Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Stupid Hippie Gets Cheneyed

Al


1. Another liberal learns the hard way not to mouth off to Dick Cheney when he's been drinking.

2. "Well, Lena, you should have known better than to mouth off to Chris Brown."

3. "All dub said was 'Have you ever considered Jenny Craig?' You didn't have to rip his throat out with your teeth."

4. "Hon, do you think you might be taking this Twilight obsession a little too far?"

5. "Who ever would have thought pestering hunters in the middle of duck hunting season could have led to a shooting accident?"

Best of USMC2841
Hippy Season! Rabbit Season! Hippy Season! Rabbit Season! Rabbit Season Hippy Season! Oh crap! You're despicable.

Best of Submariner
Al Franken experiences "that time of the month."

Best of Dr. Doom
Hmmm... maybe the ducks don't need to be rescued. In fact maybe they are bloody tired of being rescued. Did you ever think of that?

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Call me old-fashioned, but I prefer to watch Night of the Living Dead in black&white, not this newfangled colorized version.

Best of jj
PETA activist Jen tried giving Knute mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. Unfortunately, Knute was still conscious.

What??? Too soon?

Best of blue
"...and if you ever try to vote conservative again we'll hit you with two baseball bats!!"

Best of Double the U
This place is great, I ordered a bloody Mary and two people bring me one!

Best of molson
That went well. What do you say we give it another try?

Best of Silhouette
Rainbow began to rethink her whole "tooth brushing is a capitalist male construct" worldview.

Best of prince of leaves
Unfortunately, even though Patient Zero was identified almost immediately, it was too late to stop the zombie outbreak.

Best of Mr. Hankey
Wanting her own 15 minutes of fame, Julie decides to start up a local chapter of the Ellen James Society.

Best of Spineless Vertebra
After one session, the National Organization for Women regretted their decision to sue Fight Club for committing affirmative action towards females.

31 comments:

USMC2841 said...

Hippy Season! Rabbit Season! Hippy Season! Rabbit Season! Rabbit Season Hippy Season! Oh crap! You're despicable.

Double the U said...

Another person learns not to ask Tiger for his autograph.

Submariner said...

Al Franken experiences "that time of the month."

Submariner said...

Lorna would later tell the police; "I figured you were too busy to deal with my rapist so I just used the weapon I had most available...

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

Looks like SOMEbody tried to beat Rosie to the last dozen Krispy Kremes.

Submariner said...

I'm not sayin' Beulah is stupid and ugly, or anything, but she got that way from chasin' a parked Buick.

Submariner said...

I heard she went after a squirrel's "carrot"...

Dr. Doom said...

Hmmm... maybe the ducks don't need to be rescued. In fact maybe they are bloody tired of being rescued. Did you ever think of that?

Dr. Doom said...

Saving the world from the Duck Face - one bimbo at a time...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Call me old-fashioned, but I prefer to watch Night of the Living Dead in black&white, not this newfangled colorized version.

-OR-

Did anyone get the license number of that truck?

-OR-

Annie's a slow learner... third time she's walked into a tree while texting.

-OR-

Fuddy, dey ooked so cude and fuwwy fwom a didstenz but I wedt to pet wod an it kicked da cwap outta me.

I Just Threw Up in My Mouth a Little Bit said...

Apparently, Miss Ellen was having a 'heavy flow' day.

jj said...

PETA activist Jen tried giving Knute mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. Unfortunately, Knute was still conscious.


What??? Too soon?

Submariner said...

Evidently this anti-PETA activist likes her meat extremely rare.

Submariner said...

ERNING YER RED WINGS; U DID IT GUD

Submariner said...

ORA:

Ruprecht always had a problem feeding himself with a fork...

blue said...

"...and if you ever try to vote conservative again we'll hit you with two baseball bats!!"

Double the U said...

This place is great, I ordered a bloody Mary and two people bring me one!

molson said...

That went well. What do you say we give it another try?

Silhouette said...

Rainbow began to rethink her whole "tooth brushing is a capitalist male construct" worldview.

prince of leaves said...

Unfortunately, even though Patient Zero was identified almost immediately, it was too late to stop the zombie outbreak.

Spin said...

Ms Symons wished they had AFLAC in Australia.

Anonymous said...

Shotgun, ungly stick or both. You decide.


-Oiao

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Apparently, Julia forgot to "duck" after an aborted rescue.
Perfect photo for a LMAO@PETA t-shirt

Anonymous said...

Life imitates 30 year old comic strips?

http://civilwarclipart.com/Clipartgallery/images/huntingliberals.gif


Justin

Spineless Vertebra said...

Instead of killing her in the process, Marie's friends tried to calm her down after she finished eating a random guy's face off. No wonder the zombie virus spreads like wildfire.

Submariner said...

So, you ready to go swimming with the sharks now, chum?

Mr. Hankey said...

Wanting her own 15 minutes of fame, Julie decides to start up a local chapter of the Ellen James Society.

Spineless Vertebra said...

After one session, the National Organization for Women regretted their decision to sue Fight Club for committing affirmative action towards females.

Kaptain Krude said...

ORA: "It was pandelirium! I thought we'd be killed, or even worse!"

Schteveo said...

Who's the duck that won't cop out
When there's danger all about
(The AFLAC Duck!!)
Right on

You see this The AFLAC Duck is a bad mother--
(Shut your mouth)
But I'm talkin' about The AFLAC Duck
(Then we can dig it)

He's a complicated duck
But no one understands him ESPECIALLY THIS woman
(AFLAC Duck!)