Monday, March 21, 2011

Shake Hands With the Mighty Gonga!

From Al (By the way, much like the anticipated anti-aircraft fire above Klendathu (ORA), posting will be random and light. The day job is crushing me this week.)
1. "Don't sweat it, Moammar. I could never bomb a fellow Mus... a fellow human being."

2. "Wait! If you're Gaddafy, who did I just bow to?"

3. "Look, Mo, I'm sorry for what happened to your cows, but we had intelligence that that beach was a staging area."

4. "You look fabulous in those drapes, Moammar. M'Chel is so jealous."

5. Moammar was amazed that even after pulling all five fingers, Obama's farts scarcely made a sound.

Best of JohnS1959
"Hello again Moammar" greeted the President, "Speaking of carnage, how is your bracket doing? Louisville's loss in the first round is absolutely slaying mine"...

Best of Mr. Hankey
"Why yes Moammar, I do have some changes in mind that will involve you"

Best of jj
Chaiman zero, "So how is Jim Rockford, Angel?"

Best of blue
"OK you win Mr President, I'll give you 4 goats and six camels for M'Chel."

Best of Vinney
"Mr. President, your brackets suck. If I remember correctly you picked the Steelers over the Packers."

Best of divine miss m
Last time I saw fabric that tacky, it was the bedspread in a cheap hotel in an even-cheaper 70s porn film.

Best of Submariner
Tripoli, right? Can I trade in M'CHel for some smelly pirate hookers?

Best of Oiao
Obama: "Moammar! You could have at least, uh, respected me, um, by having a little African child on, ahh, your back! You have ruined our photo-op...."

Best of Double the U
So if I buy 100 boxes of Tag-a-Longs and 100 boxes of Lemon Chalet Cremes from Malia's girl scout troop and you will call your military off?

Best of dub
So we're agreed, you'll be Fashion Czar.

Best of metalgarth
I guess I missed the episode of the Simpsons where Carl met up with Corporal Klinger

34 comments:

JohnS1959 said...

"Hello again Moammar" greeted the President, "Speaking of carnage, how is your bracket doing? Louisville's loss in the first round is absolutely slaying mine"...

Mr. Hankey said...

"Why yes Moammar, I do have some changes in mind that will involve you"

Mr. Hankey said...

Sorry I couldn't be here earlier, but with it being Spring Break and all, Michelle vetoed the Middle East.

jj said...

chaiman zero, "So how is Jim Rockford, Angel?"

blue said...

"OK you win Mr President, I'll give you 4 goats and six camels for M'Chel."

Whacko said...

"I've gotta be honest, President, Zero, yours is the limpest handshake I've ever encountered."

Whacko said...

"Look, Barak, I thought you knew - soccer is totally a gay sport. Doesn't your staff tell you anything?"

Anonymous said...

"Mr. President, your brackets suck. If I remember correctly you picked the Steelers over the Packers."

Vinney

divine miss m said...

Last time I saw fabric that tacky, it was the bedspread in a cheap hotel in an even-cheaper 70s porn film.

Submariner said...

"I still will call you son."

Submariner said...

Tripoli, right? Can I trade in M'CHel for some smelly pirate hookers?

Submariner said...

Look, Mo; I put off the world as long as I possibly could. I even made a trip to Latin Amerikkka to dodge our press, but that damn Fox News found me even in that dodge... Anyway, sorry about the Tomahawks.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Greetings, Comrade. You like my jumbo popcorn hat? Would you like to go to the movies? I could loan it to you. Just don't order butter, my hair's greasy enough!

-OR-

Here's the deal. Unlike the Bush's, when I invade Libya it will be about the oil. How's about you just turn it all over to us now and we can set you up with a cute bungalow in Kennebunkport?

Anonymous said...

Obama: "Moammar! You could have at least, uh, respected me, um, by having a little African child on, ahh, your back! You have ruined our photo-op...."

*O*I*A*O

Anonymous said...

Obummer: "Yes, I get it now why you do not wear underwear... That hides all stains! Soon, I will have those white Bible clinging Americans in the same. It will be all they can afford!"

O I A O

Anonymous said...

Obama: " Moammar, while you use bullets to suppress, we in the Americas use hyprocracy to put down the radical conseratives. Haven't you seen our Afro Sheen commercials. They are cheaper than T-62 tanks that I can blast out of existence."

Your History re-written: Afro Sheen: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8ffzI2czHs&NR=1

O-I/A-O

Carpe Phlogiston said...

MET - the Muslim Entertainment Network - offers their version of The Three Stooges. In this episode, while Larry and Moe are superglued together, Curly rushes around looking for a saw.

Anonymous said...

"Barry, I'm sorry. I forgot to tell you it's a toga party."

Vinney

JohnS1959 said...

"So you just ordered the army to shoot all the people who disagreed with you", asked Mr. Obama, "Now why didn't I think of that"?

Dr. Doom said...

"I got this", lisped the President to the Joint Chiefs, "One, two, three, four, I declare a thumb war"!

Rodney Dill said...

"You're not gettin' just a tip... you're gettin' the whole eight inches."

Double the U said...

So if I buy 100 boxes of Tag-a-Longs and 100 boxes of Lemon Chalet Cremes from Malia's girl scout troop and you will call your military off?

Rodney Dill said...

Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga

Rodney Dill said...

Gaddafi: "Well... We'll always have Nairobi."

dub said...

Worst.Syrup.Bottle.Ever.

dub said...

In the middle east, Duck Duck Goose has been replaced with Coon Coon Bafoon.

dub said...

So we're agreed, you'll be Fashion Czar.

dub said...

Where will you be when our Tomahawk's kick in?

No really, where will you be?

Submariner said...

You had me at "Hello," Mo.

molson said...

Don't hang out at your house next week. Just trust me on this. I gotta make this look good for the press.

metalgarth said...

I guess I missed the episode of the Simpsons where Carl met up with Corporal Klinger

dadoctah said...

This is one buddy cop film I'm going to have to make a point of not seeing.

wv: imsore. What a coincidence; so am I.

Submariner said...

mmmmm, mmmmmm, mmmmmmm;
Barack Hussein Obama!

Schteveo said...

Yo, Gadaffi!!! Waz up bruh? I gotta ta tell ya', Niggah, them threads is dope!! Michelle would NEVER let me wear a mufuggin' outfit like that. She's all ABOUT a power tie!!