Friday, April 15, 2011

Chalk-Faced Whore Friday


1. If Spike really was a channel for men, there'd be a lot more of this, and a lot less CSI.

2. Casual Fridays were soon ended at the Public Defender's Office.

3. Fat Girl Prison was, oddly enough, the most frequently viewed pr0n site in dub's bookmarks.

4. Hollywood's version of a typical prison guard is about as realistic as its portrayal of a typical Christian conservative.

5. The Georgia State Prison now has an entire wing dedicated to Special Ed. teachers who can't keep their hands off the eighth graders.

Best of Vinney
For some reason at The Las Vegas Correctional Facility flagellation was not considered cruel and unusual punishment.

Best of mpur
2011 Miss Dept of Corrections runner-up Misty Twought.

Best of dub
A 10? What kind of bell curve are they grading her on??

Best of metalgarth
Did you expect Samuel L. Bronkowitz's home life to be any different?

Best of Kaptain Krude
"Just another 32 steps, and I can untuck... just another 31 steps and I can untuck... just another 30 steps and I can untuck... Actually, this isn't all that bad... just another 29 steps and I'll think about untucking..."

Best of Spin
Maria wondered why she was handcuffed to an open jail cell.

Best of dadoctah
One thing you can say about inmate Dennis Kowalski: he knew how to work the system!

Best of jj
Visiting day for Lindsay Lohan?

Best of Submariner
Like or not, dub, I'm here for your conjugal visit.

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

For some reason at The Las Vegas Correctional Facility flagellation was not considered cruel and unusual punishment.

Vinney

mpur said...

2011 Miss Dept of Corrections runner-up Misty Twought.

dub said...

A 10? What kind of bell curve are they grading her on??

dub said...

Tom had a trophy wife. Apparently it wasnt for first place though.

metalgarth said...

Did you expect Samuel L. Bronkowitz's home life to be any different?

blue said...

the illegal immigrants in jail awaiting deportation demanded and received "get out of jail" cards so that they could go swimming

Spineless Vertebra said...

If she's a ten in the Mrs. Convict beauty contest, I don't wanna see a 9 or under.

Kaptain Krude said...

"Just another 32 steps, and I can untuck... just another 31 steps and I can untuck... just another 30 steps and I can untuck... Actually, this isn't all that bad... just another 29 steps and I'll think about untucking..."

Spin said...

"I wuz framed"

Spin said...

Maria wondered why she was handcuffed to an open jail cell.

Rodney Dill said...

For some reason Supermodel prison was able to pay union guards minimum wage with no heath benefits, and never had a strike.

dadoctah said...

One thing you can say about inmate Dennis Kowalski: he knew how to work the system!

jj said...

Visiting day for Lindsay Lohan?

Submariner said...

Unlike most of the girls past the yellow baracdes on Canal St, Fred advertised the length of his tuck.

Submariner said...

Like or not, dub, I'm here for your conjugal visit.

Submariner said...

Hello, Mr. Arafat. The other 62 will be along as soon as they get done shaving their chests.

Rodney Dill said...

Next on The Learning Channel - Say Yes To Duress - from Kleinfeld's prison in New York.