1. If Spike really was a channel for men, there'd be a lot more of this, and a lot less CSI.
2. Casual Fridays were soon ended at the Public Defender's Office.
3. Fat Girl Prison was, oddly enough, the most frequently viewed pr0n site in dub's bookmarks.
4. Hollywood's version of a typical prison guard is about as realistic as its portrayal of a typical Christian conservative.
5. The Georgia State Prison now has an entire wing dedicated to Special Ed. teachers who can't keep their hands off the eighth graders.
Best of Vinney
For some reason at The Las Vegas Correctional Facility flagellation was not considered cruel and unusual punishment.
Best of mpur
2011 Miss Dept of Corrections runner-up Misty Twought.
Best of dub
A 10? What kind of bell curve are they grading her on??
Best of metalgarth
Did you expect Samuel L. Bronkowitz's home life to be any different?
Best of Kaptain Krude
"Just another 32 steps, and I can untuck... just another 31 steps and I can untuck... just another 30 steps and I can untuck... Actually, this isn't all that bad... just another 29 steps and I'll think about untucking..."
Best of Spin
Maria wondered why she was handcuffed to an open jail cell.
Best of dadoctah
One thing you can say about inmate Dennis Kowalski: he knew how to work the system!
Best of jj
Visiting day for Lindsay Lohan?
Best of Submariner
Like or not, dub, I'm here for your conjugal visit.
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For some reason at The Las Vegas Correctional Facility flagellation was not considered cruel and unusual punishment.
Vinney
2011 Miss Dept of Corrections runner-up Misty Twought.
A 10? What kind of bell curve are they grading her on??
Tom had a trophy wife. Apparently it wasnt for first place though.
Did you expect Samuel L. Bronkowitz's home life to be any different?
the illegal immigrants in jail awaiting deportation demanded and received "get out of jail" cards so that they could go swimming
If she's a ten in the Mrs. Convict beauty contest, I don't wanna see a 9 or under.
"Just another 32 steps, and I can untuck... just another 31 steps and I can untuck... just another 30 steps and I can untuck... Actually, this isn't all that bad... just another 29 steps and I'll think about untucking..."
"I wuz framed"
Maria wondered why she was handcuffed to an open jail cell.
For some reason Supermodel prison was able to pay union guards minimum wage with no heath benefits, and never had a strike.
One thing you can say about inmate Dennis Kowalski: he knew how to work the system!
Visiting day for Lindsay Lohan?
Unlike most of the girls past the yellow baracdes on Canal St, Fred advertised the length of his tuck.
Like or not, dub, I'm here for your conjugal visit.
Hello, Mr. Arafat. The other 62 will be along as soon as they get done shaving their chests.
Next on The Learning Channel - Say Yes To Duress - from Kleinfeld's prison in New York.
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