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1. "The new weapons have arrived from the ATF. Praise Allah!"
2. Nice camo, Ahmed. Do you see a frakking tree within 800 miles of your position?
3. ROFLMAOWFMAKAAZ. (Roll on Floor Laughing My Ass Off While Firing My AK Aimlessly At Zionists)
4. (Guy on left) "Dude, have you ever looked at your hands? I mean, really, really looked at your hands?"
5. "Here at Crazy Abdul's, we're taking aim at high prices on used pick-ups and Hyundais."
6. Morticia and Gomez were secretly pleased when Thing joined the Intifadah.
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(Guy on left) OMG a double rainbow.... *sobs*...its so, so, beautiful.... *sobs*... look at it... oooooh....*sobs*.....
Best of metalgarth
"The B Team"
Best of jj
Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum in Independence Day II. Never really caught on...
Best of Submariner
Let me know when I have the angle right and my glorious rounds begin falling in the Zionist Day Care!
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Terrorist Casual Fridays are way cooler than in any Manhattan office. They let their rags down, shoot at clouds and totally skip that pray to Mecca stuff. Good Times!
Best of Jack Reacher
"To your left, Ahmed. Do you not see it? It's the cloud that looks like a pig. Shoot it! It's haram!"
Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
This week on "Jihadi's Funniest Videos:" Buttstock meets ballsack and mayhem ensues!
Best of Dr. Doom
The Libyan Biathlon Team still needs a lot of work...
Best of Vinney
"On the next episode of Top Shot each team member fires from the call to prayer position."
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As the first round left the chamber Abdul's leg was shattered by the recoil causing the barrel to drift to the right shearing off Jawa's left-handed salute.
"The B Team"
(Guy on left) OMG a double rainbow.... *sobs*...its so, so, beautiful.... *sobs*... look at it... oooooh....*sobs*.....
ATDMEIACM
(and then dawns minivan exploded in a crowded market)
Charlie Sheen takes his act on the road.
Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum in Independence Day II. Never really caught on...
THAT is what a REAL Jihadi thinks of the great Satan's "Free bird..."
Achmed! How many rounds will it take to kill this ManBearPig?
Let me know when I have the angle right and my glorious rounds begin falling in the Zionist Day Care!
HuffPo associated story was all about the evil joooooooos that stole the Palestinian homeland.*
*For HuffPo readers, there is no such thing as a "Palestinian Homeland." The preceeding item is something called satire. You may now go back to your feelings of superiority over regular Cap This! monors because you know the Germans didn't bomb Pearl Harbor.
That will most certainly teach your camel not to spit at you, my brother! Uh, how are we getting home?
Terrorist Casual Fridays are way cooler than in any Manhattan office. They let their rags down, shoot at clouds and totally skip that pray to Mecca stuff. Good Times!
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Two decades later, remnants of the Iranian Revolutionary Guard are still at DEFCON1 hoping for a rematch where they will, as Abdul says, "whoop some coalition ass."
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Sadly, Ahmadinejad will later execute poor Amir for leaking the top secret advanced targeting system protecting Tehran's entire perimeter to FOX News.
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Move on folks, nothing to see, just some illegals celebrating the Cinco de Mayo in Arizona.
Although pleased that the shooter wore their tennis shoes, Nike officials were unable to imagine a way to work this photo into the "just do it" campaign."
"To your left, Ahmed. Do you not see it? It's the cloud that looks like a pig. Shoot it! It's haram!"
"So the mujahideen got Stingers, and this is our AA? Shit."
By the way, "The new weapons have arrived from the ATF. Praise Allah!" is the threadwinner, hands down.
Q: What's the difference between the Texas Rangers and al Qaeda?
A: The Texans have better hats.
The original Air Jordans.
"Damn! Recoil was stronger than I expected!"
This week on "Jihadi's Funniest Videos:" Buttstock meets ballsack and mayhem ensues!
The Libyan Biathlon Team still needs a lot of work...
The Old West had Annie Oakley who could shoot a silver dollar out of the sky with her Winchester. Iran has Abdulla "Crazy Legs" Faruq who can shoot the sky with his machine gun...
"On the next episode of Top Shot each team member fires from the call to prayer position."
Vinney
Matt the K said...
The original Air Jordanians.
TIFIFY
The rough Arabic translation is "Say hello to my little friend."
Vinney
Nothin' ta be seein' here folks; just stock MSNBC footage of red-staters. Please ta be movin' along now...
How big is Ahmed?? Ahmed is SOOOO BIIIIG!!!
Before he went to his reward, Prime Minister Arafat always told me to "aim high" in life...
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