Monday, March 28, 2011
1. ♪"He's got M'Chel's ass... (clap) in his hands. He's got M'Chel's ass (clap) in his hands...!" ♪
3. "Um, Kobe, I'm... uh... oven? WTF is wrong with my, um, Teleprompter?"
4. "The UN says 'Bomb Libya.' The UN says 'Clap your hands.' Now hop on one foot. Ha! I didn't say 'The UN says...'" Hillary was still the same old bitch.
5. "Praise Allah! M'Chel is finally wearing something that doesn't look like it came from upholstery world."
Best of Double the U
"That better be rain and not spit."
Best of Submariner
They took my umbrella at the door!
Best of metalgarth
"If you're a commie and you know it, clap your hands"
Best of Carl Carlson
"20 odd seasons on this show and that's the best love interest you could find for me?"
Best of Chronos the Wonder Pig
"...and Allah, if you are looking fro female suicide bombers, do I have a candidate for you!"
Best of blue
"Why does the band always play Big Bottom by Spinal Tap when ever we enter the room?"
Best of Kaptain Krude
Can we wait until he actually does something deliberately good before giving him a wax statue?
Best of JohnS1959
"Come on people - I gave you my brackets - I drove all the way down to ESPN - I flew all the way to South America to do... something - I forget what all. What else do you expect from me?", grumbled the President.
Best of Dr. Doom
"Yes general, that is right, VCU has destroyed ah... my bracket picking credibility and is um... a clear and present danger to Amerikkka", stammered the President, "I want you to call in one of those air um... strike things like we did on Gadaffi. Only this time don't miss on purpose".
Best of mpur
I remember when we were younger and M'Chel's ass was only this wide.
Best of dadoctah
"Ol' Man Ribbah, dat Ol Man Ribbah...!"
And then Dawn's head began venting radioactive coolant....
Best of Adriane
Proof of the Law of Conservation of Tackiness: Somebody cleans up M'chlle's dress, and Obama's necktie goes off the Rez...