Monday, March 14, 2011
1. The Palestinian version of The Office is punctuated by Mohammed al-Scott's tagline: "That's what she said, so I had her stoned to death for her blasphemies."
2. "Aieeee, Allahzilla!"
3. "Let me guess, you crapped your pants during the last Zionist attack and now you are stuck to your chair. Am I right?"
4. Even after the Apocalypse, Staples will be there for all your office supply needs.
5. "Here come the Zionist Apaches; I call dibs on the ensuing chair swarm."
Best of GregMan
"I believe you have my stapler, infidel!"
Best of blue
"hey Achmed - did you hear that Owsley is dead?"
"No way, damn - he made the best Orange Barrel, sorry to see him go."
Best of mpur
And now, Achmed will demonstrate the terrorists lack of understanding of basic physics.
Best of Jack Reacher
Everyone knew that one day Jim would push Dwight just a little too far.
Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
"If I get the angle just right, the recoil will scoot me about eight feet straight back. Or flip me over on my head. Either way, we're going to have some laughs!"
Best of Submariner
JACKASS: Pali Edition
Best of Mr. Hankey
Crazy Abdul is shooting down prices at Office World