Monday, March 14, 2011

Pull!


1. The Palestinian version of The Office is punctuated by Mohammed al-Scott's tagline: "That's what she said, so I had her stoned to death for her blasphemies."

2. "Aieeee, Allahzilla!"

3. "Let me guess, you crapped your pants during the last Zionist attack and now you are stuck to your chair. Am I right?"

4. Even after the Apocalypse, Staples will be there for all your office supply needs.

5. "Here come the Zionist Apaches; I call dibs on the ensuing chair swarm."

Best of GregMan
"I believe you have my stapler, infidel!"

Best of blue
"hey Achmed - did you hear that Owsley is dead?"
"No way, damn - he made the best Orange Barrel, sorry to see him go."

Best of mpur
And now, Achmed will demonstrate the terrorists lack of understanding of basic physics.

Best of Jack Reacher
Everyone knew that one day Jim would push Dwight just a little too far.

Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
"If I get the angle just right, the recoil will scoot me about eight feet straight back. Or flip me over on my head. Either way, we're going to have some laughs!"

Best of Submariner
JACKASS: Pali Edition

Best of Mr. Hankey
Crazy Abdul is shooting down prices at Office World

23 comments:

GregMan said...

"You're right, Achmed, this new ergonomic office chair supports my lower back and relieves my carpal tunnel syndrome while I kill the Jooos!"

GregMan said...

"I believe you have my stapler, infidel!"

blue said...

"hey Achmed - did you hear that Owsley is dead?"
"No way, damn - he made the best Orange Barrel, sorry to see him go."

any mouse said...

"Pull"

jj said...

Hey Achmed, I can see Israel from here

mpur said...

And now, Achmed will demonstrate the terrorists lack of understanding of basic physics.

Submariner said...

I wonder what they paid for the "Jihadist" anti-missile system?

Submariner said...

Just out of morbid curiosity, why does the idiot in the chair think he needs a bodyguard with a Kalishnikov?

Submariner said...

Say whatever you want but those Muslims have certainly solved the "Soccer-Mom" problem.

Submariner said...

D'j'ever notice that all Jihadi jokes start with the phrase "Hey Abdul; watch this!"

Submariner said...

Now tie my chair's right arm to your chair's left arm and we can make a fire-works pin wheel!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Just be careful where you point that, Mo. I don't want to be Cheney-ized.

-OR-

R*E*S*P*E*C*T
I'm surprised you'd let yourself be photographed like that, commander. Remember the ribbing Obamalama took for riding that bicycle?

Jack Reacher said...

"Say, boss, is that a water bottle between your legs or are you just picturing me as an underage virgin?"

WV: outsit. I'm sayin'!

Jack Reacher said...

Everyone knew that one day Jim would push Dwight just a little too far.

Jack Reacher said...

ORA: "That was easy."

Jack Reacher said...

"I think I can just about hit that skank in the Capitol. I'll show her shame."

dadoctah said...

"Ain't no damn Messcans gettin' over that border while *I'm* on watch!"

Kaptain Krude said...

"We'll see if that bird wants to crap on my just-washed car again!"

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

"If I get the angle just right, the recoil will scoot me about eight feet straight back. Or flip me over on my head. Either way, we're going to have some laughs!"

Dr. Doom said...

Ow to speak Palestinian: Tank.

Submariner said...

JACKASS: Pali Edition

Anonymous said...

"It's Sunday afternoon, sitting in my favorite chair with the wind in my face shooting at Jews; Abdul it doesn't get better than this. Now comes Miller time."

Vinney

Mr. Hankey said...

Crazy Abdul is shooting down prices at Office World