Best of Rodney Dill
Transporter's broke again Captain.
Best of blue
Blond, double jointed, and naked is no way to go through life young lady...umm wait a minute, yes it is!
Best of Submariner
...and I carried her to the Prom like a six pack!
Best of Double the U
Yea, so how is that sandwich coming along?
Best of arf
The Nobel Committee tries to justify Obama's Nobel Peace Prize.
Best of Cricket
Lady Gaga's rectal/cranial inversion reversal went horribly wrong.
Threadwinnuh prince of leaves
Sure, the units at the Stepford Factory Outlet have some minor defects, but they are typically available for half-off.
Best of Dactyl
Britney Spears finally pulls her head out of her ass...
Best of CW
"Oh no! I've got gas!"
Best of dadoctah
V the K's Caption This: bending over backwards to entertain you!
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
IKEA's pricey, limited edition bookends literally flew off the shelves... when they sneezed.
Best of Dr. Doom
"Are you sure this is the pose all of the Miss USA contestants use Mr. Trump", asked Shayla?
Best of Vinneh
Sally was amazed there wasn't one queefing comment to her pose---until now.
Best of Steve O
In another feelgood story, Samantha overcomes a lifetime of childhood sexual abuse to achieve porn stardom.