1. "Bring me Solo and the Wookie!"
2. "All your twinkies are belong to me!"
3. Having Michael Moore show up at the protest was a brilliant move. By standing between the protesters and the cameras and acting as a gravitational lens, he created the illusion the crowd was twice the size it actually was.
4. The only thing more fat and bloated than a union pension plan shows up in Madison.
5. Moore couldn't wait to read his manifesto to the crowd. Not surprisingly, the phrase "grilled cheese" appeared more than 34,000 times.
Best of Rodney Dill
"That's no moon...."
Best of Submariner
...and then we're going to McDonald's; and then were marching on Wendy's; and then we're hitting Whattaburger; YEEEAAARRRGGGHH!
Best of metalgarth
Comic Book Guy's support for the Madison County Moonbats ended once he found out they prefered DC Comics to Marvel.
Best of GregMan
"Wisconsin, get in mah bellah!"
Threadwinner: Jack Reacher
"I have in my hand a list of five hundred kulaks who are hoarding property belonging to the proletariat. Let's get them! Wait--is that a Wendy's over there?"
Best of Vinney
CBS announces Michael Moore will now be starring in Two and a Half Men. The rest of the cast is fired.
Best of blue
"Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy - I am the center of attention again!"
Best of Snowdog
Everyone should use union labor. (Under his breath: Unless of course they are making a "documentary" about the evils of capitalism.)
Best of JohnS1959
An inconvenient truth: According to Algore Micheal Moore's flatulence has more impact on global warming than all of the reindeer in Finland...
Best of Adriane
Whale, whale, whale ... if it isn't Micheal Moore ....
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"That's no moon...."
Anyone wonder if Moore could be Drew Carey's & Rosie O'Donnell's love child?
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KARMA
Ironically, the Michael Moore blimp veered off target and fell to earth crushing guest speaker Al Franken because union parade workers were on a break listening to Franken urge them to strike.
He actually makes the State Capitol building look small.
If he took a bath, he would look like the manatee exhibit at the seaquarium.
divine miss m said...
If he took a bath, he would look like the manatee exhibit at the seaquarium.
Actually, the last time he took a bath he was mistaken for an errant Arctic ice flow and immediately used as justification for global warming alarms by lock-step Gore-ites.
...and then we're going to McDonald's; and then were marching on Wendy's; and then we're hitting Whattaburger; YEEEAAARRRGGGHH!
Comic Book Guy's support for the Madison County Moonbats ended once he found out they prefered DC Comics to Marvel.
And why isn't the government making all those evil rich Republicans give their money to the poor? It's a national resource and forced redistribution should be mandatory for Republicans...
No, you're not the "Juggernaut, bitch," you're the Blob!
His lunch was redistributed and fed a village in Kenya
Let's try it again, preferably in unison:
a-one; a-two; a-three:
♪ Look for, the UNION la-bel...♪
So; the Dahli Lama, George Bush and Ghaddafi go into a bar...
(Stop me if you've heard this one.)
Last v word - SWATIM - I'd like to, I'd really, really, like to...
Deep fried butter sticks for everyone!
"Send the bill to Scott Walker...
You know, if that jacket would stretch just a little bit more enabling him to zip up he wouldn't need that queer looking scarf to keep his 6 chins warm.
"Solo! Hay lapa no ya, Solo!"
"Wisconsin, get in mah bellah!"
"And-a ONE and-a TWO and ARISE, YE PRISONERS OF STARVATION..."
"..and even though M'Chel wants to make me the poster boy for her healthy foods campaign, I still like B. Hussein and his socialist polices!!!"
"It's great being here gang. I've just had the greatest brat in all of Wisconsin."
Vinney
"I have in my hand a list of five hundred kulaks who are hoarding property belonging to the proletariat. Let's get them! Wait--is that a Wendy's over there?"
"Duh; winning."
Man, Charlie Sheen went downhill fast, didn't he?
CBS announces Michael Moore will now be starring in Two and a Half Men. The rest of the cast is fired.
Vinney
"Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy - I am the center of attention again!"
Next season, on Dancing With The Stars....
Somehow, I suspect Mr. Moore didn't quite understand what that 'fat farm' was really intended for.
... and under my coat are my millions which are mine! All mine!!!
Behold! The biggest douche bag in Madison!
Now, governor! Reap the whirlwind! Pffffffft!
He's still alive? I thought he died in the attack on Team America's headquarters.
Everyone should use union labor. (Under his breath: Unless of course they are making a "documentary" about the evils of capitalism.)
"GET IN MY BELLY!!"
An inconvenient truth: According to Algore Micheal Moore's flatulence has more impact on global warming than all of the reindeer in Finland...
Whale, whale, whale ... if it isn't Micheal Moore ....
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