1. "So, how was your date with that Dahmer fella?"
2. Actually, the straw hats are the fetish. The Saran Wrap was just a weird kitchen accident.
3. Under ObamaCare, skin grafts were considered too costly for burn victims.
4. Lakeview High School presents its spring musical, Weekend at Bernie's.
5. A douchebag enters its pupa stage and will emerge in twelve months as a fully-formed frat boy.
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I'd do crazy things too if I smoked joints as big as the one on the floor.
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Luckily for the pod people, the frat brothers had never seen "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" and had no idea what the vaguely-humanoid vegetable really was.
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Lady Gaga's date
Susan Sarandon Fan Club - ur doin it rong.
The Donner Party discovers tamales...
Mardi Gras at the University of Delaware...
Well I see everything's all wrapped up here.
You want fries widdat?
obama's new nutrition czars. Dinner for 200 is laying on the floor.
Looks like the Aztecs were more high tech than the Egyptians when it came to mummification.
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Can you guess which one of Hilliary's interns screwed up on the job and will be found in Ft. Marcy park
When did Dexter Morgan start letting people hang out with his victims before he chopped them up?
I'd do crazy things too if I smoked joints as big as the one on the floor.
Good Times at Alpha Beta Farta
A - pig out at the nearby sorority chili, sauerkraut, polish sausage and kegger party
B - Saranwrap Jeff as a practical joke
C - explain the natural gas explosion to the fire department
Luckily for the pod people, the frat brothers had never seen "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" and had no idea what the vaguely-humanoid vegetable really was.
Tim's family couldn't afford Alcor, so when he died during Hell Week, the brothers dutifully wrapped him up and threw him in the chest freezer for later reanimation.
its amazing what you can buy at Walmart these days!
-Oiao
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