1. And somehow, it's still less stupid-looking than any SMART Car.
2. Yeah, Dennis Haysbert isn't going near this one.
3. The really amazing part; there are 78 illegals hiding in there.
4. Eventually, Obama succeeded in stopping all oil production in the USA and created the Third World Country of His Dreams (or the Dreams of His Father, anyway).
5. Retardatron was one of the more pathetic Transformers.
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and then Pedro's head exploded...
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It's the new Chevy Bris!
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"Mr. Gadafi, Mr. Gadafi, your chariot is here", called Abdul.
"Carbon Neutral RV my ass!"
2051: The 2nd wealthiest man in Americastan goes on vacation
I'm never going to Mad Mohammad's used cars ever again!
The Kabul 500 garnered top ratings on ESPN7
Be very cautious when your local Chevy dealership is advertising a "Half off sale"
"only 16 more payments and its all mine!"
Motley Crue just can't afford the same tour bus that they used on the "Dr. Feelgood Tour 1989."
The new "Sport Utility Segway Scooter" never really caught on
So how're those government bailouts, er, "stimuli" working out for the common man?
Don't worry; we here at Crazy Adul's will bring the car swarm to YOU!
"Head on accident" takes on a whole new meaning in Kafreakistan.
Betcha a donkey is driving...
Kramer's rickshaw enterprise flopped in NYC, but that hasn't stopped him from selling 12 franchises in downtown Kabulistan.
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AAA's attempt to expand its emergency towing services overseas has been slow to catch on.
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Say hello to the first Mexican longhaul trucker allowed on US roads.
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President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad loves his new chauffered limo with its bumper-mounted Chinese knock off OnStar navigation device.
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Factoid you did NOT know: All NY cabbies get at least 10 hours hands-on training in the field.
it's all that was left after Dawn's head exploded on I-70
One of Click and Clack's fans after NPR funding is cut.
In Turkmenistan, van drives you.
"All my friends know the low rider...
"And comin' off the line when the light turns green
Well she blows 'em outta the water like you never seen
I get pushed out of shape and it's hard to steer
When I get rubber in all four gears
She's my little deuce coupe
You don't know what I got..."
You load 16 tons, and what do ya get?
Another day older and 1/2 a corvette ...
Vroooom, Vroooooom
Japanese import parts would see a slowdown for the foreseeable future
And with that, another camel goes on the dole.
GM rolls out the "Not So Smart Car"
Stuck with a lemon from Mad Mohammad's???...then come on down to Crazy Achmed's -- where all our Minivans are Half-Off!!!!
That whole 'cart before the horse' thing was lost in translation...
Father, I have brought home Minivan from Sendai. Needs a little work I know, but at such a bargain.
Must be near the AZ-Mexican border....the hubcaps are missing...
and then Pedro's head exploded...
Does that thing come with a carbon credit?
Uh? Where do I stick the fuel nozzle?
It's the new Chevy Bris!
Vinney
The new Chevy Dolt
Top Gear, Kabul was a failure from the very beginning.
Pedro finds a creative way to express just how junk is in M'chelle's trunk.
These Middle Eastern driving simulators are so high tech!
Yeah, but line up twenty of these in a row at the gym and hot chicks in spandex will claw each other to shreds to work out on them.
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