1. "Dude, if you don't stop squirming, I'm never gonna catch that gerbil."
2. Glee is holding auditions for a new wrestling coach character.
3. "Why do you guys have to ruin every family picnic with your homoerotic oiled leather wrestling?"
4. "Why can't you just wipe in the stall like other men?"
5. "Dammit! Give me your turds!"
Best of Vinney
In an effort to promote preventive medicine, there were free prostrate exams given on Key West.
Threadwinner: GregMan
One time, at TSA Training Camp...
Best of Submariner
I warned you not to make a pass at AoM in front of AoD. But would you listen? No-o-o-o-o-o. Hold still while i get our rugby ball back; we still have a couple of scrums to go...
Best of Submariner
Hold still, Bruce - I need to make an emergency Vodaphone call to Ronaldo!
Best of Double the U
Once again Jim, you have confused an ass and a hole in the ground.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Most viewers did NOT like the new version of Friends, particularly the scene where Ross is stuck in leather pants and Joey tries to help. Next, a review of the episode with Chandler's third nipple.
Best of Rodney Dill
"Mom toldya not to run with Scissors."
Best of molson
If you want to know what I had for breakfast, you could just ask.
Best of Submariner
Oh for the love of Gaia; Franken was declared the winner. You can stop searching for lost votes, already!
Best of Dactyl
Worst...scavenger hunt...EVER.
Best of Dr. Doom
"Nope no ducks to rescue down here", cried Bryce...
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In an effort to promote preventive medicine, there were free prostrate exams given on Key West.
Vinney
"No, no, I'm Ray Bradbury JUNIOR - you don't want me!"
One time, at TSA Training Camp...
Bwarney Fwank's annual summer picnic.
You ARE happy to see me.
"Wam, bam, thank you Stan."
That's ALL I am to you anymore, isn't it Gavin?
I warned you not to make a pass at AoM in front of AoD. But would you listen? No-o-o-o-o-o. Hold still while i get our rugby ball back; we still have a couple of scrums to go...
HIMELICK; UR DUIN IT RONG
Trust me; a quick "snip-snip" with my surgical scissors and those pesky hemorroids won't bother you ever again.
Hold still, Bruce - I need to make an emergency Vodaphone call to Ronaldo!
Once again Jim, you have confused an ass and a hole in the ground.
I see the ACLU forced public schools to update the old "Stop, Drop and Roll" safety lecture to include a buddy system. FAIL
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The game of Where's Waldo as interpreted by two San Francisco fern bar patrons.
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"The Buttscratcher Strikes"
Metro Police are on the lookout for a myopic pickpocket who always misses grabbing the wallet. Most victims are reticent about speaking on camera, some think he's not really a pickpocket.
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Damn those Hollywood liberals! Most viewers did NOT like the new version of Friends, particularly the scene where Ross is stuck in leather pants and Joey tries to help. Next, a review of the episode with Chandler's third nipple.
Mr. Scott upgrades the Starship Enterprise to Windows2525, and Capt. Kirk and Ensign Biff experience an awkward teleporter malfunction involving a tribble.
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Fox Mulder and Morris Fletcher get caught in another secret aircraft gravity pulse wave, with embarrassing results.
"Mom toldya not to run with Scissors."
Why can't you just tap your feet like Larry Craig.
Charlie Sheen announces his new musical -- WINNING
"You'd do it for Randolph Scott!"
"Well here's you problem right here", exclaimed Bruce!
What IS that?
Could we just go back to "don't ask don't tell"? This new policy is a real pain in the arse.
If you want to know what I had for breakfast, you could just ask.
Recruits Brucie and Jeff battle it out in the highly competitive Congressional Page Boot Camp.
Hey! Knock it off you Green Peace hippie. I may be white, but I'm not a whale and that's not a blow hole.
Oh for the love of Gaia; Franken was declared the winner. You can stop searching for lost votes, already!
Hold still! I think I just found the latest congessional budget.
Worst...scavenger hunt...EVER.
Despite everything, Percy was still convinced that Devin was a ventriloquist's doll.
"Get it off! Get it OFF!!"
"I'm trying! I'm trying!"
"No, not *that*, the freakin leech!"
"Nope no ducks to rescue down here", cried Bryce...
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