1. "I'm not sure why we're here on a Tuesday, Hef, but I'm sure it has something to do with your hat."
2. Cos pitches an idea for a show on the Playboy Channel: Whores Say the Darnedest Things.
3. "Anyway, Bill, at my age, I have to keep some nubile girls around at all time in case I need some swabbing on the old poop deck."
4. Bill Cosby and Hugh Hefner were married earlier this week in a traditional Scientology ceremony.
5. "No, Hef. I refuse to quote Cleavon Little solely for your amusement."
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Boy, the skipper & Gilligan has sure changed!
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"She put the Jello Pudding Pop where????????"
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Cos and Weird Hefner take a pose
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Time hasn't been kind to The Captain and Tennille.
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Hef: "You just have to pronounce 'pudding' differently to be my spokesperson."
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Turn-ons: cuddling, the beach, long walks in the rain.
Dislikes: dishonest people, arresting someone just for stealing a piece of pound cake.
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After yet another delightful fundraiser, Alcee Hastings thanks Hugh Hefner for his continued support...
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Re #5: Come on, Hef. You'd loan Viagra and Miss March to Randolph Scott.
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"Hey Jamal, you should hop on my back like you use to always do when we were kids"