1. Some guys should not even attempt the "Why So Serious" Joker Look.
2. The Obama economic advisor explained away his paint huffing, blaming the pressures of his job and the need to "kill enough brain cells to make our economic policies make some kind of sense."
3.Daniel Radcliffe's fall from stardom was even more spectacular than George Eads's.
4. Though the evidence was overwhelming, a complacent press kept the Obama Admin's "Lewinsky scandal" carefully hidden from the public.
5. These new Krylon ads are really edgy!
Best of Dr. Doom
Bruce works as the Tin Man's fluffer on the pr0n parody of the Wizard of Oz. You can really tell when a guy loves his work...
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Assassination by mercury in an exploding cigar - FAIL, but still funny
Best of USMC2841
Sorry Scarecrow the Tin Man needs a heart and a brain.
Best of Silhouette
Soylent Silver is people! Old people, but still people.
Best of jj
Interviews to replace the fired Air Traffic Controllers have begun.
Best of Jack Reacher
"Hello, I'd like to talk to you about an exciting investment opportunity--silver bullion."
Best of sonicfrog
Dammit V the K... I didn't want to see any Harry Potter spoilers!
Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
In Ang Lee's live action version of "Futurama," Frye and Bender are more than just friends.
Best of prince of leaves
On "Mythbusters"' most controversial episode yet, 32-year-old Bostonian Matt Arlington demonstrates it is indeed possible to suck the chrome off of a bumper.
Best of Dactyl
A programming error left the T-125 terminator unable to properly blend in with humans, and it quickly became obsolete.
[Following Vinney, Chronos and others, there's a 'come with me if you want to live' joke in here somewhere. Anyone see it?]
Best of Submariner
No, you fool.
I said come WITH me if you want to live, not cum ON me...
Best of Steve O
WTF? They didn't have any purple or gold paint?
Was the BEIGE paint THAT much more expensive?