Monday, March 14, 2011

Meanwhile, Back in Crapistan


Free Republic via Al



1. "The new weapons have arrived from the ATF. Praise Allah!"

2. Nice camo, Ahmed. Do you see a frakking tree within 800 miles of your position?

3. ROFLMAOWFMAKAAZ. (Roll on Floor Laughing My Ass Off While Firing My AK Aimlessly At Zionists)

4. (Guy on left) "Dude, have you ever looked at your hands? I mean, really, really looked at your hands?"

5. "Here at Crazy Abdul's, we're taking aim at high prices on used pick-ups and Hyundais."

6. Morticia and Gomez were secretly pleased when Thing joined the Intifadah.

Threadwinner: dub
(Guy on left) OMG a double rainbow.... *sobs*...its so, so, beautiful.... *sobs*... look at it... oooooh....*sobs*.....

Best of metalgarth
"The B Team"

Best of jj
Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum in Independence Day II. Never really caught on...

Best of Submariner
Let me know when I have the angle right and my glorious rounds begin falling in the Zionist Day Care!

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Terrorist Casual Fridays are way cooler than in any Manhattan office. They let their rags down, shoot at clouds and totally skip that pray to Mecca stuff. Good Times!

Best of Jack Reacher
"To your left, Ahmed. Do you not see it? It's the cloud that looks like a pig. Shoot it! It's haram!"

Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
This week on "Jihadi's Funniest Videos:" Buttstock meets ballsack and mayhem ensues!

Best of Dr. Doom
The Libyan Biathlon Team still needs a lot of work...

Best of Vinney
"On the next episode of Top Shot each team member fires from the call to prayer position."

28 comments:

HLam said...

As the first round left the chamber Abdul's leg was shattered by the recoil causing the barrel to drift to the right shearing off Jawa's left-handed salute.

metalgarth said...

"The B Team"

dub said...

(Guy on left) OMG a double rainbow.... *sobs*...its so, so, beautiful.... *sobs*... look at it... oooooh....*sobs*.....

dub said...

ATDMEIACM

(and then dawns minivan exploded in a crowded market)

Rodney Dill said...

Charlie Sheen takes his act on the road.

jj said...

Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum in Independence Day II. Never really caught on...

Submariner said...

THAT is what a REAL Jihadi thinks of the great Satan's "Free bird..."

Submariner said...

Achmed! How many rounds will it take to kill this ManBearPig?

Submariner said...

Let me know when I have the angle right and my glorious rounds begin falling in the Zionist Day Care!

Submariner said...

HuffPo associated story was all about the evil joooooooos that stole the Palestinian homeland.*





*For HuffPo readers, there is no such thing as a "Palestinian Homeland." The preceeding item is something called satire. You may now go back to your feelings of superiority over regular Cap This! monors because you know the Germans didn't bomb Pearl Harbor.

Submariner said...

That will most certainly teach your camel not to spit at you, my brother! Uh, how are we getting home?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Terrorist Casual Fridays are way cooler than in any Manhattan office. They let their rags down, shoot at clouds and totally skip that pray to Mecca stuff. Good Times!

-OR-

Two decades later, remnants of the Iranian Revolutionary Guard are still at DEFCON1 hoping for a rematch where they will, as Abdul says, "whoop some coalition ass."

-OR-

Sadly, Ahmadinejad will later execute poor Amir for leaking the top secret advanced targeting system protecting Tehran's entire perimeter to FOX News.

-OR-

Move on folks, nothing to see, just some illegals celebrating the Cinco de Mayo in Arizona.

Jack Reacher said...

Although pleased that the shooter wore their tennis shoes, Nike officials were unable to imagine a way to work this photo into the "just do it" campaign."

Jack Reacher said...

"To your left, Ahmed. Do you not see it? It's the cloud that looks like a pig. Shoot it! It's haram!"

Jack Reacher said...

"So the mujahideen got Stingers, and this is our AA? Shit."

Jack Reacher said...

By the way, "The new weapons have arrived from the ATF. Praise Allah!" is the threadwinner, hands down.

dadoctah said...

Q: What's the difference between the Texas Rangers and al Qaeda?

A: The Texans have better hats.

Matt the K said...

The original Air Jordans.

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

"Damn! Recoil was stronger than I expected!"

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

This week on "Jihadi's Funniest Videos:" Buttstock meets ballsack and mayhem ensues!

Dr. Doom said...

The Libyan Biathlon Team still needs a lot of work...

Dr. Doom said...

The Old West had Annie Oakley who could shoot a silver dollar out of the sky with her Winchester. Iran has Abdulla "Crazy Legs" Faruq who can shoot the sky with his machine gun...

Anonymous said...

"On the next episode of Top Shot each team member fires from the call to prayer position."

Vinney

Submariner said...

Matt the K said...


The original Air Jordanians.

TIFIFY

Anonymous said...

The rough Arabic translation is "Say hello to my little friend."

Vinney

Submariner said...

Nothin' ta be seein' here folks; just stock MSNBC footage of red-staters. Please ta be movin' along now...

Mr. Hankey said...

How big is Ahmed?? Ahmed is SOOOO BIIIIG!!!

Submariner said...

Before he went to his reward, Prime Minister Arafat always told me to "aim high" in life...