And if you offend those bitter socialist jerkwads at The Blog That Hates My Guts(TM), so much the better.
Best of prince of leaves
Remember: don't give baby rabbits, chicks, or Troll toys as Easter gifts, unless you're prepared to care for them as they grow up.
Best of pr
The unusually powerful tornadoes which ripped through the midwest on Saturday were accompanied by freakishly strong electrical storms.
Best of Jack Reacher
Everyone who reads the FY2011 budget has that reaction, kids.
Best of dadoctah
"It's a deconstructive conceptual piece. You're asked to imagine a world where there was no Spanky, no Alfalfa...just three Buckwheats."
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Happy child on right: "Says here that BP is some huge foreign company who dumped millions of barrels of money into President Obama's 2008 campaign, and as a thank you, his administration allowed BP to bypass routine inspections. It's enough to make your hair stand on end!"
Best of Submariner
Evolution: We present, you decide.
Best of Dactyl
Are they all named Dawn? Because it looks like their heads already exploded.
Best of metalgarth
"Says here that 'big pharm' has been lacing shampoo sold in the ghetto with expired viagra"
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At an early age Buckwheat and his siblings were into enviromental issues.
Best of Rodney Dill
Your hair would look that too after watching Kirstie Alley on Dancing With the Stars.
Best of Jay Guevara
Thought bubble over kid reading: "That Donald Trump's hair looks ridiculous."
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So.. bedhead's contagious. Who knew.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Dangitall, Quaneesha, I told you not to let dem kids watch dat whole Freddy Kruger marathon wit you!