From Al (By the way, much like the anticipated anti-aircraft fire above Klendathu (ORA), posting will be random and light. The day job is crushing me this week.)
1. "Don't sweat it, Moammar. I could never bomb a fellow Mus... a fellow human being."
2. "Wait! If you're Gaddafy, who did I just bow to?"
3. "Look, Mo, I'm sorry for what happened to your cows, but we had intelligence that that beach was a staging area."
4. "You look fabulous in those drapes, Moammar. M'Chel is so jealous."
5. Moammar was amazed that even after pulling all five fingers, Obama's farts scarcely made a sound.
Best of JohnS1959
"Hello again Moammar" greeted the President, "Speaking of carnage, how is your bracket doing? Louisville's loss in the first round is absolutely slaying mine"...
Best of Mr. Hankey
"Why yes Moammar, I do have some changes in mind that will involve you"
Best of jj
Chaiman zero, "So how is Jim Rockford, Angel?"
Best of blue
"OK you win Mr President, I'll give you 4 goats and six camels for M'Chel."
Best of Vinney
"Mr. President, your brackets suck. If I remember correctly you picked the Steelers over the Packers."
Best of divine miss m
Last time I saw fabric that tacky, it was the bedspread in a cheap hotel in an even-cheaper 70s porn film.
Best of Submariner
Tripoli, right? Can I trade in M'CHel for some smelly pirate hookers?
Best of Oiao
Obama: "Moammar! You could have at least, uh, respected me, um, by having a little African child on, ahh, your back! You have ruined our photo-op...."
Best of Double the U
So if I buy 100 boxes of Tag-a-Longs and 100 boxes of Lemon Chalet Cremes from Malia's girl scout troop and you will call your military off?
Best of dub
So we're agreed, you'll be Fashion Czar.
Best of metalgarth
I guess I missed the episode of the Simpsons where Carl met up with Corporal Klinger