1. "These are the tightest, scrotum-crushingest, penis-compressionist jeans I ever wore."
2. Mama Robinson's thoughtscreech: "Even for an emo kid he whines a lot. 'I inherited this from Bush' 'I inherited that from Bush' Bitch. Bitch. All the damn time."
3. Mama Robinson: "Oh, yeah... I just remembered. Did we pick up any pipe cleaners?"
4. "Yeah, Barry, you're not whipped. We're just dumping these body parts for Hillary as a favor, mm-hmm."
4. "Ooh... big man. Carrying two whole bags of arugula half a block. Ooh, what a bull you are."
Best of blue
"..and after we serve this freshly chopped raw meat to M'Chel, we'll get you a new dog!!"
Best of JohnS1959
"No Barak", said Mrs. Yee of Yee's China Buffet, "You won't need a teleprompter during your delivery boy pre-employment test - just see if you can find 123 Main St and deliver the food. And this time they have to pay cash - no more government vouchers".
Best of dub
Yo car is dis way Miss Daisy.
Best of prince of leaves
Mama Robinson: "Lessee, it's 1:15 now, and it's an hour drive through traffic back to the White House...that should give us plenty of time to wolf down this tray of mini-bearclaws before that boring health-nazi daughter of mine catches us."
Best of HLam
Paper or Plastic? The man still can't make a decision.
Best of Vinney
"Slow down, slow down. You'll have plenty of time to cruise the gay bath houses with the Emmanuel friend of yours."
Best of GregMan
"No sh1t old woman, you got all this cheese from the gubmint?"
Best of Kaptain Krude
"Man, these Old Navy bags sure do come in handy!"
(Get down, Mr. President, Dawn's head just exploded!)
Best of Adriane
Mrs. Robinson, are you trying to seduce me?!?
Best of Oiao
"Did we remember the Colt 45 bottles at the counter?"