Monday, March 28, 2011

Mmm... Kinky

Sondra K


1. Andrew Sullivan is getting kinda desperate don't you think?

2. The amount of security was grossly disproportionate to the number of participants in the Detroit 5K Fun Run.

3. "Farting in your general direction" is a preferred tactic of lefty protestards worldwide.

4. Abercrombie and Fitch just doesn't want old, fat people in their stores, deal with it.

5. "Don't worry men! Our plastic salad trays will protect us from his projectile turds."

Best of GregMan
Having thoroughly enjoyed his first cavity search, Andrew Sullivan hopes lightening strikes twice.

Best of Mr. Hankey
Andrew Sullivan invites the officers to look for Mubarek possibly hiding in his butt.

Best of dub
WATCH OUT!! Mr Gere is firing gerbils at us again!!!

Best of Spineless Vertebra
Somebody watched Braveheart a little too much.

Best of Submariner
Henri was never one to let a high colonic go to waste...

Best of Submariner
Sometimes I like the odd sporting events on ESPN Alternative at 3 am. This one? Not so much.

Best of Submariner
Young Sully tries protesting; "Go ahead; Let's just SEE if your "battering ram" can breach MY portal..."

Best of Kaptain Krude
"Look out! Gas attack!"

Best of JohnS1959
Barney lets fly with some of his own tear gas...

Best of Vinney
Strapped for time CBS combined Katie Couric's latest trip to the Middle East and her colonoscopy piece.

Best of Adriane
OK. Here's how it went down ... The French speaking Belgians pointed and said, "Conasse!" Then the Dutch speaking Belgians pointed and said, "Lilleke Natnek!" And the next thing you know, a riot broke out!!!

26 comments:

GregMan said...

Remember the good old days, when protestors only threw rocks and Molotov cocktails?

GregMan said...

Having thoroughly enjoyed his first cavity search, Andrew Sullivan hopes lightening strikes twice.

Mr. Hankey said...

Andrew Sullivan invites the officers to look for Mubarek possibly hiding in his butt.

dub said...

Tear Gas....UR DOIN IT RONG!

dub said...

WATCH OUT!! Mr Gere is firing gerbils at us again!!!

blue said...

Joe has his hemorrhoids removed under ObamaCare.

Spineless Vertebra said...

Somebody watched Braveheart a little too much.

Submariner said...

Henri was never one to let a high colonic go to waste...

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

Cop 1 to Cop 2; "I guess he DID go regimental."

Submariner said...

Cop 1 to Cop 2; "That reminds me - my mother-in-law is visiting this weekend. I need to put in for max overtime..."

Submariner said...

Sometimes I like the odd sporting events on ESPN Alternative at 3 am. This one? Not so much.

Submariner said...

Young Sully tries protesting; "Go ahead; Let's just SEE if your "battering ram" can breach MY portal..."

Jack Reacher said...

"Half-moon" yoga pose; UR DOIN IT RONG!

Jack Reacher said...

"You're right, Dave. I think I see another couple dozen Chicago ballots in there."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

FOX NEWS: Stay tuned... at 10:12 we will air the video showing that the original "hanging Chad" wasn't all that well hung.

-OR-

The Tajikistan Police Academy is a lot like a carnival. Recruits get "three chances for a ruble" to lob riot sticks through a dissident's hole.

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Giving new meaning to "police harASSment"

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While recovering in the hospital, Boris admitted it was way more fun doing that to a Royal Foot Guard at Buckingham Palace.

Kaptain Krude said...

"Look out! Gas attack!"

Kaptain Krude said...

Most obvious case of "presenting" that I've ever seen.

Kaptain Krude said...

"OMG Julie, you're such a slut!" Julie's attraction to a man in uniform soon became pathological and spiraled out of control.

Mr Hankey said...

Protest or not...nothing was going to stop Karen from getting in her morning work-out!

JohnS1959 said...

Barney lets fly with some of his own tear gas...

dadoctah said...

Even folksongs aren't what they used to be.

metalgarth said...

Turned out that WWIII didn't have the 'gravitas' of I and II

molson said...

Baton me now dammit.

Anonymous said...

Strapped for time CBS combined Katie Couric's latest trip to the Middle East and her colonoscopy piece.

Vinney

Adriane said...

OK. Here's how it went down ... The French speaking Belgians pointed and said, "Conasse!" Then the Dutch speaking Belgians pointed and said, "Lilleke Natnek!" And the next thing you know, a riot broke out!!!