1. Another liberal learns the hard way not to mouth off to Dick Cheney when he's been drinking.
2. "Well, Lena, you should have known better than to mouth off to Chris Brown."
3. "All dub said was 'Have you ever considered Jenny Craig?' You didn't have to rip his throat out with your teeth."
4. "Hon, do you think you might be taking this Twilight obsession a little too far?"
5. "Who ever would have thought pestering hunters in the middle of duck hunting season could have led to a shooting accident?"
Best of USMC2841
Hippy Season! Rabbit Season! Hippy Season! Rabbit Season! Rabbit Season Hippy Season! Oh crap! You're despicable.
Best of Submariner
Al Franken experiences "that time of the month."
Best of Dr. Doom
Hmmm... maybe the ducks don't need to be rescued. In fact maybe they are bloody tired of being rescued. Did you ever think of that?
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Call me old-fashioned, but I prefer to watch Night of the Living Dead in black&white, not this newfangled colorized version.
Best of jj
PETA activist Jen tried giving Knute mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. Unfortunately, Knute was still conscious.
What??? Too soon?
Best of blue
"...and if you ever try to vote conservative again we'll hit you with two baseball bats!!"
Best of Double the U
This place is great, I ordered a bloody Mary and two people bring me one!
Best of molson
That went well. What do you say we give it another try?
Best of Silhouette
Rainbow began to rethink her whole "tooth brushing is a capitalist male construct" worldview.
Best of prince of leaves
Unfortunately, even though Patient Zero was identified almost immediately, it was too late to stop the zombie outbreak.
Best of Mr. Hankey
Wanting her own 15 minutes of fame, Julie decides to start up a local chapter of the Ellen James Society.
Best of Spineless Vertebra
After one session, the National Organization for Women regretted their decision to sue Fight Club for committing affirmative action towards females.
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Hippy Season! Rabbit Season! Hippy Season! Rabbit Season! Rabbit Season Hippy Season! Oh crap! You're despicable.
Another person learns not to ask Tiger for his autograph.
Al Franken experiences "that time of the month."
Lorna would later tell the police; "I figured you were too busy to deal with my rapist so I just used the weapon I had most available...
Looks like SOMEbody tried to beat Rosie to the last dozen Krispy Kremes.
I'm not sayin' Beulah is stupid and ugly, or anything, but she got that way from chasin' a parked Buick.
I heard she went after a squirrel's "carrot"...
Hmmm... maybe the ducks don't need to be rescued. In fact maybe they are bloody tired of being rescued. Did you ever think of that?
Saving the world from the Duck Face - one bimbo at a time...
Call me old-fashioned, but I prefer to watch Night of the Living Dead in black&white, not this newfangled colorized version.
-OR-
Did anyone get the license number of that truck?
-OR-
Annie's a slow learner... third time she's walked into a tree while texting.
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Fuddy, dey ooked so cude and fuwwy fwom a didstenz but I wedt to pet wod an it kicked da cwap outta me.
Apparently, Miss Ellen was having a 'heavy flow' day.
PETA activist Jen tried giving Knute mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. Unfortunately, Knute was still conscious.
What??? Too soon?
Evidently this anti-PETA activist likes her meat extremely rare.
ERNING YER RED WINGS; U DID IT GUD
ORA:
Ruprecht always had a problem feeding himself with a fork...
"...and if you ever try to vote conservative again we'll hit you with two baseball bats!!"
This place is great, I ordered a bloody Mary and two people bring me one!
That went well. What do you say we give it another try?
Rainbow began to rethink her whole "tooth brushing is a capitalist male construct" worldview.
Unfortunately, even though Patient Zero was identified almost immediately, it was too late to stop the zombie outbreak.
Ms Symons wished they had AFLAC in Australia.
Shotgun, ungly stick or both. You decide.
-Oiao
Apparently, Julia forgot to "duck" after an aborted rescue.
Perfect photo for a LMAO@PETA t-shirt
Life imitates 30 year old comic strips?
http://civilwarclipart.com/Clipartgallery/images/huntingliberals.gif
Justin
Instead of killing her in the process, Marie's friends tried to calm her down after she finished eating a random guy's face off. No wonder the zombie virus spreads like wildfire.
So, you ready to go swimming with the sharks now, chum?
Wanting her own 15 minutes of fame, Julie decides to start up a local chapter of the Ellen James Society.
After one session, the National Organization for Women regretted their decision to sue Fight Club for committing affirmative action towards females.
ORA: "It was pandelirium! I thought we'd be killed, or even worse!"
Who's the duck that won't cop out
When there's danger all about
(The AFLAC Duck!!)
Right on
You see this The AFLAC Duck is a bad mother--
(Shut your mouth)
But I'm talkin' about The AFLAC Duck
(Then we can dig it)
He's a complicated duck
But no one understands him ESPECIALLY THIS woman
(AFLAC Duck!)
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