of Kaptain Krude
"So, what you're saying is that I won't get a solid B+ on my next report card?"