Wednesday, March 16, 2011

One Fish, Two Fish, Dead Fish, Blue Fish

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1. And that is why Rosie O'Donnell is banned from Lake Manitotawoc

2. Ariel, Sebastian, and Flounder were sadly among the casualties.

3. Atheists point to the spontaneous emergence of Rosie O'Donnell from the primordial ooze as proof of Darwinian evolution.

4. The Axe Effect... for lesbians.

5. 'Ow to speak Australian: bouillabaisse.

Best of GregMan
Man, Justice Sotomayor's queefs are deadly!

Best of blue
"We evolved into that????"

Best of Mr. Hankey
Those Massengill commercials are getting even more graphic...

Best of Submariner
Crop out the top third of this photo and I imagine that this is what impending fertilization would look like to the ova...

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
In this photo, my assistant finishes exploring a mysterious black hole where all kids' dead goldfish end up after being flushed down toilets.

Best of prince of leaves
"Swim for your health, dear," Mr. Trowbridge said to his well-insured wife, as she backed slowly into the pool he'd stocked earlier with thousands of pirhana.

Threadwinner: prince of leaves
"It's sorta like dynamite fishing," Bertha explained, "only with cabbage."

Best of Chronos the Wonder Pig
Hillary leaving politics.

Best of Justin
From the unused photos taken to accompany the Helen Thomas interview in Playboy.


Best of Rodney Dill
Dat's how lutefisk is made, ya der hey.

24 comments:

GregMan said...

Man, Justice Sotomayor's queefs are deadly!

GregMan said...

Something around here smells like fish.

...and then every woman in the world's head exploded.

blue said...

"We evolved into that????"

Double the U said...

It is not just the fish that cold woman killed, that photo was taken in July.

Mr. Hankey said...

Hollywood presents "Evolution - The Movie"

Mr. Hankey said...

Those Massengill commercials are getting even more graphic...

Mr. Hankey said...

Julie is dangerous to take out swimming in the lake during the spawning season.

Submariner said...

Looks like it wasn't Dawn's head that exploded this time...

Submariner said...

Crop out the top third of this photo and I imagine that this is what impending fertilization would look like to the ova...

Submariner said...

As Mary backed slowly into the icy water, overcome by excitement at the prospect of finally being fingerlinged to exhaustion.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Using her walker as a plow, Grizelda refused to let a pool of dead fish deter her from BINGO night.

-OR-

David Attenborough whispers:
In this photo, my assistant finishes exploring a mysterious black hole where all kids' dead goldfish end up after being flushed down toilets.

-OR-

Late in her career, Shelly Winters reprised her capsized cruise ship role in a terrifying adventure film: Flooded Subway!

-OR-

Kansas Biology: ID crackpots teach kids to reject evolution in favor of supernatural sick intercourses.

prince of leaves said...

(Since we're on an evolution vs. creation theme here...) Fish on left to fish on right: "Wait, He created us first, and He created *that* last, right? Whatever happened to 'practice makes perfect'?"

prince of leaves said...

"Swim for your health, dear," Mr. Trowbridge said to his well-insured wife, as she backed slowly into the pool he'd stocked earlier with thousands of pirhana.

prince of leaves said...

"It's sorta like dynamite fishing," Bertha explained, "only with cabbage."

Submariner said...

prince of leaves said...
"It's sorta like dynamite fishing," Bertha explained, "only with cabbage."


Excellent!

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

Hillary leaving politics.

Anonymous said...

Tuna thighs and minnow toes.

JohnS1959 said...

A perfect metaphor for the effect of government employee unions on the economy. Bathing beauty represents unionized state labor and the fish represent the taxpayer...

Anonymous said...

Nellie thought farting in the lake would go unnoticed. Lttle did she know.

Vinney

Submariner said...

The "Pied Piper Lesbian," Nelly Habersham, was hired to solve Lake Minnetonka's carp problem today...

Anonymous said...

From the unused photos taken to accompany the Helen Thomas interview in Playboy.

Justin

Rodney Dill said...

"ptui ptui ptui ptui ptui ptui...."

Rodney Dill said...

Dat's how lutefisk is made, ya der hey.

Rodney Dill said...

The stomping of the fish to produce fish wine.