Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Don't Ask, Don't Tell, Don't Gouge Your Eyes Out

Van Helsing

1. "So, Mr. Lee, tell Entertainment Weekly where you got your inspiration for remaking The Mikado."

2. (Turns stool over.) "Theating for four!"

3. "OK, that's one good idea. What other ways can we think of to protest cuts to Performance Arts grants."

4. Lady Ga-Ga begins running out of ideas.

5. Thwarted by the repeal of Don't Ask, Don't Tell... Corporal Max Klinger tries a new tactic.

Best of JohnS1959
Karaoke night at the militia compound is getting a little weird for some of the brothers...

Best of Spineless Vertebra
Needless to say, Ang Lee's remake of V For Vendetta bombed in the box office.

Best of dub
With fans like this, its no wonder Boise State isnt being taken seriously.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Senility is about the only explanation for Hugh Hefner's approval of this month's cover girl.

Best of mpur
I'll be glad when Barney Frank leaves office so we don't have to look at the intern audition photos anymore.

Best of dadoctah
"Doctor, I brought that stool sample you asked for."

Best of Oiao
Transgendered Ninga 'Gay'shas you can only 1/2 see.

Best of prince of leaves
Among the 4000+ "kill team" pictures leaked to the media, *this* was the most shocking and disturbing of all.

Best of Spin
"Does this unicorn tat make me look gay?"

Best of Adriane
Chalk faced Whore!!!

21 comments:

JohnS1959 said...

Karaoke night at the militia compound is getting a little weird for some of the brothers...

Spineless Vertebra said...

Needless to say, Ang Lee's remake of V For Vendetta bombed in the box office.

dub said...

With fans like this, its no wonder Boise State isnt being taken seriously.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Obamalama spent all of 5 minutes carefully studying hundreds of applicants before naming his new Surgeon General and Healthcare Czar: an illegal immigrant and witch doctor known only as Kneef.

-OR-

Senility is about the only explanation for Hugh Hefner's approval of this month's cover girl.


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mpur said...

I'll be glad when Barney Frank leaves office so we don't have to look at the intern audition photos anymore.



OR


"Anyone want to push in my stool?"

dadoctah said...

"Doctor, I brought that stool sample you asked for."

metalgarth said...

WWIII blah, blah, blah, 'gravitas' WWII

Anonymous said...

Transgendered Ninga 'Gay'shas you can only 1/2 see.

Or

Camouflage; U R doing it wrong!

-Oiao

prince of leaves said...

The picture was later revealed to be a fake aimed at discrediting the repeal of DADT, when experts pointed out that no *real* gay soldier would mismatch his camouflages like that.

prince of leaves said...

It makes you wonder just what the bet was that Sgt. Butterfly here lost.

prince of leaves said...

Among the 4000+ "kill team" pictures leaked to the media, *this* was the most shocking and disturbing of all.

prince of leaves said...

John Kerry was against Genghis Khan, before he saw this pic and was for him.

Spin said...

"Does this unicorn tat make me look gay?"

Anonymous said...

Larry The Cable Guy; the early years in San Francisco.

-Oiao

blue said...

Lady GaGa - before the sex change

Submariner said...

How do ya like me now, dub?

Submariner said...

Klinger loved the play "Mo' Time For Sergeants."

molson said...

Discharge from the army is no longer the type of discharge Madam Tank Driver has to worry about.

Submariner said...

2011; Japan suffers more radiation-induced ills.



What - too soon?

Adriane said...

Chalk faced Whore!!!

Anonymous said...

Drag Geishas! Don't tell me Public Broadcasting doesn't have a hidden agenda.

Vinney