Pic and Threadline stolen from Sondra K.
1. "So, which of the 59 states am I in today?"
2. "50 points for every white person you nail, driver."
3. Forget the economy/ or debts unpaid/ Don't talk about war/ I'm on Vacay/Burma Shave
4. "M'Chel, if you let off one more silent-but-deadly, I'm gonna say 'F--- the Secret Service' and roll down a damn window!"
5. "Dammit, we'll never catch up to them Duke boys!"
Best of Vinney
"Let's get stoned and go through the carwash. Driver..."
Best of Submariner
I'm squishing their, um, heads.
I'm, uh, squishing their, uh, heads!
Best of Rodney Dill
"Whaddya mean I gotta sit in the back... RACIST!"
Best of Mr Hankey
"Let's move that tree over there...and some new flowers on that median...maybe some paint on that wall..." - Obama organizes his community on the fly.
Best of molson
No don't look up yet. Just hide the crack pipe for Daddy. People are watching.
Best of divine miss m
"Someone call AAA; I'm locked in!"
Best of GregMan
"Driver, stop at that burger joint so we can order some working-class food that we'll pretend we are going to eat to look like we are one with the little people."