Monday, March 07, 2011

He Came For The Protests, He Stayed For the Deep Fried Fatballs



1. "Bring me Solo and the Wookie!"

2. "All your twinkies are belong to me!"

3. Having Michael Moore show up at the protest was a brilliant move. By standing between the protesters and the cameras and acting as a gravitational lens, he created the illusion the crowd was twice the size it actually was.

4. The only thing more fat and bloated than a union pension plan shows up in Madison.

5. Moore couldn't wait to read his manifesto to the crowd. Not surprisingly, the phrase "grilled cheese" appeared more than 34,000 times.

Best of Rodney Dill
"That's no moon...."

Best of Submariner
...and then we're going to McDonald's; and then were marching on Wendy's; and then we're hitting Whattaburger; YEEEAAARRRGGGHH!

Best of metalgarth
Comic Book Guy's support for the Madison County Moonbats ended once he found out they prefered DC Comics to Marvel.

Best of GregMan
"Wisconsin, get in mah bellah!"

Threadwinner: Jack Reacher
"I have in my hand a list of five hundred kulaks who are hoarding property belonging to the proletariat. Let's get them! Wait--is that a Wendy's over there?"

Best of Vinney
CBS announces Michael Moore will now be starring in Two and a Half Men. The rest of the cast is fired.

Best of blue
"Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy - I am the center of attention again!"

Best of Snowdog
Everyone should use union labor. (Under his breath: Unless of course they are making a "documentary" about the evils of capitalism.)

Best of JohnS1959
An inconvenient truth: According to Algore Micheal Moore's flatulence has more impact on global warming than all of the reindeer in Finland...

Best of Adriane
Whale, whale, whale ... if it isn't Micheal Moore ....

33 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

"That's no moon...."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Anyone wonder if Moore could be Drew Carey's & Rosie O'Donnell's love child?

-OR-

KARMA
Ironically, the Michael Moore blimp veered off target and fell to earth crushing guest speaker Al Franken because union parade workers were on a break listening to Franken urge them to strike.

kg said...

He actually makes the State Capitol building look small.

divine miss m said...

If he took a bath, he would look like the manatee exhibit at the seaquarium.

Submariner said...

divine miss m said...
If he took a bath, he would look like the manatee exhibit at the seaquarium.


Actually, the last time he took a bath he was mistaken for an errant Arctic ice flow and immediately used as justification for global warming alarms by lock-step Gore-ites.

Submariner said...

...and then we're going to McDonald's; and then were marching on Wendy's; and then we're hitting Whattaburger; YEEEAAARRRGGGHH!

metalgarth said...

Comic Book Guy's support for the Madison County Moonbats ended once he found out they prefered DC Comics to Marvel.

Submariner said...

And why isn't the government making all those evil rich Republicans give their money to the poor? It's a national resource and forced redistribution should be mandatory for Republicans...

metalgarth said...

No, you're not the "Juggernaut, bitch," you're the Blob!

metalgarth said...

His lunch was redistributed and fed a village in Kenya

Submariner said...

Let's try it again, preferably in unison:
a-one; a-two; a-three:
♪ Look for, the UNION la-bel...♪

Submariner said...

So; the Dahli Lama, George Bush and Ghaddafi go into a bar...
(Stop me if you've heard this one.)

Submariner said...

Last v word - SWATIM - I'd like to, I'd really, really, like to...

Submariner said...

Deep fried butter sticks for everyone!
"Send the bill to Scott Walker...

HLam said...

You know, if that jacket would stretch just a little bit more enabling him to zip up he wouldn't need that queer looking scarf to keep his 6 chins warm.

GregMan said...

"Solo! Hay lapa no ya, Solo!"

GregMan said...

"Wisconsin, get in mah bellah!"

GregMan said...

"And-a ONE and-a TWO and ARISE, YE PRISONERS OF STARVATION..."

blue said...

"..and even though M'Chel wants to make me the poster boy for her healthy foods campaign, I still like B. Hussein and his socialist polices!!!"

Anonymous said...

"It's great being here gang. I've just had the greatest brat in all of Wisconsin."

Vinney

Jack Reacher said...

"I have in my hand a list of five hundred kulaks who are hoarding property belonging to the proletariat. Let's get them! Wait--is that a Wendy's over there?"

Jack Reacher said...

"Duh; winning."

Jack Reacher said...

Man, Charlie Sheen went downhill fast, didn't he?

Anonymous said...

CBS announces Michael Moore will now be starring in Two and a Half Men. The rest of the cast is fired.

Vinney

blue said...

"Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy - I am the center of attention again!"

dadoctah said...

Next season, on Dancing With The Stars....

Julie the Jarhead said...

Somehow, I suspect Mr. Moore didn't quite understand what that 'fat farm' was really intended for.

Robert said...

... and under my coat are my millions which are mine! All mine!!!

Behold! The biggest douche bag in Madison!

Now, governor! Reap the whirlwind! Pffffffft!

Snowdog said...

He's still alive? I thought he died in the attack on Team America's headquarters.

Snowdog said...

Everyone should use union labor. (Under his breath: Unless of course they are making a "documentary" about the evils of capitalism.)

Schteveo said...

"GET IN MY BELLY!!"

JohnS1959 said...

An inconvenient truth: According to Algore Micheal Moore's flatulence has more impact on global warming than all of the reindeer in Finland...

Adriane said...

Whale, whale, whale ... if it isn't Micheal Moore ....