Monday, April 04, 2011
404 - Leadership Not Found
Best of Dr. Doom
"How do you say 'bracket buster' in Spanish", asked the President?
Best of Matt the K
Sabado Earo GIGANTE!!!!
Best of dub
Hang on, I'm trying to stop the leak.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
No worries, people! This finger's clean because I had to use Maybe I Touched My Genitals right before stepping out on stage.
Best of blue
"y como le dije a V de K, el trabajo es para los pobres"
Threadwinner: Chronos the Wonder Pig
"Slammed at work???"
"would someone who has held a real job please translate that for me?"
I was hoping someone would go with 'The Dating Angle' Angle Best of Submariner
Let's start with Batchelorette Number One: There's been a tsunami and nuclear meltdown in a friendly nation. There are rampant revolutions springing up all over the mideast in Muslim nations. The US Legislature can't pass a budget despite being six months late.
Where would YOU suggest I take a golf vacation?
Best of Kaptain Krude
"Say, does anybody else hear a phone ringing? Who would be calling at 3 a.m.?"
Best of Spin
"If Hillary runs in '12' put the bullet right here, please"
Best of Jack Reacher
"I'm going to turn it over to Vince, who's going to show us the amazing Sham Wow. Vince?"
Best of GregMan
"...and sometimes Frank Marshall Davis' spooge would end up in here!"
Best of sonicfrog
On this lost episode of "The Dating Game", bachelor # 3 won the date. For two hours, he explained his rational for preferring black socks to brown, and the bachelorette ended up choosing him just to shut him up!
Best of racerboy
Once again, he suffers the tragedy of being clever AND alone.
Best of dadoctah
"Aflac! Aflac? Aaaaf-LAC!!! Aflac! So how's my audition going?"