Tuesday, March 22, 2011

OHAI SLUM PEEPS!

Pic and Threadline stolen from Sondra K.


1. "So, which of the 59 states am I in today?"

2. "50 points for every white person you nail, driver."

3. Forget the economy/ or debts unpaid/ Don't talk about war/ I'm on Vacay/Burma Shave

4. "M'Chel, if you let off one more silent-but-deadly, I'm gonna say 'F--- the Secret Service' and roll down a damn window!"

5. "Dammit, we'll never catch up to them Duke boys!"

Best of Vinney
"Let's get stoned and go through the carwash. Driver..."

Best of Submariner
I'm squishing their, um, heads.
I'm, uh, squishing their, uh, heads!

Best of Rodney Dill
"Whaddya mean I gotta sit in the back... RACIST!"

Best of Mr Hankey
"Let's move that tree over there...and some new flowers on that median...maybe some paint on that wall..." - Obama organizes his community on the fly.

Best of molson
No don't look up yet. Just hide the crack pipe for Daddy. People are watching.

Best of divine miss m
"Someone call AAA; I'm locked in!"

Best of GregMan
"Driver, stop at that burger joint so we can order some working-class food that we'll pretend we are going to eat to look like we are one with the little people."

28 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Let's get stoned and go through the carwash. Driver..."

Vinney

Submariner said...

You're right, Mr. Soros; it IS as much fun throwing former friends under a limo as throwing them under the bus...

Submariner said...

HO.LY.GHEY.AH!
Did you see the, um, outfit that mom was, uh, wearing?!?

Submariner said...

I'm squishing their, um, heads.
I'm, uh, squishing their, uh, heads!

Submariner said...

Wait, driver; you forgot TOTUS!

JohnS1959 said...

My how times have changed... In these times of crisis, during this global upheaval, it is good to know that the "leader" of the free world is - vacationing in South America.

Rodney Dill said...

"Whaddya mean I gotta sit in the back... RACIST!"

Anonymous said...

Related picture here:
http://www.verumserum.com/?p=22859

Mr Hankey said...

"Let's move that tree over there...and some new flowers on that median...maybe some paint on that wall..." - Obama organizes his community on the fly.

Mr Hankey said...

Obama decides to take care of Qadaffi the way he learned in his youth...with a drive-by.

blue said...

"Hey M'Chel, did you notice that the color of my car is Royal Purple" asked the president?
"Rightfully so, rightfully so" quipped M'Chel.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Obamalama Thawtbubble - Sure glad the Pentagon settled the refueling tanker contract. This 15,000-lb. gas sucker only gets half a mile per gallon and I want to be far away from ghettoville come nightfall.

dub said...

With a young black intern nestled snugly face down in his lap, Barry gives one last wave of thanks to Mr Clinton for the loaner.

Submariner said...

Is that a tomohawk coming at us?
HO.LY.CRAP!

Submariner said...

What do you mean "Fire in the hole!"

molson said...

No don't look up yet. Just hide the crack pipe for Daddy. People are watching.

Submariner said...

It's OK, Malia. You don't have to hide the Colt 45 - those are my homeys from out towards Gary...

divine miss m said...

"Someone call AAA; I'm locked in!"

dadoctah said...

"Follow that icecream truck!"

Jack Reacher said...

"Here comes the ambassador. I forget; do we tip him?"

Jack Reacher said...

"Greetings, peasants. I am the president of a western nation, and have recently come into control of the sum of US $37 million..."

Submariner said...

Jack Reacher said...
"Here comes the ambassador. I forget; do we tip him?"


"Here comes the ambassador. I forget; do we tip him or bow to him?"


There - I fixed it for you

GregMan said...

"The peasants are really revolting today, aren't they?"

GregMan said...

"Driver, stop at that burger joint so we can order some working-class food that we'll pretend we are going to eat to look like we are one with the little people."

GregMan said...

"King Louis XVI's Flight To Varrenes"
"Kaiser Wilhelm II In Exile In Holland"
"President Soetero Leaving Washington In 2012"

Famous Historical Bug-Outs Part 1, "DLTDHYITAOTWO"

Schteveo said...

DAMN! Now I'm glad I'm not REALLY black!!!

Submariner said...

Is that an arugala stand?

Kaptain Krude said...

"Driver, stop the limo! There's a person over there I haven't bowed to!"

Driver: "Ah, person #300,323,596! We meet at last!"