Monday, March 21, 2011
Faces of Death
1. "Madame Secretary, how many couches had to die to make that overcoat?"
2. Hillary Clinton does her impression of Monica Lewinsky on her way to the sperm bank.
3. Whenever touched by a man, Hillary reflexively responds with her "spitting cobra face."
4. ORA: Sarkozy couldn't help expecting her head to start malfunctioning and reveal Arnold Schwarzeneggar underneath.
5. Hillary is disappointed to learn that 'the swap' was not Mrs Sarkozy.
Best of blue
"Hillary dear, in France women don't spit they swallow."
Best of Whacko
"So, Mr. Frenchie Frenchman, now that we have been at war with Libya for two days, have you surrendered yet?"
Best of Vinney
"Well, I've never"!
"Maybe, you should."
Best of Spineless Vertebra
Hilary in the process of revealing her true succubus form.
Best of Double the U
Hillary worked a good loogie and then Sarkozy told her there was no French custom of spitting in other people's mouths as a greeting, that the other guest were appalled at her actions.
Best of Submariner
Hillary learns that the phrase she thought meant "I am delighted to be here." actually means "I have three testicles."
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Testing the new Hilary inflatable. Squeezing right arm makes bug eyes, left makes tongue stick out with raspberry sounds, push the boobs in and head bulges. Hugs trigger realistic farty sound! Sarkozy's ordering the X-rated model - no frumpy clothes, more features.
Best of Rodney Dill
Messin' with Snatchsquatch.
Best of Dr. Doom
"I agree completely that we can't afford to leave him in power, President Sarkozy", sympathized the Secretary of State, "But he is the duly elected President of the United States and he has two more years in his term"...
Watchu talkin' about, Willis?
Best of Adriane
"Out! OUT! Demons of Stupidity!", shouted the famous, but doomed French exorcist.
Best of Submariner
Then the Hill-Dawg's head turned a 360 and she asked for a crucifix...