1. "Don't sweat it, Moammar. I could never bomb a fellow Mus... a fellow human being."
2. "Wait! If you're Gaddafy, who did I just bow to?"
3. "Look, Mo, I'm sorry for what happened to your cows, but we had intelligence that that beach was a staging area."
4. "You look fabulous in those drapes, Moammar. M'Chel is so jealous."
5. Moammar was amazed that even after pulling all five fingers, Obama's farts scarcely made a sound.
Best of JohnS1959
"Hello again Moammar" greeted the President, "Speaking of carnage, how is your bracket doing? Louisville's loss in the first round is absolutely slaying mine"...
Best of Mr. Hankey
"Why yes Moammar, I do have some changes in mind that will involve you"
Best of jj
Chaiman zero, "So how is Jim Rockford, Angel?"
Best of blue
"OK you win Mr President, I'll give you 4 goats and six camels for M'Chel."
Best of Vinney
"Mr. President, your brackets suck. If I remember correctly you picked the Steelers over the Packers."
Best of divine miss m
Last time I saw fabric that tacky, it was the bedspread in a cheap hotel in an even-cheaper 70s porn film.
Best of Submariner
Tripoli, right? Can I trade in M'CHel for some smelly pirate hookers?
Best of Oiao
Obama: "Moammar! You could have at least, uh, respected me, um, by having a little African child on, ahh, your back! You have ruined our photo-op...."
Best of Double the U
So if I buy 100 boxes of Tag-a-Longs and 100 boxes of Lemon Chalet Cremes from Malia's girl scout troop and you will call your military off?
Best of dub
So we're agreed, you'll be Fashion Czar.
Best of metalgarth
I guess I missed the episode of the Simpsons where Carl met up with Corporal Klinger
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"Hello again Moammar" greeted the President, "Speaking of carnage, how is your bracket doing? Louisville's loss in the first round is absolutely slaying mine"...
"Why yes Moammar, I do have some changes in mind that will involve you"
Sorry I couldn't be here earlier, but with it being Spring Break and all, Michelle vetoed the Middle East.
chaiman zero, "So how is Jim Rockford, Angel?"
"OK you win Mr President, I'll give you 4 goats and six camels for M'Chel."
"I've gotta be honest, President, Zero, yours is the limpest handshake I've ever encountered."
"Look, Barak, I thought you knew - soccer is totally a gay sport. Doesn't your staff tell you anything?"
"Mr. President, your brackets suck. If I remember correctly you picked the Steelers over the Packers."
Vinney
Last time I saw fabric that tacky, it was the bedspread in a cheap hotel in an even-cheaper 70s porn film.
"I still will call you son."
Tripoli, right? Can I trade in M'CHel for some smelly pirate hookers?
Look, Mo; I put off the world as long as I possibly could. I even made a trip to Latin Amerikkka to dodge our press, but that damn Fox News found me even in that dodge... Anyway, sorry about the Tomahawks.
Greetings, Comrade. You like my jumbo popcorn hat? Would you like to go to the movies? I could loan it to you. Just don't order butter, my hair's greasy enough!
-OR-
Here's the deal. Unlike the Bush's, when I invade Libya it will be about the oil. How's about you just turn it all over to us now and we can set you up with a cute bungalow in Kennebunkport?
Obama: "Moammar! You could have at least, uh, respected me, um, by having a little African child on, ahh, your back! You have ruined our photo-op...."
*O*I*A*O
Obummer: "Yes, I get it now why you do not wear underwear... That hides all stains! Soon, I will have those white Bible clinging Americans in the same. It will be all they can afford!"
O I A O
Obama: " Moammar, while you use bullets to suppress, we in the Americas use hyprocracy to put down the radical conseratives. Haven't you seen our Afro Sheen commercials. They are cheaper than T-62 tanks that I can blast out of existence."
Your History re-written: Afro Sheen: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8ffzI2czHs&NR=1
O-I/A-O
MET - the Muslim Entertainment Network - offers their version of The Three Stooges. In this episode, while Larry and Moe are superglued together, Curly rushes around looking for a saw.
"Barry, I'm sorry. I forgot to tell you it's a toga party."
Vinney
"So you just ordered the army to shoot all the people who disagreed with you", asked Mr. Obama, "Now why didn't I think of that"?
"I got this", lisped the President to the Joint Chiefs, "One, two, three, four, I declare a thumb war"!
"You're not gettin' just a tip... you're gettin' the whole eight inches."
So if I buy 100 boxes of Tag-a-Longs and 100 boxes of Lemon Chalet Cremes from Malia's girl scout troop and you will call your military off?
Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga
Gaddafi: "Well... We'll always have Nairobi."
Worst.Syrup.Bottle.Ever.
In the middle east, Duck Duck Goose has been replaced with Coon Coon Bafoon.
So we're agreed, you'll be Fashion Czar.
Where will you be when our Tomahawk's kick in?
No really, where will you be?
You had me at "Hello," Mo.
Don't hang out at your house next week. Just trust me on this. I gotta make this look good for the press.
I guess I missed the episode of the Simpsons where Carl met up with Corporal Klinger
This is one buddy cop film I'm going to have to make a point of not seeing.
wv: imsore. What a coincidence; so am I.
mmmmm, mmmmmm, mmmmmmm;
Barack Hussein Obama!
Yo, Gadaffi!!! Waz up bruh? I gotta ta tell ya', Niggah, them threads is dope!! Michelle would NEVER let me wear a mufuggin' outfit like that. She's all ABOUT a power tie!!
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