Tuesday, March 15, 2011

She actually has both of those outfits

Army of Mom


1. If you think the bride and groom are scary, wait 'til you see the ring bearer.

2. The only two viewers of Al Gore's Current TV network were married this week in SoHo.

3. ORA: "We're on our way to a 'come dressed like a Neil Gaiman character' party.

4. Keith Olbermann's unhappy viewers keep a lonely vigil outside MSNBC headquarters.

5. Soon after Raven and Moonblood's arrival in France, the anti-Burqa law was repealed in an emergency session of the Assembly.

Best of blue
"Lets see if they have a Taco Bell in this town."

Best of GregMan
Death definitely does not become her. Or him, for that matter.

Best of Adriane
I know Hollywood is running out of ideas, but zombie Emma Peel and John Steed?!?

Threadwinner: dadoctah
Electra Woman and Dyna Girl have really let themselves go.

Best of Jack Reacher
So now Ang Lee is remaking "The Great Gatsby," I see.

Best of prince of leaves
The first rule of Taco Bell Tranny Fight Club: there is no Taco Bell Tranny Fight Club.

Best of Matt the K
All else being equal, the one with bigger t!ts gets to wear the bra...

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
TSA airport guards live for days like this.

Best of JohnS1959
Meet the Seargeant at Arms and the Majority Whip of the Berkley, CA City Council...

Best of metalgarth
With any luck that's the arena where "2 freakazoids enter and no freakazoids leave"

25 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Technically we're not a same-sex marriage. We're more like a reverse-sex marriage."

Vinney

blue said...

"Lets see if they have a Taco Bell in this town."

GregMan said...

If there are adverse health consequences from the radiation in Japan, how will we ever know?

(What, too soon?)

GregMan said...

Death definitely does not become her. Or him, for that matter.

GregMan said...

Laugh all you want, but there are probably President Soetero's next two Supreme Court appointees.

Adriane said...

I know Hollywood is running out of ideas, but zombie Emma Peel and John Steed?!?

Better than nothing, I guess ...

dadoctah said...

Electra Woman and Dyna Girl have really let themselves go.

Jack Reacher said...

"Safe Schools Czar? His office is one block over, kids."

Jack Reacher said...

So now Ang Lee is remaking "The Great Gatsby," I see.

prince of leaves said...

The first rule of Taco Bell Tranny Fight Club: there is no Taco Bell Tranny Fight Club.

prince of leaves said...

Like the Charlie Chaplin film clip, it would be ninety years before anyone noticed the time travelers caught on video at the Yearly Kos convention.

Matt the K said...

All else being equal, the one with bigger t!ts gets to wear the bra...

Matt the K said...

Recently unearthed photo from Madonna and Sean Penn's wedding.


wv: harsplop

Carpe Phlogiston said...

TSA airport guards live for days like this.

-OR-

When today's kids speak of homecoming kings and queens, it's all I can do not to smack them upside their fat heads and shake them til their eyes bleed.

-OR-

Reporters peppered the parents with, "Why didn't you ever report your two teens missing?" until one father reluctantly held up a recent photo of Teagan and Bernie. There was silence, followed by a few awkward coughs and a barely audible, "nevermind."

JohnS1959 said...

Meet the Seargeant at Arms and the Majority Whip of the Berkley, CA City Council...

dub said...

Thursday auditions? Go to the end of the block and turn left. See you soon!

Submariner said...

"The Nightmare Before Christmas" must be drawing a similar cult following to "The Rocky Horror Picture Show."

Spineless Vertebra said...

I see some Justin Bieber fans are ready for his big concert tonight.

Spin said...

Only Dub'd do 'em.

Spin said...

This couple didn't rate a second glance at Tokyo airport two weeks ago.


too soon?

Anonymous said...

It takes more than $200,000 to raise a child. I see $400,000+ wasted money in this photo.

-Oiao

Anonymous said...

Take the mask off! You can't fool us Miley Cyrus!

Vinney

dadoctah said...

"Hi! Welcome to Orange County!"

metalgarth said...

With any luck that's the arena where "2 freakazoids enter and no freakazoids leave"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

While recovering from surgery to fix her botched lip augmentation procedure, Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell take a nice stroll down Hollywood Blvd.