Friday, March 11, 2011

Meanwhile, on another couch


1. "Chatting on the couch is so awkward, you wanna wrestle on the floor or something?"

2. "No kidding? You're also interviewing to be Mr. Sheen's personal biyatch?"

3. "This couch will be perfect for our farting contest."

4. "Well, I've interned for Elena Kagan and Janet Napolitano, so, you bet your sweet ass I know how to use a strap-on."

5. "So, is this your first time at Planned Parenthood?"

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Aren't we little hypocrites? Have you noticed how we stare at and talk to each others' chests, too?

Best of USMC2841
Many women were confused by Apples unveiling of the "maxIPAD".

Best of Jack Reacher
"We need to come to some sort of agreement. Twitter will only allow one account called SKANK69."

Best of Vinney
"Yes, at Excaliber Escorts we do have a dental plan."

Best of dadoctah
"So, how long are we supposed to sit here smiling politely at each other before we yield to our natural impulses and tear each other's throats out?"

Best of Submariner
"So what do YOU use on your "heaviest of flow" days?" - Typical feminine conversation according to Madison Ave execs.

Best of Mr Hankey
I don't know why more of our gay friends didn't show up when told them we were going to a Tea Party??

16 comments:

metalgarth said...

ORA:

Plinkett wouldn't complain too much about this version of Revenge of the Sith.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Aren't we little hypocrites? Have you noticed how we stare at and talk to each others' chests, too?

-OR-

MEOW!
Oh sure, my ginormous overbite tends to put guys off... much the same as your weight problem, thunder thighs.

WordVerify: whili - what neither of these girls plan on freeing tonight

USMC2841 said...

Many women were confused by Apples unveiling of the "maxIPAD".

Jack Reacher said...

"We need to come to some sort of agreement. Twitter will only allow one account called SKANK69."

Jack Reacher said...

"Did you figure out the problem with your cell phone?"
"Yeah, turns out all those pictures of shirtless Congressmen messed it up."

Anonymous said...

"Would you like to discuss your issues here or the locker room"?

Vinney

Jack Reacher said...

"Coming up after the break: Shoulder cleavage, and how you can use it to get around censorship on a holier-than-thou Christian web site."

dub said...

Tsunami in Japan? Oh, I thought Rosie just queefed again.

Anonymous said...

"Yes, at Excaliber Escorts we do have a dental plan."

Vinney

dadoctah said...

"So, how long are we supposed to sit here smiling politely at each other before we yield to our natural impulses and tear each other's throats out?"

Submariner said...

"So what are we going to do today, Brain?"
"Same thing we do EVERY day, Pinky; try to take over the male-dominated, bureaucratic, paternalistic, corporate world..."

Submariner said...

"So what do YOU use on your "heaviest of flow" days?"
Typical feminine conversation according to Madison Ave execs.

Submariner said...

You're here so Doctor Bob can "help you get fertilized?" That ba$tard is two-timing BOTH of us!

jj said...

CATFIGHT!

Dr. Doom said...

"I have no idea what Keynesian economics is", said CNN's newest newest news-babe Brittany. "Neither do I", said Heather. "But we're absolutely sure it is George Bush's fault", they gushed (in unison).

Mr Hankey said...

I don't know why more of our gay friends didn't show up when told them we were going to a Tea Party??