Friday, March 11, 2011
Meanwhile, on another couch
1. "Chatting on the couch is so awkward, you wanna wrestle on the floor or something?"
2. "No kidding? You're also interviewing to be Mr. Sheen's personal biyatch?"
3. "This couch will be perfect for our farting contest."
4. "Well, I've interned for Elena Kagan and Janet Napolitano, so, you bet your sweet ass I know how to use a strap-on."
5. "So, is this your first time at Planned Parenthood?"
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Aren't we little hypocrites? Have you noticed how we stare at and talk to each others' chests, too?
Best of USMC2841
Many women were confused by Apples unveiling of the "maxIPAD".
Best of Jack Reacher
"We need to come to some sort of agreement. Twitter will only allow one account called SKANK69."
Best of Vinney
"Yes, at Excaliber Escorts we do have a dental plan."
Best of dadoctah
"So, how long are we supposed to sit here smiling politely at each other before we yield to our natural impulses and tear each other's throats out?"
Best of Submariner
"So what do YOU use on your "heaviest of flow" days?" - Typical feminine conversation according to Madison Ave execs.
Best of Mr Hankey
I don't know why more of our gay friends didn't show up when told them we were going to a Tea Party??