Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Grandma, No!


1. "Cut my Medicare to pay for Cowboy Poetry, will ya!"

2. Barney Frank just doesn't even give a crap how he is perceived any more.

3. dub's grandma responds to yet another suggestion to "lose the saddlebags."

4. Helen Thomas welcomes a new Jewish family to her neighborhood.

5. "No, grandma, the point is you *can't* pick our friend's nose!"

Best of Rodney Dill
"Alright, who told Grandma what a teabagger is?"

Best of metalgarth
Sometimes Hallmark makes the exact card with the sentiment you are trying to express. I'm sending this one to President Carl tomorrow.

Best of metalgarth
Fine, maw, we get it. You didn't like your Mother's Day gift in 1994. Get over it already.

Best of dub
Worst.Prostate.Exam.Ever.

Best of Vinney
Those drugs have taken a toll on Charlie Sheen.

Best of dadoctah
I think I liked Tracey Ullman better before she started doing "edgy".

Best of molson
Ever since Grandma got the arthritis real bad, this is all she can do.

Best of Justin
Ma Maybelle, doing her part to ensure the game of Red Rover would be invigorating at the annual Hatfield/McCoy reconciliation picnic.

Best of Dactyl
Well, judging from the red bandannas I'd say this is the 'Crips'.

Best of prince of leaves
"The nice people in the purple shirts told me if I got on the bus and went to the capitol and stuck my finger out at Governor Walker, there'd be cookies and blueberry soup after."

Best of Spin
The runner-up for the Miss Hamtramck MI pageant.

Best of Jack Reacher
In her defense, there appears to be a shitload of kids on her lawn.

Best of dadoctah
At the last possible moment, Jeff Foxworthy's career is saved!

Best of Submariner
Army of Grandma finds out she didn't have a "Best Of" this week.

38 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

Mom?

Rodney Dill said...

"Alright, who told Grandma what a teabagger is?"

Rodney Dill said...

ICHC... not just for wusses.

Rodney Dill said...

Who knew Cee Lo had some whitebread in the cupboard.

metalgarth said...

Sometimes Hallmark makes the exact card with the sentiment you are trying to express. I'm sending this one to President Carl tomorrow.

metalgarth said...

Fine, maw, we get it. You didn't like your Mother's Day gift in 1994. Get over it already.

metalgarth said...

Proof positive that Popeye and the Seahag got 'nautical wiff it' back in 1930.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Dogpatch Jamboree & Bake Sale
Mammy Yokem didn't get a blue ribbon for her famous "candied catfish eyeballs" and promptly shows the judges what she thinks of their tastebuds.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The original Russian mail order bride succinctly expresses her disappointment at never receiving one single proposal.

-OR-

Svetlana Igorskov shows how she uses old fashioned Russian technology to spot Sarah Palin's house from Siberia.

-OR-

Does anyone here know Obamalama's IQ?

JohnS1959 said...

The reason why France never invaded Poland...

dub said...

Worst.Prostate.Exam.Ever.

Anonymous said...

Those drugs have taken a toll on Charlie Sheen.

Vinney

metalgarth said...

standard caption #2345

"Thursday Already?"

metalgarth said...

2051 AD:
Linsay Lohan lets the paparazzi know what's up!

jj said...

A still high Steven Tyler gets a reaction to yet another cat-call...

Submariner said...

Can you tell that Grandma Agatha was one of the first female Marines back in the big one?

blue said...

sometime in the 1960's some kid on Bozo's Circus (broadcast live) gave Bozo the finger & said "Climb it, clown!"
This old lady just said the same to Obama.

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

Sheila awaits her turn with the Tuesday boys.

dadoctah said...

I think I liked Tracey Ullman better before she started doing "edgy".

molson said...

Ever since Grandma got the arthritis real bad, this is all she can do.

molson said...
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Anonymous said...

Ma Maybelle, doing her part to ensure the game of Red Rover would be invigorating at the annual Hatfield/McCoy reconciliation picnic.


Justin

Dactyl said...

Well, judging from the red bandannas I'd say this is the 'Crips'.

prince of leaves said...

Babba Agneszka just sighed fatalistically. "Someone has to be the horseshoe pin."

prince of leaves said...

"The nice people in the purple shirts told me if I got on the bus and went to the capitol and stuck my finger out at Governor Walker, there'd be cookies and blueberry soup after."

Spin said...

The runner-up for the Miss Hamtramck MI pageant.

Anonymous said...

A life long Democrat Party voter weighs in on how many terms Obama will serve.

-Oiao

dadoctah said...

The famous Coca-Cola hilltop singer commercial rebooted for the 21st century.

Dr. Doom said...

"Hey Harry, I got your cowboy poetry right here buddy", exclaimed Grandma...

Jack Reacher said...

Mention of Social Security and Medicare reform always brings out a strong reaction in Mabel.

Jack Reacher said...

In her defense, there appears to be a shitload of kids on her lawn.

Submariner said...

"...and your little non-allergenic dog, too!"

Submariner said...

Detroit Free Press: "Lions fans express prognostications and hopes for the 2011-2012 season."

dadoctah said...

At the last possible moment, Jeff Foxworthy's career is saved!

Kaptain Krude said...

"Hey you twinks! This is how you do it!"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Something's got to be done to muzzle the $&%*^ ACLU! They went way too far suing to prevent ageism at cheerleader tryouts.

Schteveo said...

"...I got your third rail right here Harry, you jack off!!"

Submariner said...

Army of Grandma finds out she didn't have a "Best Of" this week.