1. "So, Mr. Lee, tell Entertainment Weekly where you got your inspiration for remaking The Mikado."
2. (Turns stool over.) "Theating for four!"
3. "OK, that's one good idea. What other ways can we think of to protest cuts to Performance Arts grants."
4. Lady Ga-Ga begins running out of ideas.
5. Thwarted by the repeal of Don't Ask, Don't Tell... Corporal Max Klinger tries a new tactic.
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