Sunday, March 27, 2011

Monor Kitteh

11 comments:

Spineless Vertebra said...

Let's start with the cliche caption: Dammit Google! This is not what I meant when I searched for beer and pussy!

Schteveo said...

click, click, click...

'...and If you'll just marinate the cat from the inside OUT, those BLT sandwiches will be MUCH better.'

That recipes is from a recipe in the NYT bestseller,

"Getting Lucky in the Kitchen with ALF!"

This is a long awaited follow-up to his 1988 bestselling, "The only Good Cat, is a Stir Fried Cat!"

Thanks and see you next week on Katie's Kitchen!!

clap, clap, clap,

That was our newest colleague Katie Couric, here at KSUK in Armpit Falls Idaho, up next.....hog prices.....right here on "Sun up with K-SUK the 50000 watt voice of greater Armpit!!

Submariner said...

V da K enjoys a sabbatical weekend...

Submariner said...

Seriously, wouldn't you rather he had a few beers rather than playin' with his carrot all weekend?

Kaptain Krude said...

"So then I sez to that holier-than-thou right-winger, I sez that the Germans never attacked Pearl Harbor. Pow, take that!" *passes out*

Kaptain Krude said...

"So I says to him, you want your money, well you can come and get it, cause I don't know where it is, you baloney! You make me want to retch!"

Kaptain Krude said...

And of course:

"To alcohol! The cause of -and solution to- all of life's problems!"

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

So I asks 'im; I says; "Is it poke 'er in the front, lick 'er in the rear or vice versus?" An' deh bouncer says to me, he says; "It don't matter when youse is settin' up to do yer business."
Well let me tell you brudder, it DOES matter; it matters a LOT.

dub said...

Google, we both know this is NOT what I meant when I searched for "beer bottle in pussy". >:(

mpur said...

"Bring on the damn dog!"





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