Tuesday, April 12, 2011
Best of USMC2841
I can't believe we duped the HOA into planting chlamydia at the subdivision entrance.
Best of Mr. Hankey
...and while the bush grew from the fertized decay of his dead wife's remains, Kyle was moved to continue his celebration of their vows by...
...I know I'm sick..
Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
When Danny's fungus infection didn't respond to Cruex, the doctor decided to give a spray of Roundup a try.
Best of Matt the K
I've heard of bushwackers, but really???!!!
Best of Dactyl
And this is me *before* my laser hair removal. Boy, was that embarrassing.
Best of Submariner
Fred was confused by the judge granting him "Weekly conjugal visits in the garden."
Photographic evidence that white conservatives are actually raping the environment.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Lost episode of Home Improvement
"Hidi ho, good neighbor"
"Oh, hi, Wilson, could you hand me the pruners... and call 911?"
Best of Whacko
Thought balloon on guy in the background: "Just keep on walking. Don't make eye contact. Just stroll on by nice and easy. No noise now. Almost there/"
2. Molesta Floral (Yes, It was an actual business in my hometown) tried to revive business with an edgy new mascot, but, alas, it was too little, too late.
3. One day in the park, Sigmund the Sea Monster met George Michael.
4. Before the repeal of Don't Ask, Don't Tell, Ghillie suits came in very handy on shore leave.
5. Ron's doctors were baffled how he came down with both herpes *and* Dutch Elm Disease.