Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Oh Yeah, Tuesday


1. "Dude, if you don't stop squirming, I'm never gonna catch that gerbil."

2. Glee is holding auditions for a new wrestling coach character.

3. "Why do you guys have to ruin every family picnic with your homoerotic oiled leather wrestling?"

4. "Why can't you just wipe in the stall like other men?"

5. "Dammit! Give me your turds!"

Best of Vinney
In an effort to promote preventive medicine, there were free prostrate exams given on Key West.

Threadwinner: GregMan
One time, at TSA Training Camp...

Best of Submariner
I warned you not to make a pass at AoM in front of AoD. But would you listen? No-o-o-o-o-o. Hold still while i get our rugby ball back; we still have a couple of scrums to go...

Best of Submariner
Hold still, Bruce - I need to make an emergency Vodaphone call to Ronaldo!

Best of Double the U
Once again Jim, you have confused an ass and a hole in the ground.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Most viewers did NOT like the new version of Friends, particularly the scene where Ross is stuck in leather pants and Joey tries to help. Next, a review of the episode with Chandler's third nipple.

Best of Rodney Dill
"Mom toldya not to run with Scissors."

Best of molson
If you want to know what I had for breakfast, you could just ask.

Best of Submariner
Oh for the love of Gaia; Franken was declared the winner. You can stop searching for lost votes, already!

Best of Dactyl
Worst...scavenger hunt...EVER.

Best of Dr. Doom
"Nope no ducks to rescue down here", cried Bryce...

29 comments:

Anonymous said...

In an effort to promote preventive medicine, there were free prostrate exams given on Key West.

Vinney

Anonymous said...

"No, no, I'm Ray Bradbury JUNIOR - you don't want me!"

GregMan said...

One time, at TSA Training Camp...

jj said...

Bwarney Fwank's annual summer picnic.

kg said...

You ARE happy to see me.

Submariner said...

"Wam, bam, thank you Stan."
That's ALL I am to you anymore, isn't it Gavin?

Submariner said...

I warned you not to make a pass at AoM in front of AoD. But would you listen? No-o-o-o-o-o. Hold still while i get our rugby ball back; we still have a couple of scrums to go...

Submariner said...

HIMELICK; UR DUIN IT RONG

Submariner said...

Trust me; a quick "snip-snip" with my surgical scissors and those pesky hemorroids won't bother you ever again.

Submariner said...

Hold still, Bruce - I need to make an emergency Vodaphone call to Ronaldo!

Double the U said...

Once again Jim, you have confused an ass and a hole in the ground.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

I see the ACLU forced public schools to update the old "Stop, Drop and Roll" safety lecture to include a buddy system. FAIL

-OR-

The game of Where's Waldo as interpreted by two San Francisco fern bar patrons.

-OR-

"The Buttscratcher Strikes"
Metro Police are on the lookout for a myopic pickpocket who always misses grabbing the wallet. Most victims are reticent about speaking on camera, some think he's not really a pickpocket.

-OR-

Damn those Hollywood liberals! Most viewers did NOT like the new version of Friends, particularly the scene where Ross is stuck in leather pants and Joey tries to help. Next, a review of the episode with Chandler's third nipple.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Mr. Scott upgrades the Starship Enterprise to Windows2525, and Capt. Kirk and Ensign Biff experience an awkward teleporter malfunction involving a tribble.

-OR-

Fox Mulder and Morris Fletcher get caught in another secret aircraft gravity pulse wave, with embarrassing results.

Rodney Dill said...

"Mom toldya not to run with Scissors."

Rodney Dill said...

Why can't you just tap your feet like Larry Craig.

Rodney Dill said...

Charlie Sheen announces his new musical -- WINNING

Rodney Dill said...

"You'd do it for Randolph Scott!"

Dr. Doom said...

"Well here's you problem right here", exclaimed Bruce!

Submariner said...

What IS that?

molson said...

Could we just go back to "don't ask don't tell"? This new policy is a real pain in the arse.

molson said...

If you want to know what I had for breakfast, you could just ask.

molson said...

Recruits Brucie and Jeff battle it out in the highly competitive Congressional Page Boot Camp.

molson said...

Hey! Knock it off you Green Peace hippie. I may be white, but I'm not a whale and that's not a blow hole.

Submariner said...

Oh for the love of Gaia; Franken was declared the winner. You can stop searching for lost votes, already!

metalgarth said...

Hold still! I think I just found the latest congessional budget.

Dactyl said...

Worst...scavenger hunt...EVER.

Dactyl said...

Despite everything, Percy was still convinced that Devin was a ventriloquist's doll.

Anonymous said...

"Get it off! Get it OFF!!"
"I'm trying! I'm trying!"
"No, not *that*, the freakin leech!"

Dr. Doom said...

"Nope no ducks to rescue down here", cried Bryce...