Wednesday, March 09, 2011

The Couch Potatoes

Brender


1. "So, how was your date with that Dahmer fella?"

2. Actually, the straw hats are the fetish. The Saran Wrap was just a weird kitchen accident.

3. Under ObamaCare, skin grafts were considered too costly for burn victims.

4. Lakeview High School presents its spring musical, Weekend at Bernie's.

5. A douchebag enters its pupa stage and will emerge in twelve months as a fully-formed frat boy.

Best of Rodney Dill
Lady Gaga's date

Best of Dr. Doom
The Donner Party discovers tamales...

Best of GregMan
Well I see everything's all wrapped up here.

Best of jj
Can you guess which one of Hilliary's interns screwed up on the job and will be found in Ft. Marcy park

Best of Spineless Vertebra
When did Dexter Morgan start letting people hang out with his victims before he chopped them up?

Best of Spineless Vertebra
I'd do crazy things too if I smoked joints as big as the one on the floor.

Best of prince of leaves
Luckily for the pod people, the frat brothers had never seen "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" and had no idea what the vaguely-humanoid vegetable really was.

15 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

Lady Gaga's date

Rodney Dill said...

Susan Sarandon Fan Club - ur doin it rong.

Dr. Doom said...

The Donner Party discovers tamales...

Dr. Doom said...

Mardi Gras at the University of Delaware...

GregMan said...

Well I see everything's all wrapped up here.

Rodney Dill said...

You want fries widdat?

jj said...

obama's new nutrition czars. Dinner for 200 is laying on the floor.

Anonymous said...

Looks like the Aztecs were more high tech than the Egyptians when it came to mummification.

Vinney

jj said...

Can you guess which one of Hilliary's interns screwed up on the job and will be found in Ft. Marcy park

Spineless Vertebra said...

When did Dexter Morgan start letting people hang out with his victims before he chopped them up?

Spineless Vertebra said...

I'd do crazy things too if I smoked joints as big as the one on the floor.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Good Times at Alpha Beta Farta
A - pig out at the nearby sorority chili, sauerkraut, polish sausage and kegger party
B - Saranwrap Jeff as a practical joke
C - explain the natural gas explosion to the fire department

prince of leaves said...

Luckily for the pod people, the frat brothers had never seen "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" and had no idea what the vaguely-humanoid vegetable really was.

prince of leaves said...

Tim's family couldn't afford Alcor, so when he died during Hell Week, the brothers dutifully wrapped him up and threw him in the chest freezer for later reanimation.

Anonymous said...

its amazing what you can buy at Walmart these days!

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