Monday, March 14, 2011

Look for the Union Dingbat

Freep via Al, who notes: "Ruger just announced they are coming out with a new pistol in honor of the Wisconsin protests. It will be called the Union Worker; it doesn't work and you can't fire it."


1. (Standard Caption #1) "Ia! Ia! Cthulu Fhtagn!"

2. The troopers silently debated who smelled worse, the hippie or the elderly, unwashed mule-farmer with irritable bowels behind her who had just eaten four full plates of kim chi.

3. Meanwhile, the sane part of America wondered, "Why can't we just bring in some bulldozers and Rachel Corrie these people?"

4. Flashing back to Woodstock, the aging hippie calls out for 'Freebird' to a band that now exists only in the drug-addled haze of her mind.

5. "Goddess Gaia, I pray that in your infinite peacefulness and mercy that you will have all Republican's faces gnawed off by rats."

Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
Sherri's Lenin impersonation would have been letter perfect if only she'd been willing to shave off her hair and let her goatee grow.

Best of GregMan
After years of not shaving her pits, Loretta still can't understand why men flee like frightened antelope from her upraised arms.

Best of Dr. Doom
Even a reading from the Book of Armaments couldn't eliminate the shame of the protesters. And the Lord did grin...

Best of HLam
"Hmm, I don't know, let's take a quick measurement. YES! My a$$ IS bigger than the rotunda dome."

Best of Rodney Dill
pies lesu domine (THWACK) dona eis requiem (THWACK)

Best of jj
Bald guy in lower left, "Look, a Wendy's coupon" at which time Michael Moore immediately tackled the guy, sending him and six others to the ICU.

Best of dadoctah
And everyone agreed it was the most memorable performance of Nessun Dorma they'd ever heard.

Best of Jack Reacher
"During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"

Best of prince of leaves
"Ruuuuuuoooaaaaahhhhhh!" When the protestor pointed at him and let out an unearthly shriek, Meade Althouse knew he had been outed as not being one of *them*.

Best of Vinney
The crowd started to disperse when Karen told the union thugs there was free coffee and donuts in the breakroom.

Best of Submariner
Minnie expresses her displeasure at Kobe's lack of response to "I'm open."

Threadwinner: Mr. Hankey
Julie holds up the lyrics for the flash crowd performance of Shirley & Company's 1974 international disco hit.

30 comments:

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

Sherri's Lenin impersonation would have been letter perfect if only she'd been willing to shave off her hair and let her goatee grow.

GregMan said...

"What does this word mean?!?"

Another Wisconsin protestor demonstrates that she is, in fact, a public school teacher.

Achilles said...

From the balcony, Republican senators amused themselves by flicking boogers into her open mouth.

GregMan said...

After years of not shaving her pits, Loretta still can't understand why men flee like frightened antelope from her upraised arms.

Submariner said...

Actually the union worker in the police station's name is "ShamU." She must have been educated by NEA Members in Wisconsin.

Submariner said...

Oh great goddes Gaia; why have you not caused it to be raining men?

Submariner said...

What's a community organizer got to do to get an arugala and watercress on asiago?

Submariner said...

Who in THE hell elected all those Bible-totin' clingers to our state legislature?

Submariner said...

♪ We need your help, Barry Manilow;
No one knows how to suffer quite like you. ♪

Dr. Doom said...

Even a reading from the Book of Armaments couldn't eliminate the shame of the protesters. And the Lord did grin...

HLam said...

"Hmm, I don't know, let's take a quick measurement. YES! My a$$ IS bigger than the rotunda dome."

Rodney Dill said...

pies lesu domine (THWACK) dona eis requiem (THWACK)

blue said...

Unions - a 20th century solution to a 21st century problem!!

jj said...

Bald guy in lower left, "Look, a Wendy's coupon" at which time Michael Moore immediately tackled the guy, sending him and six others to the ICU.

WV: pithrant..where the woman with the speech impediment told the Troopers she had to go.

mpur said...

Braaainssss

dadoctah said...

And everyone agreed it was the most memorable performance of Nessun Dorma they'd ever heard.

Jack Reacher said...

"Stella!"

Jack Reacher said...

"During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The Sky is Falling! The Sky is Falling!
Nobody took Ms. Little seriously.

-OR-

If you were really serious about reducing govt expenses, you'd stop sticking pencils in that ceiling. LOOK - there must be dozens up there!

-OR-

Thawtballoon: OMG, there's another nude painting on this ceiling, and her nipples seem to follow me as I walk.

prince of leaves said...

"Ruuuuuuoooaaaaahhhhhh!" When the protestor pointed at him and let out an unearthly shriek, Meade Althouse knew he had been outed as not being one of *them*.

prince of leaves said...

After gauging the crowd to be majority Roman Catholic, the Koch Industries rapid response squad staged an apparition of the Blessed Virgin Mary to distract the protestors from their cause.

Submariner said...

No second breakfast? No Elevensies?

Kaptain Krude said...

"Why? Why? WHY couldn't I be sitting on a couch talking my troubles away?"

Kaptain Krude said...

"Oh, ennui, when wilt thou loosen thine hold on me?"

Submariner said...

Dawn of the Day-Traders:
For those that think they've witnessed an economic meltdown - think again

An M. Night Shyamalan presentation

Anonymous said...

When everything else seemed to fail, Zelda broke into three choruses of "Don't Rain on My Parade".

Vinney

Anonymous said...

The crowd started to disperse when Karen told the union thugs there was free coffee and donuts in the breakroom.

Vinney

Anonymous said...

Bob Hope was right. They really are zombies!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWpU8sX10_4

-Oiao

Submariner said...

Minnie expresses her displeasure at Kobe's lack of response to "I'm open."

Mr. Hankey said...

Julie holds up the lyrics for the flash crowd performance of Shirley & Company's 1974 international disco hit.