Tuesday, March 08, 2011

Cos and Hef

Al

1. "I'm not sure why we're here on a Tuesday, Hef, but I'm sure it has something to do with your hat."

2. Cos pitches an idea for a show on the Playboy Channel: Whores Say the Darnedest Things.

3. "Anyway, Bill, at my age, I have to keep some nubile girls around at all time in case I need some swabbing on the old poop deck."

4. Bill Cosby and Hugh Hefner were married earlier this week in a traditional Scientology ceremony.

5. "No, Hef. I refuse to quote Cleavon Little solely for your amusement."

Best of blue
Boy, the skipper & Gilligan has sure changed!

Best of metalgarth
"She put the Jello Pudding Pop where????????"

Best of Mr. Hankey
Cos and Weird Hefner take a pose

Best of Vinney
Time hasn't been kind to The Captain and Tennille.

Best of Rodney Dill
Hef: "You just have to pronounce 'pudding' differently to be my spokesperson."

Best of dadoctah
Turn-ons: cuddling, the beach, long walks in the rain.
Dislikes: dishonest people, arresting someone just for stealing a piece of pound cake.

Best of Wesley M.
After yet another delightful fundraiser, Alcee Hastings thanks Hugh Hefner for his continued support...

Best of Snowdog
Re #5: Come on, Hef. You'd loan Viagra and Miss March to Randolph Scott.

Best of Spineless Vertebra
"Hey Jamal, you should hop on my back like you use to always do when we were kids"

17 comments:

blue said...

Boy, the skipper & Gilligan has sure changed!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The I Spy Reunion!
I barely recognized Cosby with that gut, but my gawd, Robert Culp's osteoporosis turned him into a leprechaun.

any mouse said...

Bill Cosby grew up to be Fat Albert and Hef never grew up

metalgarth said...

I can't wait to see the new Picture Pages!

metalgarth said...

"She put the Jello Pudding Pop where????????"

dadoctah said...

"Let's meet up with Shatner and Adam West and find out if they've made any progress on getting that hot tub time machine working."

Mr. Hankey said...

Cos and Weird Hefner take a pose

Anonymous said...

Time hasn't been kind to The Captain and Tennille.

Vinney

Double the U said...

Two different kinds of pudding pops, two different results.

Rodney Dill said...

Hef: "You just have to pronounce 'pudding' differently to be my spokesperson."

Dr. Doom said...

"That was genius Hef", chortled Cos, "Boob fights in the grotto - gotta love it"

dadoctah said...

Turn-ons: cuddling, the beach, long walks in the rain.

Dislikes: dishonest people, arresting someone just for stealing a piece of pound cake.

Wesley M. said...

After yet another delightful fundraiser, Alcee Hastings thanks Hugh Hefner for his continued support...

Snowdog said...

As a Michael Jackson tribute, Bill Cosby and Hugh Hefner record a single: 'Ebony and Ivory and Senility'. Now available on iTunes.

Snowdog said...

Re #5: Come on, Hef. You'd loan Viagra and Miss March to Randolph Scott.

Spineless Vertebra said...

"Hey Jamal, you should hop on my back like you use to always do when we were kids"

Whacko said...

"I know it's hard to believe, Cos, but I actually haven't had any since 1976."