Friday, March 25, 2011

Carpe Selachimorpha



1. No, Randy, you're supposed to jump the shark.

2. "Randy, stop squeezing that trial lawyer. You wanna get us sued?"

3. "For my next impression, Ozzy Osbourne."

4. Deep in his redneck mind, Randy questioned whether it was worth a $5 and a can of Skoal to put his junk in the shark's mouth.

5. "I will love him and squeeze him and call him George."

Best of metalgarth
"Lil Jaws"... EPIC FAIL

Best of Submariner
Shark's thawt bubble; "If he's holding me with both hands, then what is that in my... hey, HEY, WHOA!"

Best of Jack Reacher
Sharks: The community organizers of the sea.

Best of Adriane
"Candygram!!!"

Best of Spineless Vertebra
"And now to demonstrate how B. Rabbit did in the rap battle at the beginning of 8 Mile."

Best of dadoctah
"Next I'll show you my Steve Irwin impression."

What, too soon?

Best of Kent Brockman
"I, for one, welcome our 100' tall Shark Choking Overlords"

Best of Dr. Doom
Later Bobby would tell his friends he 'got lucky' and ask them to smell his fingers...

25 comments:

metalgarth said...

"Lil Jaws"... EPIC FAIL

blue said...

Randy looks the the sharks carrot.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

In "Jaws XIV - Hunted to Extinction", Quint's grandson felt a little foolish hauling the last known shark back to shore for the bounty.

-OR-

"Choking your chicken" - FAIL

Submariner said...

Randy wondered if MSNBC was still looking for a replacement for Madow?

dadoctah said...

Shark thought bubble: "My mom didn't raise me to be no muppet!"

Submariner said...

Shark's thawt bubble; "If he's holding me with both hands, then what is that in my... hey, HEY, WHOA!"

Jack Reacher said...

Sharks: The community organizers of the sea.

Adriane said...

"Candygram!!!"

Spineless Vertebra said...

"And now to demonstrate how B. Rabbit did in the rap battle at the beginning of 8 Mile."

Kaptain Krude said...

"What's the best tuna? Chicken of the sea!" Dylan's first experience at choking the chicken at sea would end up pretty much the way you thought it would.

dadoctah said...

"Next I'll show you my Steve Irwin impression."

What, too soon?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Apparently, road Rage presents in odd ways on the open seas.

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knock knock - candygram... plumber... pizzaguy...

Kent Brockman said...

"I, for one, welcome our 100' tall Shark Choking Overlords"

metalgarth said...

He used a Richard Dreyfuss action figure for bait

blue said...

"Hmm - this really smells like my prom date!"

sonicfrog said...
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sonicfrog said...

A grown-up Justin Beiber, as Josh Brody, the grandson of Amity Island Police Chief Martin Brody, struts his acting chops in the newest sharksploitation film "Jaws 5 - The Other Revenge".

Ver Word: Comen

prince of leaves said...

The Navy later denied that choking and air-boarding were approved methods of at-sea intelligence gathering, and promised to punish the sailors shown in the incriminating photographs.

Submariner said...

CHOKIN TEH CHIKIN OF TEH SEE; UR DUIN IT WEL AKSHULY

jj said...

Once again, teasing the blind with the scent of a hot pron actress is just plain cruel.

Anonymous said...

"Treat him gently Quint. Someday he might come back and bite yiou in the ass."

Vinney

Carpe Phlogiston said...

In "Risky Business 2 - Scientoothology" Tom Cruise both plays air shark AND jumps the shark.

Army of Dad said...

"Sometimes you just gotta choke a fish."

Dr. Doom said...

Later Bobby would tell his friends he 'got lucky' and ask them to smell his fingers...

mpur said...

Sorry, but "Candygram!" is the thread winner, hands down.

Of course, you have to be old enough to remember SNL in the 70's....you know, when it was actually funny.