1. And then the Taxpayers' Heads Exploded.
2. "Sorry, Ma'am, this is a little out of our expertise. Have you tried calling Greenpeace?"
3. "Poor fella, read his manifesto and got all tuckered out."
4. "Did Mr. Grimmis have any enemies? The Hamburglar? Mayor McCheese? The Fry Guys?"
5. "Oh, you can ignore that. It's just our Scare-dub."
Best of HLam
"We were going to trace a line around that dead body but there's not enough chalk in the cruiser."
Best of Wesley M.
"Seriously, when was the last time five of us cops could stand around some guy splayed out on the ground not have to be afraid of the camera? Cherish the moment, gentlemen. Cherish. The. Moment."
Best of Dr. Doom
Hard day at the public trough, eh buddy?
Best of Adriane
Well I for one, am grateful that he's not European and he's not at the beach ...
Best of Submariner
Killed me Mal; killed me with a salami.
Best of Vinney
"Is anyone here a marine biologist?!"
a la Seinfeld
Best of Oiao
Quick! Someone roll him over and save the little black kid he is crushing!
Best of blue
So, did that Tsunami wash anything up here?
Rodney's Idea, my execution
Oh the huge manatee
Best of dub
And then Dawn's scale exploded.
Best of Matt the K
I for one welcome our bloated, slothful, dirty-footed Overlords.
Best of Submariner
So what's up with Stills, Nash and Young?
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"We were going to trace a line around that dead body but there's not enough chalk in the cruiser."
He is worn out from demanding more money from the greedy fat-cats.
"Seriously, when was the last time five of us cops could stand around some guy splayed out on the ground not have to be afraid of the camera? Cherish the moment, gentlemen. Cherish. The. Moment."
Since this is NOT an eatery; why was Mr. Moore's "mini-me" here in the first place?
Would you please inform the FLOTUS that her prop has been delivered?
Wanna get in on the pool? Guess the number of gallons of oil they get from the carcass, 5 bucks a shot, winner takes all.
While the protesters were on a union break, the Governor was able to ram through key legislation curtailing liberal excesses in Wisconsin. This is, of course, the very epitome of both karma and irony rolled into one big fat (make that hugely obese) package...
"How many union employees does it take to bring me mah bukket"
Hard day at the public trough, eh buddy?
Sorry ma'am, a bloated carcass of a liberal union organizer is not a 911 emergency - just have the unionized garbage men take him out.
You know a meme has peaked when even this guy goes around shouting "Winning!"
"...you give him CPR ... no you give him CPR..."
Dean Wormer's warning never rang trurer, "Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son."
Vinney
Well I for one, am grateful that he's not European and he's not at the beach ...
Having Michael Moore join a sit-down protest in your capitol is never a good thing.
"I guess 15 Schnitzengruben really was his limit."
"Nothing to see here, folks. It's perfectly normal for officers to pass out from massive donut consumption."
In this episode of BONES, the desk sergeant claims he notified Green Peace to come push the whale back into the sea... but did he really or was he just busy watching cartoons with the other donuteaters?
Help Eliminate Ennui activist Mortiner Zinp announces he's going on a hunger strike... and then wonders why nobody shows any interest.
-OR-
Rejected Republican Idea for Full Employment - Have unconscious homeless people serve as sandbags during pending floods.
He needs help! Quick, someone call GreenPeace"!
Vinney
Dick Gregory rolled him down the stairs, said "Twinkies! He's all yours..." and then ran the other way laughing.
Freddy ALWAYS got the lead role when the Madison Players staged a Melville play...
Killed me Mal; killed me with a salami.
'Ow to Speak Awstraylyan;
Speedbump
Ironically, Michael Moore joining in spelled the end of the protest, as the union members fled the capitol dome to escape the clouds of rancid-bacon B.O. surrounding him.
Cop: "Union solidarity hell...if Tubby over here lets loose with another sleepy-poot like that, he's spending the night in lockup."
Maddow: "Meanwhile, as protests in Madison enter their fourth week, demonstrators trapped inside the Capitol by Republican dictator Scott Walker are bloated and fainting from malnourishment like starving children in Ethiopia."
Ironically enough, after chubby skank #1 was mugged by chubby skank #2, her first thought was, "There's never a cop around when you need one!"
WordVerify: inglys - If you can't speak inglys, press 1. Otherwise, press Two... and you'll be connected to someone who can't speak inglys.
When Rick and The Old Man see Chumlee they're going to be pissed.
Vinney
The Department's attempt to illustrate the long term effects of Donut Dependence was met with shear denial.
Boy howdy, I tell ya things has really changed in Mayberry...just look how easy Otis Campbell the 3rd has it!
Okay guys. Just look nonchalant until the guy with the camera goes away. Then it's fat-paddling time!
"Is anyone here a marine biologist?!"
a la Seinfeld
Vinney
Quick! Someone roll him over and save the little black kid he is crushing!
-Oiao
So, did that Tsunami wash anything up here?
Dude....
Wash to feet!
Oh the humanity
It's okay. He has tenure.
Some the union supporters were less supported than others.
All I have to say is, he's asking a LOT of those pants.
And then Dawn's scale exploded.
I for one welcome our bloated, slothful, dirty-footed Overlords.
See? I *told* you jogging was bad for you!
ORA?
So what's up with Stills, Nash and Young?
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