Wednesday, April 27, 2011

And He Huffed, And He Puffed... Well, Actually He Just Huffed.

Schneider



1. Some guys should not even attempt the "Why So Serious" Joker Look.

2. The Obama economic advisor explained away his paint huffing, blaming the pressures of his job and the need to "kill enough brain cells to make our economic policies make some kind of sense."

3.Daniel Radcliffe's fall from stardom was even more spectacular than George Eads's.

4. Though the evidence was overwhelming, a complacent press kept the Obama Admin's "Lewinsky scandal" carefully hidden from the public.

5. These new Krylon ads are really edgy!

Best of Dr. Doom
    Bruce works as the Tin Man's fluffer on the pr0n parody of the Wizard of Oz. You can really tell when a guy loves his work...

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
    Assassination by mercury in an exploding cigar - FAIL, but still funny

Best of USMC2841
    Sorry Scarecrow the Tin Man needs a heart and a brain.

Best of Silhouette
    Soylent Silver is people! Old people, but still people.

Best of jj
    Interviews to replace the fired Air Traffic Controllers have begun.

Best of Jack Reacher
    "Hello, I'd like to talk to you about an exciting investment opportunity--silver bullion."

Best of sonicfrog
    Dammit V the K... I didn't want to see any Harry Potter spoilers!

Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
    In Ang Lee's live action version of "Futurama," Frye and Bender are more than just friends.

Best of prince of leaves
    On "Mythbusters"' most controversial episode yet, 32-year-old Bostonian Matt Arlington demonstrates it is indeed possible to suck the chrome off of a bumper.

Best of Dactyl
    A programming error left the T-125 terminator unable to properly blend in with humans, and it quickly became obsolete.

    [Following Vinney, Chronos and others, there's a 'come with me if you want to live' joke in here somewhere. Anyone see it?]

Best of Submariner
    No, you fool.
    I said come WITH me if you want to live, not cum ON me...

Best of Steve O
    WTF? They didn't have any purple or gold paint?
    Was the BEIGE paint THAT much more expensive?

29 comments:

V the K said...
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Dr. Doom said...

Bruce works as the Tin Man's fluffer on the pr0n parody of the Wizard of Oz. You can really tell when a guy loves his work...

dadoctah said...

"Mmmm, donuts!"

Double the U said...

Okay Harry Potter, you want to try that trick again?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Assassination by mercury in an exploding cigar - FAIL, but still funny

-OR-

My gosh, no, hon, I'm not cheating on you with that circus performer! Honestly, where do you get these silly ideas??

Wordverify: inicarma - Buddha with a happy belly button?

USMC2841 said...

Sorry Scarecrow the Tin Man needs a heart and a brain.

mpur said...

Well, at least he didn't get any in his hair

Silhouette said...

Tinker Bell's father wasn't buying her date's story and kicked his butt.

Silhouette said...

Soylent Silver is people! Old people, but still people.

jj said...

Interviews to replace the fired Air Traffic Controllers have begun.

Jack Reacher said...

"Hello, I'd like to talk to you about an exciting investment opportunity--silver bullion."

sonicfrog said...

Dammit V the K... I didn't want to see any Harry Potter spoilers!

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

In Ang Lee's live action version of "Futurama," Frye and Bender are more than just friends.

Mr. Hankey said...

The Tin Man's attempt to infiltrate the Wizard's castle by dressing up as Harry Potter was quickly vanquished.

Submariner said...

Upon arrival in port after a 6 month deployment, most sailor's only CLAIM they aren't coming up 'til their face looks like a glazed donut...

Mr. Hankey said...

Kyle wins the silver medal for carpet cleaning.

Anonymous said...

Is anything sacred? The tin man is into oral sex?

Vinney

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

One day, an eskimo was riding his snowmobile to work and noticed that it was running poorly. He stopped at the repair shop to have them look at it.

The repairman said, "We're kind of busy right now, but why don't you go across the street to the cafe and have something to eat, then stop back and see me in a few hours."

So the eskimo went to the cafe and returned to the repair shop two hours later. The eskimo asked the repairman, "What did you find?"

The repairman said, "I think that you blew a seal."

The eskimo replied (after wiping his mouth), "No, I just had ice cream!"

prince of leaves said...

On "Mythbusters"' most controversial episode yet, 32-year-old Bostonian Matt Arlington demonstrates it is indeed possible to suck the chrome off of a bumper.

Passionate Conservative said...

Bruces' favorite comic character was the Silver Surfer. Now we know why.

Passionate Conservative said...

Charles dates his favorite can of spray paint.

Rodney Dill said...

So I see you ran into Charlie Sheen at the mall.

Dactyl said...

A programming error left the T-125 terminator unable to properly blend in with humans, and it quickly became obsolete.

[Following Vinney, Chronos and others, there's a 'come with me if you want to live' joke in here somewhere. Anyone see it?]

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Shapeshifter says, "Olivia, you're getting way too good at spotting us. What gave me away?"
ORA Fringe

-OR-

Easy way to spot a novice crossdresser - they're still trying to get the hang of those little makeup brushes.

-OR-

Match.com Dating Tip #08: Headshots are the classic choice for hiding beer guts, fat rolls, full body tats and tentacles, but don't choose one that makes you look like a total douche!

-OR-

Arnold was quickly identified as Sally's assailant because she'd been wearing the newly patented Hane's for Her exploding undies dye pack.

Mr. Hankey said...

The Obama's "present" to the Royal Newlyweds is stopped at Heathrow for questioning.

Submariner said...

No, you fool.
I said come WITH me if you want to live, not cum ON me...

Manny in Milwaukee said...

Had to dust her with flour, but I found it.


............Manny in Milwaukee

Steve O said...

WTF? They didn't have any purple or gold paint?

Was the BEIGE paint THAT much more expensive?

Steve O said...

What's blue and smells like silver paint?

BLUE paint!

Ha. I got a million of 'em.