1. "You okay Ms. Lohan? I mean... Lindsey?"
2. You just know there's a redneck in the front seat sayin' "Hey! I didn't even spill my beer!"
3. "Damn you, Mapquest!"
4. Numerous design flaws were evident in the initial design of the Car-tapult.
5. Among its other shortcomings, the Chevy Volt was a real pitch to recharge.
Best of dadoctah
"Okay, everybody remember where we parked!"
Best of Dr. Doom
"Honey - could you stop by the rental place on the way home and get the cherry picker again", asked Mrs. Smith on her cell phone. "...Yes dear I'm right inside the school zone on Elm street".
Best of Double the U
Early versions of using a car phone had some connection issues.
Best of USMC2841
Recalculating.
Best of mpur
Standard Cap #527: "Them Duke boys were in a heap of trouble..."
Best of molson
I swear officer I had to swerve to avoid some dipstick in a Spiderman outfit with the letters NYC on the front.
Best of Adriane
I sympathize! Really I do! A couple of Jolt colas and I'm wired for days...
Best of Submariner
440, 441; whatever it takes...
Best of dub
The Black Panthers fail at trying to intimidate the white guy that just moved into their neighborhood.
Best of Matt the K
The new Alpine Sky lift they built in Watts proved to be a big hit.
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"Okay, everybody remember where we parked!"
"Honey - could you stop by the rental place on the way home and get the cherry picker again", asked Mrs. Smith on her cell phone. "...Yes dear I'm right inside the school zone on Elm street".
I knew I should have taken that right turn at Albuquerque!
Early versions of using a car phone had some connection issues.
Some people have a moral objection to stealing cable. This guy? Not so much.
I don't think I'd argue with the guy who claimed I bumped him at the light after he did this to my car...
RECHARGIN UR PRIUS; UR DUIN IT KWITE WEL AKSHULLY
Recalculating.
Famous Last Words #483
"Don't worry, I know a shortcut!"
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Ironically, before the deer jumped out in front of his car, Kansas Telcomm exec Abner Filtmorph was humming the Glen Campbell tune, Witchita Lineman.
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I know some women have a helluva problem with parallel parking, but that's just ridiculous.
Standard Cap #527: "Them Duke boys were in a heap of trouble..."
"Why are you giving me a ticket?", asked Miss Prudence,"The sign says no right turn - not no hanging from wires!"
When the European Union says no cars, they mean it!
Kinetic parking misalignment.
Wingnut High tradition calls for tossing a little something over the lines on graduation day... a pair of sneakers, an old bra. Having failed 12th grade 4 times, Bruno felt Vice Principal Gorlick's car was a little something.
Anyone want to bet it involved a woman driver?
Vinney
I swear officer I had to swerve to avoid some dipstick in a Spiderman outfit with the letters NYC on the front.
"Dammit Hot Rod", a frustrated Optimus Prime fumed, "we'll never catch those Decepticons if you keep goofing off like that."
"But Optimus, I'm just hanging around!", Hot Rod protested.
"So, officer, what you're saying is that the birds are allowed to hang on power lines but my car isn't? How racist!"
"Uh, Reverend Sharpton, race has absolutely nothing to do with it. Just like everything else you complain about."
"Duh, PARKING!!!"
I sympathize! Really I do! A couple of Jolt colas and I'm wired for days...
Oh yeah? Well how do you dry YOUR car after you use the drive through car wash?
440, 441; whatever it takes...
The Black Panthers fail at trying to intimidate the white guy that just moved into their neighborhood.
Nissan's new 'Drive by Wire' technology still has some kinks that need to be worked out...
The new Alpine Sky lift they built in Watts proved to be a big hit.
wv: elermeni -- the letter between k and p.
The *real* reason Megan Fox won't be back for Transformers 3. (No Transformers were harmed in the shooting of this picture.)
so... uh, Mr. Hulk, you didn't like that one. What would you like to test drive next?
Traffic Investigators later determined that this was caused by a trunk full of illegal Mexican Jumping Beans being smuggled across the boarder. DHS later set the driver free due to his Mexican Consular ID card being current.
-Oiao
Looks like Herbie really was Fully Loaded, after all.
[ORA? http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0400497/]
India reveals their new bungee powered space program.
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