Friday, March 11, 2011

Life in Plastic, It's Fantastic

Mark Steyn@NRO



Best of metalgarth
the truly sick intercourses of the world are looking for this kind of girl on girl action.

Best of Double the U
"Unrealistic" in what way?

Best of blue
Damn, the one in the middle is hot!!

Best of GregMan
Huge cans, small brain... now if we can just tape her mouth shut we'd have the perfect woman.

Best of Oiao
Amazon Shrunken Head Barbie was not noted for significant oral talent but had other attributes that made up for it.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Bleached Blonde. No Brains. Big Fake Boobs. They're a dime a dozen all over southern California.

Best of Vinney
"OK Sarah, here's the plan. We'll use her for the HOV lane and on weekends we'll pimp her out to the Omega guys. It's a win-win situation."

Best of prince of leaves
"...and with our proposed grant, we plan to build whirling-blade-of-death 'hands', and then animate the completed golem and release her to wreak sweet, sweet justice on the male oppressors in our community."

Best of prince of leaves
The multi-function tool arbors on its arms were not the only upgrade to the latest version of NASA's "Robonaut", scheduled for delivery to the lonely and isolated astronauts on the ISS by the final Shuttle flight.

Best of Submariner
I guess my fantasies of Barbie giving a little head were on target, no matter HOW sick they were, eh?

29 comments:

dub said...

Close enough.

metalgarth said...

the truly sick intercourses of the world are looking for this kind of girl on girl action.

metalgarth said...

Ken's prom date is here

Double the U said...

"Unrealistic" in what way?

blue said...

Damn, the one in the middle is hot!!

GregMan said...

See, this is what happens when you outsource Stepford Wife manufacturing to India.

GregMan said...

Huge cans, small brain... now if we can just tape her mouth shut we'd have the perfect woman.

Jack Reacher said...

blah blah blah...Dub's prom date...blah blah blah

Jack Reacher said...

I bet the mannequin made of the left-over parts is, well, even odder.

Jack Reacher said...

Apparently when this tribe of cannibals shrinks the head, it enlarges the breasts. A lot.

dadoctah said...

"I can see Russia from my Malibu Dream House!"

Oiao said...

Amazon Shrunken Head Barbie, life size just hit the market, and NOW is fuming!

-Oiao

Anonymous said...

Amazon Shrunken Head Barbie was not noted for significant oral talent but had other attributes that made up for it.

-Oiao

Carpe Phlogiston said...

I realize they're trying to make a liberal/feminist point, while cleverly suppressing the real story. Even Bawney Fwank complained that the Ken doll is "a lot more misleading" after he conducted a thorough investigation.

-OR-

Bleached Blonde. No Brains. Big Fake Boobs. They're a dime a dozen all over southern California.

Anonymous said...

"OK Sarah, here's the plan. We'll use her for the HOV lane and on weekends we'll pimp her out to the Omega guys. It's a win-win situation."

Vinney

prince of leaves said...

"...and with our proposed grant, we plan to build whirling-blade-of-death 'hands', and then animate the completed golem and release her to wreak sweet, sweet justice on the male oppressors in our community."

prince of leaves said...

Like the plywood-box Apple I, the first Stepford Cybernetics prototype wasn't much to look at.

prince of leaves said...

Despite the loss of her hands in a tragic deli-slicer accident, Tammy's rehab counselors were certain she had a bright future in a new career in the adult film industry.

prince of leaves said...

Luckily for our future, American engineering skills have eroded to the point that this is the best cylon we can manage.

prince of leaves said...

The multi-function tool arbors on its arms were not the only upgrade to the latest version of NASA's "Robonaut", scheduled for delivery to the lonely and isolated astronauts on the ISS by the final Shuttle flight.

Submariner said...

I guess my fantasies of Barbie giving a little head were on target, no matter HOW sick they were, eh?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Science Fair Test Dummy
You know the women who can't sneeze normally, but hold their nose and lips shut and make a little "snuuuuh" sound? Well, this is what can happen.

Anonymous said...

Army of Mom, the younger years.

-Oiao

jj said...

Slut Barbie makes her debut at the Clinton Presidential Library.

Submariner said...

Only two weeks old and she's already begun receiving pre-approved credit card applications at the house.

Submariner said...

You think YOU have problems finding your size at Walmarts?

Robert said...

Tell me again: which one is the mannequin?

Dr. Doom said...

Mattel's new 'Douchebag Decoy' Barbie is the female equivalent of the 'wing man'...

Submariner said...

Now we stick her in the freezer and in a couple of hours - VOILA! Code Pink Barbie...
'cept she's actually attractive. And she has no waist.
And she has a point.
And she makes sense.