Sunday, April 17, 2011

C'Mon Monors, Make Dawn's Head Explode

And if you offend those bitter socialist jerkwads at The Blog That Hates My Guts(TM), so much the better.



Best of prince of leaves
Remember: don't give baby rabbits, chicks, or Troll toys as Easter gifts, unless you're prepared to care for them as they grow up.

Best of pr
The unusually powerful tornadoes which ripped through the midwest on Saturday were accompanied by freakishly strong electrical storms.

Best of Jack Reacher
Everyone who reads the FY2011 budget has that reaction, kids.

Best of dadoctah
"It's a deconstructive conceptual piece. You're asked to imagine a world where there was no Spanky, no Alfalfa...just three Buckwheats."


Best of jimmy
Happy child on right: "Says here that BP is some huge foreign company who dumped millions of barrels of money into President Obama's 2008 campaign, and as a thank you, his administration allowed BP to bypass routine inspections. It's enough to make your hair stand on end!"

Best of Submariner
Evolution: We present, you decide.

Best of Dactyl
Are they all named Dawn? Because it looks like their heads already exploded.

Best of metalgarth
"Says here that 'big pharm' has been lacing shampoo sold in the ghetto with expired viagra"

Best of Vinneh
At an early age Buckwheat and his siblings were into enviromental issues.

Best of Rodney Dill
Your hair would look that too after watching Kirstie Alley on Dancing With the Stars.

Best of Jay Guevara
Thought bubble over kid reading: "That Donald Trump's hair looks ridiculous."

Best of Spineless Vertebra
So.. bedhead's contagious. Who knew.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Dangitall, Quaneesha, I told you not to let dem kids watch dat whole Freddy Kruger marathon wit you!

34 comments:

Anonymous said...

The Don King Trio?

Anonymous said...

Nappy headed trio.

-Oiao

Anonymous said...

Offspring of the little know Indian tribe of Nappy Grass (Plains Indians).

-Oiao

Or what you get when Don King sews the earth with some Plains Indian womans.

prince of leaves said...

"Stop BP!" Unfortunately, the risks of buffalo-grass pomade were only recognized after the fad was in full swing.

prince of leaves said...

Remember: don't give baby rabbits, chicks, or Troll toys as Easter gifts, unless you're prepared to care for them as they grow up.

pr said...

The unusually powerful tornadoes which ripped through the midwest on Saturday were accompanied by freakishly strong electrical storms.

Achilles said...
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Achilles said...

Coincidentally, this the same village Don King passed through eight years ago.

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

we gets da free breakfast and lunch at da school, we has free cheese for supper, free clothes from da Goodwill, Obama pays our rent & buys our gas - but these here free haircuts be just racist!

blue said...

lookee here - help wanted - girl in orange suit to be #2 on team

Jack Reacher said...

"Lots of events in here about organizing communities, but not a one for organizing hair."

Jack Reacher said...

Everyone who reads the FY2011 budget has that reaction, kids.

dadoctah said...

"It's a deconstructive conceptual piece. You're asked to imagine a world where there was no Spanky, no Alfalfa...just three Buckwheats."

Anonymous said...

Looks like the parents are getting $150K of Obama's Stash (your tax money) since they are black, and farming on their heads.

-Oiao

Poor little kids with no one's back to ride.

Anonymous said...

We'd rather be Crackerback ridin instead of readin this piece of paper!

jimmy said...

Middle child: "We really need to stop this BP company from doing any more hot-oil treatments on our hair."

--or--

Happy child on right: "Says here that BP is some huge foreign company who dumped millions of barrels of money into President Obama's 2008 campaign, and as a thank you, his administration allowed BP to bypass routine inspections. It's enough to make your hair stand on end!"

Submariner said...

It say here that Old Navy has cotton-pickin' togs half off!


ATDHE

Submariner said...

Evolution:
We present, you decide.

Submariner said...

Uh oh; somebody found Obammy's birth certificate...

Submariner said...

What a joker that Maureen Dowd is, eh?

Spin said...

The last of the Fukowi bloodline are blending in on the wind sweep plains of Detroit

Dactyl said...

Are they all named Dawn? Because it looks like their heads already exploded.

dub said...

Ooba dooba goon *click click click* dooba gah *click click* boogety!

metalgarth said...

"Says here that 'big pharm' has been lacing shampoo sold in the ghetto with expired viagra"

Anonymous said...

At an early age Buckwheat and his siblings were into enviromental issues.

Vinney

Rodney Dill said...

Your hair would look that too after watching Kirstie Alley on Dancing With the Stars.

Rodney Dill said...

"You get a free bowl of soup with those hats?"

mpur said...

Dye the hair bright neon colors and you may have a market for those things.

Jay Guevara said...

Kid reading: "Dayum, it says here not to stick a fork into a power outlet. Now they tell us!"

Jay Guevara said...

Thought bubble over kid reading: "That Donald Trump's hair looks ridiculous."

Adriane said...

In hindsight, Ang Lee's Rap!!unzel should have hired Lil' Kim or Dessa instead of casting 3 complete unknowns ...

Spineless Vertebra said...

So.. bedhead's contagious. Who knew.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Looks like someone's taking the tough love thing seriously. They're scared straight.

-OR-

Sir, we're receiving complaints about our new hair straightener epoxy. Customers want a "doo" over.


-OR-

Dangitall, Quaneesha, I told you not to let dem kids watch dat whole Freddy Kruger marathon wit you!

-OR-

Black Entertainment Network takes the Drew Carey Show in a controversial new direction - Mimi Bobeck collects live troll dolls as slaves.

Matt the K said...

Today's Papa New Guineans have given in to modern clothing, electricity, and motor cars, but they draw the line at Butt Piracy.