1. "Cut my Medicare to pay for Cowboy Poetry, will ya!"
2. Barney Frank just doesn't even give a crap how he is perceived any more.
3. dub's grandma responds to yet another suggestion to "lose the saddlebags."
4. Helen Thomas welcomes a new Jewish family to her neighborhood.
5. "No, grandma, the point is you *can't* pick our friend's nose!"
Best of Rodney Dill
"Alright, who told Grandma what a teabagger is?"
Best of metalgarth
Sometimes Hallmark makes the exact card with the sentiment you are trying to express. I'm sending this one to President Carl tomorrow.
Best of metalgarth
Fine, maw, we get it. You didn't like your Mother's Day gift in 1994. Get over it already.
Best of dub
Worst.Prostate.Exam.Ever.
Best of Vinney
Those drugs have taken a toll on Charlie Sheen.
Best of dadoctah
I think I liked Tracey Ullman better before she started doing "edgy".
Best of molson
Ever since Grandma got the arthritis real bad, this is all she can do.
Best of Justin
Ma Maybelle, doing her part to ensure the game of Red Rover would be invigorating at the annual Hatfield/McCoy reconciliation picnic.
Best of Dactyl
Well, judging from the red bandannas I'd say this is the 'Crips'.
Best of prince of leaves
"The nice people in the purple shirts told me if I got on the bus and went to the capitol and stuck my finger out at Governor Walker, there'd be cookies and blueberry soup after."
Best of Spin
The runner-up for the Miss Hamtramck MI pageant.
Best of Jack Reacher
In her defense, there appears to be a shitload of kids on her lawn.
Best of dadoctah
At the last possible moment, Jeff Foxworthy's career is saved!
Best of Submariner
Army of Grandma finds out she didn't have a "Best Of" this week.
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Mom?
"Alright, who told Grandma what a teabagger is?"
ICHC... not just for wusses.
Who knew Cee Lo had some whitebread in the cupboard.
Sometimes Hallmark makes the exact card with the sentiment you are trying to express. I'm sending this one to President Carl tomorrow.
Fine, maw, we get it. You didn't like your Mother's Day gift in 1994. Get over it already.
Proof positive that Popeye and the Seahag got 'nautical wiff it' back in 1930.
Dogpatch Jamboree & Bake Sale
Mammy Yokem didn't get a blue ribbon for her famous "candied catfish eyeballs" and promptly shows the judges what she thinks of their tastebuds.
The original Russian mail order bride succinctly expresses her disappointment at never receiving one single proposal.
-OR-
Svetlana Igorskov shows how she uses old fashioned Russian technology to spot Sarah Palin's house from Siberia.
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Does anyone here know Obamalama's IQ?
The reason why France never invaded Poland...
Worst.Prostate.Exam.Ever.
Those drugs have taken a toll on Charlie Sheen.
Vinney
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"Thursday Already?"
2051 AD:
Linsay Lohan lets the paparazzi know what's up!
A still high Steven Tyler gets a reaction to yet another cat-call...
Can you tell that Grandma Agatha was one of the first female Marines back in the big one?
sometime in the 1960's some kid on Bozo's Circus (broadcast live) gave Bozo the finger & said "Climb it, clown!"
This old lady just said the same to Obama.
Sheila awaits her turn with the Tuesday boys.
I think I liked Tracey Ullman better before she started doing "edgy".
Ever since Grandma got the arthritis real bad, this is all she can do.
Ma Maybelle, doing her part to ensure the game of Red Rover would be invigorating at the annual Hatfield/McCoy reconciliation picnic.
Justin
Well, judging from the red bandannas I'd say this is the 'Crips'.
Babba Agneszka just sighed fatalistically. "Someone has to be the horseshoe pin."
"The nice people in the purple shirts told me if I got on the bus and went to the capitol and stuck my finger out at Governor Walker, there'd be cookies and blueberry soup after."
The runner-up for the Miss Hamtramck MI pageant.
A life long Democrat Party voter weighs in on how many terms Obama will serve.
-Oiao
The famous Coca-Cola hilltop singer commercial rebooted for the 21st century.
"Hey Harry, I got your cowboy poetry right here buddy", exclaimed Grandma...
Mention of Social Security and Medicare reform always brings out a strong reaction in Mabel.
In her defense, there appears to be a shitload of kids on her lawn.
"...and your little non-allergenic dog, too!"
Detroit Free Press: "Lions fans express prognostications and hopes for the 2011-2012 season."
At the last possible moment, Jeff Foxworthy's career is saved!
"Hey you twinks! This is how you do it!"
Something's got to be done to muzzle the $&%*^ ACLU! They went way too far suing to prevent ageism at cheerleader tryouts.
"...I got your third rail right here Harry, you jack off!!"
Army of Grandma finds out she didn't have a "Best Of" this week.
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