Tuesday, March 29, 2011

With a Mayor This Stupid, Who Needs Photoshop

Sorry, my mind is just too boggled to caption right now.


Best of dub
Captain "Need Your Cock" to the rescue!

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Bloomie ignored the instructions that came with his new sex swing and ended up with a ginormous hernia, hemorrhoids and absolutely no good loving.

Best of metalgarth
Someone needs to reduce (or possibly up) Stan Lee's dosages.

Best of Oiao
Howard Stern has really let himself go.

Best of prince of leaves
Mayor Bloomberg realizes belatedly that he should have investigated the NYC Folsom Street Fair before committing to attend. Especially before committing to appear on the X-frame.

Best of Submariner
I thought you said Sotomayer...

Best of mpur
Bloomberg showcases the few fun things it's still legal to do in NYC.

Best of kg
No bulge.
Made you look.

20 comments:

Spineless Vertebra said...

This is uncalled for. The Spider-Man movies already butchered the comics and cartoons enough.

Dr. Doom said...

You know you are a total failure when Letterman rejects you for 'Stupid Human Tricks'.

dub said...

Captain "Need Your Cock" to the rescue!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Bloomie ignored the instructions that came with his new sex swing and ended up with a ginormous hernia, hemorrhoids and absolutely no good loving.

-OR-

If you ever wondered what legislators do on Casual Fridays...

-OR-

After drinking a jumbo Slurpee, it suddenly dawns on Bloomie why women usually put panties on AFTER attaching garters to stockings.

Double the U said...

Look, up on the stage... It's a bird.... It's a plane.... No! IT'S TAKE AWAY YOUR FREEDOMS MAN!

dadoctah said...

Yeah, like Giuliani hadn't already pegged the needle on the WTF meter....

Anonymous said...

"I hate it when I get caught in my own web."

metalgarth said...

Someone needs to reduce (or possibly up) Stan Lee's dosages.

metalgarth said...

Spider Mayor, Spider Mayor does whatever a Spider Mayor does

Anonymous said...

Howard Stern has really let himself go.

-Oiao

prince of leaves said...

Mayor Bloomberg realizes belatedly that he should have investigated the NYC Folsom Street Fair before committing to attend. Especially before committing to appear on the X-frame.

Anonymous said...

Wow. The Escape from New York, remake, 2011. Snake Pliskin has really let himself go.

Or...

Even in this outfit, and with a valid US Birth Certificate, Bloomberg is still way more qualified to be POTUS.


WV = 'eyease', NOT!

-Oiao

Submariner said...

I thought you said Sotomayer...

Submariner said...

I can't believe he's running aroudn New York in his bloomers...

Submariner said...

Looks like SOMEone forgot to take his Prozac, hmmmmm?

mpur said...

Bloomberg showcases the few fun things it's still legal to do in NYC.

molson said...

All your base are belong to me!

kg said...

No bulge.

Made you look.

Adriane said...

Bloomberg the spy-dah-er! Bloomberg the spy-dah-er! creepy, crawly, creepy, crawly, creepy creepy, crawly crawly ...

Anonymous said...

More like Mighty Mouse.

Vinney