Saturday, April 23, 2011

Another Twisted Sister

Al



Best of Rodney Dill
Transporter's broke again Captain.

Best of blue
Blond, double jointed, and naked is no way to go through life young lady...umm wait a minute, yes it is!

Best of Submariner
...and I carried her to the Prom like a six pack!


Best of Double the U
Yea, so how is that sandwich coming along?

Best of arf
The Nobel Committee tries to justify Obama's Nobel Peace Prize.

Best of Cricket
Lady Gaga's rectal/cranial inversion reversal went horribly wrong.

Threadwinnuh prince of leaves
Sure, the units at the Stepford Factory Outlet have some minor defects, but they are typically available for half-off.

Best of Dactyl
Britney Spears finally pulls her head out of her ass...

Best of CW
"Oh no! I've got gas!"

Best of dadoctah
V the K's Caption This: bending over backwards to entertain you!

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
IKEA's pricey, limited edition bookends literally flew off the shelves... when they sneezed.

Best of Dr. Doom
"Are you sure this is the pose all of the Miss USA contestants use Mr. Trump", asked Shayla?

Best of Vinneh
Sally was amazed there wasn't one queefing comment to her pose---until now.

Best of Steve O
In another feelgood story, Samantha overcomes a lifetime of childhood sexual abuse to achieve porn stardom.

27 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

Transporter's broke again Captain.

blue said...

Blond, double jointed, and naked is no way to go through life young lady...umm wait a minute, yes it is!

Submariner said...

Y'know? That gives me one heckuva idea for how to spend a Saturday afternoon...

Submariner said...

...and I carried her to the Prom like a six pack!




v word - cones - can't really tell but I would assume so...

Submariner said...

Invert the pose and she could pleasure herself.


Which leads me to an OJA -
Q Why does a dog lick itself?
A Because he can.

Submariner said...

Damn fine end tables you have, V.

Double the U said...

Yea, so how is that sandwich coming along?

Anonymous said...

The Nobel Committee tries to justify Obama's Nobel Peace Prize.

..........arf

Cricket said...

Lady Gaga's rectal/cranial inversion reversal went horribly wrong.

prince of leaves said...

Sure, the units at the Stepford Factory Outlet have some minor defects, but they are typically available for half-off.

Submariner said...

OK, now it says to "Stick tab D into slot C. If it slips out, repeat." Think you can handle that Sport?

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

One of our halfbacks ended up looking a lot like this once in High School when he got clotheslined by a 300# DE right as he turned the corner on a sweep. Sure made it easy to roll him off the field, though...

Dactyl said...

Britney Spears finally pulls her head out of her ass...

Dactyl said...

At last Nikki realizes her childhood dream of becoming a Slinky(tm).

Spin said...

Did anybody get her phone number?

Spin said...

Today Sesame Street brings you the letters, V, Y and the number 8

Spin said...

Blanche, don't clinch.
It always shows up on film.

CW said...

"Oh no! I've got gas!"

dadoctah said...

V the K's Caption This: bending over backwards to entertain you!

wv: daggyno. No, no, no, NO!

Dr. Doom said...

In a FAIL of epic proportions, Monsignor Flanagan, accidentally booked prime Minister Berlusconi's Bunga Bunga girls to entertain at His Holiness' Easter Retreat...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The Casting Couch... erm, Bookshelf
About to turn 43, Tracy Lords shows she's still limber.

-OR-

While I heartily approve of the new direction taken by Mumanchanz, I'd much rather be watching Miranda Kerr.

-OR-

IKEA's pricey, limited edition bookends literally flew off the shelves... when they sneezed.

Dr. Doom said...

"Are you sure this is the pose all of the Miss USA contestants use Mr. Trump", asked Shayla?

Anonymous said...

Sally was amazed there wasn't one queefing comment to her pose---until now.

Vinney

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Guinness World Book, Vegas Edition: Sally Feldcorth can put 6 ping pong balls through the clown's mouth from 30 feet away.

Steve O said...

In another feelgood story, Samantha overcomes a lifetime of childhood sexual abuse to achieve porn stardom.

Submariner said...

Put a spandex thong on her and you have the slingshot I dreamed about at age 18...