Monday, April 04, 2011

404 - Leadership Not Found

Slammed at work. Please, caption amongst yourselves.


Best of Dr. Doom
"How do you say 'bracket buster' in Spanish", asked the President?

Best of Matt the K
Sabado Earo GIGANTE!!!!

Best of dub
Hang on, I'm trying to stop the leak.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
No worries, people! This finger's clean because I had to use Maybe I Touched My Genitals right before stepping out on stage.

Best of blue
"y como le dije a V de K, el trabajo es para los pobres"

Threadwinner: Chronos the Wonder Pig
"Slammed at work???"
"would someone who has held a real job please translate that for me?"

I was hoping someone would go with 'The Dating Angle' Angle Best of Submariner
Let's start with Batchelorette Number One: There's been a tsunami and nuclear meltdown in a friendly nation. There are rampant revolutions springing up all over the mideast in Muslim nations. The US Legislature can't pass a budget despite being six months late.

Where would YOU suggest I take a golf vacation?

Best of Kaptain Krude
"Say, does anybody else hear a phone ringing? Who would be calling at 3 a.m.?"

Best of Spin
"If Hillary runs in '12' put the bullet right here, please"

Best of Jack Reacher
"I'm going to turn it over to Vince, who's going to show us the amazing Sham Wow. Vince?"

Best of GregMan
"...and sometimes Frank Marshall Davis' spooge would end up in here!"

Best of sonicfrog
On this lost episode of "The Dating Game", bachelor # 3 won the date. For two hours, he explained his rational for preferring black socks to brown, and the bachelorette ended up choosing him just to shut him up!

Best of racerboy
Once again, he suffers the tragedy of being clever AND alone.

Best of dadoctah
"Aflac! Aflac? Aaaaf-LAC!!! Aflac! So how's my audition going?"

40 comments:

Dr. Doom said...

"I'm sorry, I can't hear Mr. Soros' feed in my earpiece", said the President, "Someone get that straightened out before we go on air"!

Dr. Doom said...

"How do you say 'bracket buster' in Spanish", asked the President?

Dr. Doom said...

Ha ha "slammed at work" under a picture of Mr. Obama - one of your best captions yet, V the K...

Anonymous said...

"Normally my finger is up my ass."

Vinney

Matt the K said...

Sabado Earo GIGANTE!!!!

dub said...

Hang on, I'm trying to stop the leak.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Look at this stuff! Assuming everyone's like me, I figure we can cut our dependence on foreign oil for lighting by 50% just by collecting everyone's ear wax.

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No worries, people! This finger's clean because I had to use Maybe I Touched My Genitals right before stepping out on stage.

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Okay, let's start this off with a really funny joke... I'm running for a second term!!!!

metalgarth said...

Take that finger out of your ear. You don't know where that finger's been.

jj said...

The only thing missing is the dunce hat...

Double the U said...

Can someone fix my ear peace, for some reason all as I hear is Spanish and besides their vote, I don't give a damn about those people.

dub said...

Dont forget the sanitizer for your left hand.

dub said...

Wait till Thursday...you'll be sticking that finger in your eye.

blue said...

"y como le dije a V de K, el trabajo es para los pobres"

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

"Slammed at work???"
"would someone who has held a real job please translate that for me?"

jimmy said...

"Hey, is that a four-legged chair, or a two-legged stool on stage?"

"I think it's both."

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

Let's start with Batchelorette Number One:

There's been a tsunami and nuclear meltdown in a friendly nation. There are rampant revolutions springing up all over the mideast in Muslim nations.
The US Legislature can't pass a budget despite being six months late.

Where would YOU suggest I take a golf vacation?

Submariner said...

Actually, Raul, I can see out of both eyes...

Submariner said...

This, uh, THIS is my handle; and I'm, um, HOLDing my, uh, spout.

Submariner said...

Can anyone else hear those voices? It's like they're inside my head...

blue said...

Good boy! Mr President, yes that it your ear - now can you point to your nose?

Kaptain Krude said...

“I always use the word extreme. That is what __________________ instructed me to use this week.”

Kaptain Krude said...

*squeaka squeaka squeaka* The sound of Barry cleaning his ears was mysteriously amplified throughout the hall.

Kaptain Krude said...

"Does, uh, does anybody, uh, does anybody know where, uh, I can get some, uh, free weed?"

Kaptain Krude said...

"Say, does anybody else hear a phone ringing? Who would be calling at 3 a.m.?"

Spin said...

"If Hillary runs in '12' put the bullet right here, please"

Spineless Vertebra said...

"You mean I get to have an earpiece and a teleprompter? I feel like my statements actually matter for once."

prince of leaves said...

"Of course, my predecessor *refused* to use an earpiece and translator so he could speak with Spanish audiences. But why dwell on the mistakes of the past?"

dadoctah said...

"Second word...sounds like...."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

It's true, I rely on a teleprompter to control everything I say or do... except picking my nose, of course. That's so simple even a caveman could do it. See?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

TOUCH YOUR NOSE
Not surprisingly, Obamalama fails another Sobriety & Honesty Check Point at a town hall meeting.

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I believe this is the signal to BUNT, isn't it?

WordVerify: monses - "Gollum likes the monses pr0n almost as much as he likes his precious."

Jack Reacher said...

And now, back to "The Ladies' Man..."

Jack Reacher said...

"I'm going to turn it over to Vince, who's going to show us the amazing Sham Wow. Vince?"

GregMan said...

"...and sometimes Frank Marshall Davis' spooge would end up in here!"

GregMan said...

Barry once again fails the "pull my finger" test.

sonicfrog said...

On this lost episode of "The Dating Game", bachelor # 3 won the date. For two hours, he explained his rational for preferring black socks to brown, and the bachelorette ended up choosing him just to shut him up!

Dactyl said...

And then, uh, it comes right back out this ear. And that's why I don't mind coming to these 'town hall' things.

racerboy said...

Once again, he suffers the tragedy of being clever AND alone.

Double the U said...

HA! I got this one, that down there is a hole in the ground, this here is my ass.

dadoctah said...

"Aflac! Aflac? Aaaaf-LAC!!! Aflac! So how's my audition going?"