1. And that is why Rosie O'Donnell is banned from Lake Manitotawoc
2. Ariel, Sebastian, and Flounder were sadly among the casualties.
3. Atheists point to the spontaneous emergence of Rosie O'Donnell from the primordial ooze as proof of Darwinian evolution.
4. The Axe Effect... for lesbians.
5. 'Ow to speak Australian: bouillabaisse.
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Man, Justice Sotomayor's queefs are deadly!
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"We evolved into that????"
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Those Massengill commercials are getting even more graphic...
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Crop out the top third of this photo and I imagine that this is what impending fertilization would look like to the ova...
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In this photo, my assistant finishes exploring a mysterious black hole where all kids' dead goldfish end up after being flushed down toilets.
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"Swim for your health, dear," Mr. Trowbridge said to his well-insured wife, as she backed slowly into the pool he'd stocked earlier with thousands of pirhana.
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"It's sorta like dynamite fishing," Bertha explained, "only with cabbage."
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Hillary leaving politics.
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From the unused photos taken to accompany the Helen Thomas interview in Playboy.
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Dat's how lutefisk is made, ya der hey.