Friday, March 25, 2011
1. No, Randy, you're supposed to jump the shark.
2. "Randy, stop squeezing that trial lawyer. You wanna get us sued?"
3. "For my next impression, Ozzy Osbourne."
4. Deep in his redneck mind, Randy questioned whether it was worth a $5 and a can of Skoal to put his junk in the shark's mouth.
5. "I will love him and squeeze him and call him George."
Best of metalgarth
"Lil Jaws"... EPIC FAIL
Best of Submariner
Shark's thawt bubble; "If he's holding me with both hands, then what is that in my... hey, HEY, WHOA!"
Best of Jack Reacher
Sharks: The community organizers of the sea.
Best of Adriane
Best of Spineless Vertebra
"And now to demonstrate how B. Rabbit did in the rap battle at the beginning of 8 Mile."
Best of dadoctah
"Next I'll show you my Steve Irwin impression."
What, too soon?
Best of Kent Brockman
"I, for one, welcome our 100' tall Shark Choking Overlords"
Best of Dr. Doom
Later Bobby would tell his friends he 'got lucky' and ask them to smell his fingers...