Friday, April 29, 2011

Better Royal Wedding Picture




Best of Mr. Hankey
,,,and while you'e down there, make me a sandwich.

Best of blue
"But mummy said that I would not have to do this after we were married!"

Best of racerboy
ORA: "So that's how it is in their family..."

Best of prince of leaves
Now part of the family, Kate couldn't wait to get acquainted with the royal scepter and orbs.

Best of Jack Reacher
"Mum told me to relax and think of England. That's why I'm on my knees."

Best of metalgarth
ORA: "the royal penis is clean"

Best of mpur
The remake of "The Princess Bride" is a little edgier than the original.

Best of dadoctah
The only really disturbing thing about this picture is the queue forming at the lower left.

Best of sonicfrog
"Oh... Kate... I'm arriving... I'M ARRIVING!!!!"

Best of jj
...and when you're done there I've got some shirts that need ironing...

Best of Spineless Vertebra
"I hope next time we do this there isn't a peeping tom behind me."

Best of Vinneh
Dutches Kate soon becomes the first Royal Head Master.

Best of dub
Kate thought bubble: "Little does he know this is the last time this will ever happen."

43 comments:

Anonymous said...

The sucking sound is so loud the kids have to cover their ears.

Achilles said...

Even the cherub from the cover of Van Halen's 1984 album was shocked at the level royal debauchery.

Mr. Hankey said...

,,,and while you'e down there, make me a sandwich.

Submariner said...

Little girl; "La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la I can't HEAR you..."

Submariner said...

Seriously Kate; Royal requirement - 3 loads for good luck. Mums did Pops in the carriage in under 8 minutes according to the driver...

Submariner said...

Please put away the magnifying glass, luv.

Submariner said...

Whoops! Good thing you're wearing white, eh?

any mouse said...

"Arise, Baroness Carrickfergus!"

(really, that's one of her titles)

blue said...

"But mummy said that I would not have to do this after we were married!"

Achilles said...

Prince Billy's amazing ability to form his farts into the image of his dead mother always got Kate really, really hawt.

racerboy said...

ORA: "So that's how it is in their family..."

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Proving once again that, at the WASP wedding, the bride is the one kissing the golden retriever.

prince of leaves said...

Now part of the family, Kate couldn't wait to get acquainted with the royal scepter and orbs.

prince of leaves said...

"Morning sickness, luv? We 'aven't even been on our 'oneymoon yet."

prince of leaves said...

Kate gags after looking in the bedroom window and catching a glimpse of Camilla [/horse whinny] sans makeup.

Steve O said...

Obviously, this is on the way IN to the Abby. Everybody knows, as soon as you're married...

Steve O said...

Well done, Prince William! I say. Well done!!

Spin said...

Now let's talk about that "obey" part of the vow you wanted to leave out Princess.

Jack Reacher said...

"Mum told me to relax and think of England. That's why I'm on my knees."

Submariner said...

I'll just take that and tuck it into me garter, Billy me lad. You no longer need it if you aren't with me, now, do you?

metalgarth said...

ORA:
"the royal penis is clean"

Kaptain Krude said...

"Thank you thank you thank you for not inviting those Obamas! Now, let me *properly* thank you."

And then, Prince William woke up.

mpur said...

The remake of "The Princess Bride" is a little edgier than the original.

dadoctah said...

The only really disturbing thing about this picture is the queue forming at the lower left.

sonicfrog said...

"Oh... Kate... I'm arriving... I'M ARRIVING!!!!"

sonicfrog said...

William looks none too pleased with his new bride's wedding day performance.

jj said...

...and when you're done there I've got some shirts that need ironing...

jj said...

Voice from crowd, "Atta boy Billy".

Prince William, "Thank-You Prince Akeem".

jj said...

Kate, "Don't mess the hair!"

Dr. Doom said...

"And you say Chris Matthews was under the podium, just like that", Prince William asked incredulously? "Show me what happened next dear"...

Spineless Vertebra said...

Now this is how the bride should say "I do"!

Spineless Vertebra said...

I know they been saving themselves for marriage but couldn't they wait til after the ceremony?

Spineless Vertebra said...

"Honey, I felt it was inappropriate that you showed everyone just how I became prince."

Spineless Vertebra said...

"I hope next time we do this there isn't a peeping tom behind me."

Anonymous said...

I thought the propper British Lady was all for Fish & Chips, not into Beans & Frank.

-Oiao

Anonymous said...

"Oh Lov, when you spit, please do not spoil the shine on my new dress uniform shoes.

- Oiao

Anonymous said...

Dutches Kate soon becomes the first Royal Head Master.

Anonymous said...

It's good to be king.

Vinney

Anonymous said...

"Now suick, you commoner. Do what you were put on earth for."

Vinney

Carpe Phlogiston said...

I'm all for saving the whales.
Now let's Free Willy!

-OR-

Luv, I thought mummy agreed you'd get to play sword swallower... oh gawd save the queen... later tonight!!!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

William, just what the hell do you mean, Pippa swallows?!?!

Dr. Doom said...

"Oh Pricilla", cried the little maid, "What is that awful sound"?

kg said...

The really Crown Jewels.

dub said...

Kate thought bubble: "Little does he know this is the last time this will ever happen."