Tuesday, April 26, 2011

"Don't look, but our trash bags are following us."

Brender


1. "N0, ma, they ain't Moozlims, they're fat chicks that dub ordered to cover up their belly flab."

2. ORA: The Cirinist occupation of Palm Beach County was oppressive, but less brutal than in other places.

3. Two elderly San Francisco liberals and their progressively-minded daughters await their bus... also death.

4. Old liberal: "I love hearing foreign tongues spoken in this city, it makes me feel like a citizen of the world!" Lady in purple (in Arabic): "Inshallah, come the Caliphate, these two will be the first to be beheaded."

5. Esther discreetly reached inside her handbag for the pound of bacon she kept on hand... just in case.

Best of dadoctah
Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In 2011: Gladys and Tyrone are joined by a pair of new running characters.

Best of USMC2841
Gotta admit It's better than that asshole that kept going on about life and boxes of chocolate. What a freak.

Best of dadoctah
ObTuesday: Dennis and Jeff liked nothing better than slipping into face-concealing outfits and going down to the park to frighten the tourists.

Best of mpur
Old guy thought bubble "Damn ninjas are everywhere, can't even wait on a bus without them showing up."

Best of metalgarth
Yes, this bus will go to Mecca, but only after 10,000 transfers.

Best of Mr. Hankey
Awaiting the bus to Guantanamo Bay on conjugal visit day.

Best of dub
The new mascots for the Arab version of BooBerry and Count Chocula cereals were later deemed "too sexy" based on their racy footwear.

Best of prince of leaves
Vorlons on vacation like to dispense with the bulky encounter suits for something more comfortable.

Best of Spin
ALLAH ACBAR, ha ha made you look... and pee... and what's that smell?

Best of Matt The K
Another awkward family reunion: G.I. Joe's folks never did warm up to his marriage to Cobra Commander's sister.

Best of Submariner
Where will you be when your laxative kicks in. And will the people next to you act like they don't notice?

26 comments:

dadoctah said...

Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In 2011: Gladys and Tyrone are joined by a pair of new running characters.

USMC2841 said...

Gotta admit It's better than that asshole that kept going on about life and boxes of chocolate. What a freak.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Freedom of Speech 2011
Be quiet Ethel, if you say you're afraid, I could lose my job!

-OR-

Thank you Detroit and Congress for stubbornly clinging to inefficient combustion engines!

-OR-

Bob, she just said I'm sitting on her seat. Is this one of those adopt a bench things?
Nah, they just foreclosed on the whole state. I think they own us, too.

dadoctah said...

ObTuesday: Dennis and Jeff liked nothing better than slipping into face-concealing outfits and going down to the park to frighten the tourists.

mpur said...

Old guy thought bubble "Damn ninjas are everywhere, can't even wait on a bus without them showing up."

blue said...

"Back home in East F*ckastan, we behead old people who look like that!"

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

"The old people really should try these burkas - really hides the Depends!"

Mr. Hankey said...

Don't look....they cover their faces so that you won't desire them.

Anonymous said...

"Becky, turn around slowly. I think they're Ninjas."

Vinney

metalgarth said...

No, we don't need any fricken droids! Damn Jawas. Go back to the Tatooine where you belong

metalgarth said...

Yes, this bus will go to Mecca, but only after 10,000 transfers.

metalgarth said...

Scene from ZZ Top's Al Jezeera TV music video: "Waitin' for the bus/Mohammad just left Chicago"

JohnS1959 said...

Secretly Martha wished she could wear a burka too. That way her friends wouldn't be able to see she was out with Earl again...

Mr. Hankey said...

Awaiting the bus to Guantanamo Bay on conjugal visit day.

dub said...

The new mascots for the Arab version of BooBerry and Count Chocula cereals were later deemed "too sexy" based on their racy footwear.

jj said...

Earl hides his Viagra induced erection while wondering if they're wearing anything under the burkas.

Mr. Hankey said...

Kyle has three wives, but only 2 are really ugly.

Passionate Conservative said...

Nuns on the Run

prince of leaves said...

"Cripes, Martha, they're *not* Catholic nuns, and you don't even *have* a uterus for them to keep their hands off of!"

prince of leaves said...

Vorlons on vacation like to dispense with the bulky encounter suits for something more comfortable.

Spin said...

ALLAH ACBAR, ha ha made you look... and pee... and what's that smell?

Matt The K said...

Another awkward family reunion: G.I. Joe's folks never did warm up to his marriage to Cobra Commander's sister.

Submariner said...

Where will you be when your laxative kicks in. And will the people next to you act like they don't notice?

Submariner said...

Don't take the picture yet, here comes the squirrel.

Kaptain Krude said...

ORA: Bulbous bouffant!

V the K said...
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