Friday, April 15, 2011

Despite all my rage, et c...


1. "Joey, have you ever seen a grown man with an athletic equipment fetish?"

2. On the weekends, Ricky liked to go to the ICE High-Security Border fence and taunt the Messicans.

3. A young Pete Rose asks the catcher if he can get a little help beating the spread.

4."You be strong, you survive... You stay alive, no matter what occurs! I will find you!"

5. "They put me in here 'cos I gnawed a little kid's face off. Come closer, let me show you."

Best of blue
"Avenge me!!!!" Nope the remake of Red Dawn just doesn't cut it.....

Best of Matt the K
Hallmark's version of 'Midnight Express' was somewhat toned down from the original.

Best of Submariner
Come around the fence Joey, and I'll show you how to squat down and catch balls...

Best of Spin
A younger Ashton Kutcher begs to be let out of Demi's love slave camp.

Best of Jack Reacher
"So; this is a Turkish prison. Huh."

Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
"'Well, Billy,' Ashton explained, 'The padding is so I don't hurt myself when I walk into open doors, and the chain link fence is to make sure I don't make any more movies.'" The Ashton Kutcher Pavillion was one of the more popular interactive exhibits at the Cincinatti Zoo.

14 comments:

blue said...

"Avenge me!!!!"
Nope the remake of Red Dawn just doesn't cut it.....

Matt the K said...

Hallmark's version of 'Midnight Express' was somewhat toned down from the original.

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

Are you a pitcher Joey?

Submariner said...

Come around the fence Joey, and I'll show you how to squat down and catch balls...

Submariner said...

ORA

You shouldn't have shown up the outfielders by throwing that ball home from deep right, Joey...

Submariner said...

No, Joey, you can't go get help with your homework from Mrs. Letourneau until AFTER you finish practice.

Submariner said...

Is that a Louisville Slugger in your cup, or are your just REALLY happy to see me?

Spin said...

A younger Ashton Kutcher begs to be let out of Demi's love slave camp.

Anonymous said...

"Mr. Bieber, I thought you were talking about a glass when you asked me to take a sip from your cup."

Vinney

Jack Reacher said...

"So; this is a Turkish prison. Huh."

Jack Reacher said...

"You can run the bases, Joey, as soon as your big sister loses about thirty pounds." Dub's first and last season as a Little League coach was quickly and wisely forgotten.

Rodney Dill said...

Ever watch Gladiator movies Billy?

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

"'Well, Billy,' Ashton explained, 'The padding is so I don't hurt myself when I walk into open doors, and the chain link fence is to make sure I don't make any more movies.'" The Ashton Kutcher Pavillion was one of the more popular interactive exhibits at the Cincinatti Zoo.