1. "N0, ma, they ain't Moozlims, they're fat chicks that dub ordered to cover up their belly flab."
2. ORA: The Cirinist occupation of Palm Beach County was oppressive, but less brutal than in other places.
3. Two elderly San Francisco liberals and their progressively-minded daughters await their bus... also death.
4. Old liberal: "I love hearing foreign tongues spoken in this city, it makes me feel like a citizen of the world!" Lady in purple (in Arabic): "Inshallah, come the Caliphate, these two will be the first to be beheaded."
5. Esther discreetly reached inside her handbag for the pound of bacon she kept on hand... just in case.
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Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In 2011: Gladys and Tyrone are joined by a pair of new running characters.
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Gotta admit It's better than that asshole that kept going on about life and boxes of chocolate. What a freak.
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ObTuesday: Dennis and Jeff liked nothing better than slipping into face-concealing outfits and going down to the park to frighten the tourists.
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Old guy thought bubble "Damn ninjas are everywhere, can't even wait on a bus without them showing up."
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Yes, this bus will go to Mecca, but only after 10,000 transfers.
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Awaiting the bus to Guantanamo Bay on conjugal visit day.
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The new mascots for the Arab version of BooBerry and Count Chocula cereals were later deemed "too sexy" based on their racy footwear.
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Vorlons on vacation like to dispense with the bulky encounter suits for something more comfortable.
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ALLAH ACBAR, ha ha made you look... and pee... and what's that smell?
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Another awkward family reunion: G.I. Joe's folks never did warm up to his marriage to Cobra Commander's sister.
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Where will you be when your laxative kicks in. And will the people next to you act like they don't notice?