Friday, March 25, 2011

I always get stuck behind this guy

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1. And somehow, it's still less stupid-looking than any SMART Car.

2. Yeah, Dennis Haysbert isn't going near this one.

3. The really amazing part; there are 78 illegals hiding in there.

4. Eventually, Obama succeeded in stopping all oil production in the USA and created the Third World Country of His Dreams (or the Dreams of His Father, anyway).

5. Retardatron was one of the more pathetic Transformers.

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The Kabul 500 garnered top ratings on ESPN7

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Don't worry; we here at Crazy Adul's will bring the car swarm to YOU!

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AAA's attempt to expand its emergency towing services overseas has been slow to catch on.

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it's all that was left after Dawn's head exploded on I-70

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One of Click and Clack's fans after NPR funding is cut.

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GM rolls out the "Not So Smart Car"

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Stuck with a lemon from Mad Mohammad's???...then come on down to Crazy Achmed's -- where all our Minivans are Half-Off!!!!

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Father, I have brought home Minivan from Sendai. Needs a little work I know, but at such a bargain.

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Must be near the AZ-Mexican border....the hubcaps are missing...

and then Pedro's head exploded...

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It's the new Chevy Bris!

Best of dub
Top Gear, Kabul was a failure from the very beginning.

Best of dadoctah
Yeah, but line up twenty of these in a row at the gym and hot chicks in spandex will claw each other to shreds to work out on them.

36 comments:

JohnS1959 said...

"Mr. Gadafi, Mr. Gadafi, your chariot is here", called Abdul.

metalgarth said...

"Carbon Neutral RV my ass!"

metalgarth said...

2051: The 2nd wealthiest man in Americastan goes on vacation

metalgarth said...

I'm never going to Mad Mohammad's used cars ever again!

metalgarth said...

The Kabul 500 garnered top ratings on ESPN7

metalgarth said...

Be very cautious when your local Chevy dealership is advertising a "Half off sale"

metalgarth said...

"only 16 more payments and its all mine!"

metalgarth said...

Motley Crue just can't afford the same tour bus that they used on the "Dr. Feelgood Tour 1989."

metalgarth said...

The new "Sport Utility Segway Scooter" never really caught on

Submariner said...

So how're those government bailouts, er, "stimuli" working out for the common man?

Submariner said...

Don't worry; we here at Crazy Adul's will bring the car swarm to YOU!

Submariner said...

"Head on accident" takes on a whole new meaning in Kafreakistan.

Submariner said...

Betcha a donkey is driving...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Kramer's rickshaw enterprise flopped in NYC, but that hasn't stopped him from selling 12 franchises in downtown Kabulistan.

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AAA's attempt to expand its emergency towing services overseas has been slow to catch on.

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Say hello to the first Mexican longhaul trucker allowed on US roads.

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President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad loves his new chauffered limo with its bumper-mounted Chinese knock off OnStar navigation device.

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Factoid you did NOT know: All NY cabbies get at least 10 hours hands-on training in the field.

metalgarth said...

it's all that was left after Dawn's head exploded on I-70

dadoctah said...

One of Click and Clack's fans after NPR funding is cut.

Jack Reacher said...

In Turkmenistan, van drives you.

Jack Reacher said...

"All my friends know the low rider...

Jack Reacher said...

"And comin' off the line when the light turns green
Well she blows 'em outta the water like you never seen
I get pushed out of shape and it's hard to steer
When I get rubber in all four gears

She's my little deuce coupe
You don't know what I got..."

Adriane said...

You load 16 tons, and what do ya get?
Another day older and 1/2 a corvette ...

Spin said...

Vroooom, Vroooooom

Spin said...

Japanese import parts would see a slowdown for the foreseeable future

dadoctah said...

And with that, another camel goes on the dole.

mpur said...

GM rolls out the "Not So Smart Car"

Matt the K said...

Stuck with a lemon from Mad Mohammad's???...then come on down to Crazy Achmed's -- where all our Minivans are Half-Off!!!!

Matt the K said...

That whole 'cart before the horse' thing was lost in translation...

Matt the K said...

Father, I have brought home Minivan from Sendai. Needs a little work I know, but at such a bargain.

jj said...

Must be near the AZ-Mexican border....the hubcaps are missing...

and then Pedro's head exploded...

molson said...

Does that thing come with a carbon credit?

molson said...

Uh? Where do I stick the fuel nozzle?

Anonymous said...

It's the new Chevy Bris!

Vinney

Rodney Dill said...

The new Chevy Dolt

dub said...

Top Gear, Kabul was a failure from the very beginning.

dub said...

Pedro finds a creative way to express just how junk is in M'chelle's trunk.

Mr Hankey said...

These Middle Eastern driving simulators are so high tech!

dadoctah said...

Yeah, but line up twenty of these in a row at the gym and hot chicks in spandex will claw each other to shreds to work out on them.