Wednesday, March 30, 2011

So, a Plushy, a guy in a Tiara, and the Fruit-of-the-Loom Banana Guy Walk into a Bar


1. Recruiting offices just haven't been the same since Don't Ask, Don't Tell was repealed.

2. 'Nappy the Black Pussy' is now the official mascot of Rutgers Women's basketball.

3. Charlie Sheen's Google search for "Wide Open Pussy" was ... curiously acceptable.

4. By this point, Kobe was so used to being a cliche he just shoved the ball down the cat's throat.

5. After the NCAA ruled that the name "Lakota Warriors" was offensive to injuns, the school changed its name to the more acceptable "Big Black Pussies."

15 comments:

dub said...

Im a banana... Im a banana... Im a banana... Look at me move! Yeah Yeah!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

When old "tuna breath" began dragging a big litter box courtside "because the restroom lines are too long" his days as a mascot were numbered.

mpur said...

What's black and yellow and red all over?

metalgarth said...

Basement Cat's newest minions left much to be desired

molson said...

Now I shall suppress all you cracker's votes.

Anonymous said...

Since when did the Black Panthers have a mascot?

Vinney

Submariner said...

I, for one, think Charles Nelson Reilly is aging pretty well.

Submariner said...

Tiara dude; "Damn you look gay..."

Submariner said...

A cat hacking up a hairbal wearing a tiara?
Now THERE'S something you don't see every day...

Adriane said...

'Make like a banana and split!' yelled the jag.
'Be a good kitty and meowtta here!' hissed the banana.
'Oh boys, boys! Don't be fighting over little ol' me...' simpered the queen.

dadoctah said...

Every April 1st, Monty Hall has to chase an assortment of troublemakers off his lawn.

Submariner said...

ORA:

I don't get Dada's work but I can't wait to see where he's going with this set up at Cabaret Voltaire...

Submariner said...

George Michael's arrival brought out the usual crowds in West Palm Beach today...

Dr. Doom said...

Shown here is a picture of the first meeting between the mascots of the George Washington Carver High School Black Panthers and the Central Catholic High School Banana Boys. Guess who won the basketball game?

Spineless Vertebra said...

A pussycat and a banana?

Is anyone else getting a sexual metaphor vibe?