Wednesday, March 30, 2011
That's No Way to Charge a Battery
1. "You okay Ms. Lohan? I mean... Lindsey?"
2. You just know there's a redneck in the front seat sayin' "Hey! I didn't even spill my beer!"
3. "Damn you, Mapquest!"
4. Numerous design flaws were evident in the initial design of the Car-tapult.
5. Among its other shortcomings, the Chevy Volt was a real pitch to recharge.
Best of dadoctah
"Okay, everybody remember where we parked!"
Best of Dr. Doom
"Honey - could you stop by the rental place on the way home and get the cherry picker again", asked Mrs. Smith on her cell phone. "...Yes dear I'm right inside the school zone on Elm street".
Best of Double the U
Early versions of using a car phone had some connection issues.
Best of USMC2841
Best of mpur
Standard Cap #527: "Them Duke boys were in a heap of trouble..."
Best of molson
I swear officer I had to swerve to avoid some dipstick in a Spiderman outfit with the letters NYC on the front.
Best of Adriane
I sympathize! Really I do! A couple of Jolt colas and I'm wired for days...
Best of Submariner
440, 441; whatever it takes...
Best of dub
The Black Panthers fail at trying to intimidate the white guy that just moved into their neighborhood.
Best of Matt the K
The new Alpine Sky lift they built in Watts proved to be a big hit.