1. No, Randy, you're supposed to jump the shark.
2. "Randy, stop squeezing that trial lawyer. You wanna get us sued?"
3. "For my next impression, Ozzy Osbourne."
4. Deep in his redneck mind, Randy questioned whether it was worth a $5 and a can of Skoal to put his junk in the shark's mouth.
5. "I will love him and squeeze him and call him George."
Best of metalgarth
"Lil Jaws"... EPIC FAIL
Best of Submariner
Shark's thawt bubble; "If he's holding me with both hands, then what is that in my... hey, HEY, WHOA!"
Best of Jack Reacher
Sharks: The community organizers of the sea.
Best of Adriane
"Candygram!!!"
Best of Spineless Vertebra
"And now to demonstrate how B. Rabbit did in the rap battle at the beginning of 8 Mile."
Best of dadoctah
"Next I'll show you my Steve Irwin impression."
What, too soon?
Best of Kent Brockman
"I, for one, welcome our 100' tall Shark Choking Overlords"
Best of Dr. Doom
Later Bobby would tell his friends he 'got lucky' and ask them to smell his fingers...
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"Lil Jaws"... EPIC FAIL
Randy looks the the sharks carrot.
In "Jaws XIV - Hunted to Extinction", Quint's grandson felt a little foolish hauling the last known shark back to shore for the bounty.
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"Choking your chicken" - FAIL
Randy wondered if MSNBC was still looking for a replacement for Madow?
Shark thought bubble: "My mom didn't raise me to be no muppet!"
Shark's thawt bubble; "If he's holding me with both hands, then what is that in my... hey, HEY, WHOA!"
Sharks: The community organizers of the sea.
"Candygram!!!"
"And now to demonstrate how B. Rabbit did in the rap battle at the beginning of 8 Mile."
"What's the best tuna? Chicken of the sea!" Dylan's first experience at choking the chicken at sea would end up pretty much the way you thought it would.
"Next I'll show you my Steve Irwin impression."
What, too soon?
Apparently, road Rage presents in odd ways on the open seas.
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Vote for Adriane and SNL!
knock knock - candygram... plumber... pizzaguy...
"I, for one, welcome our 100' tall Shark Choking Overlords"
He used a Richard Dreyfuss action figure for bait
"Hmm - this really smells like my prom date!"
A grown-up Justin Beiber, as Josh Brody, the grandson of Amity Island Police Chief Martin Brody, struts his acting chops in the newest sharksploitation film "Jaws 5 - The Other Revenge".
Ver Word: Comen
The Navy later denied that choking and air-boarding were approved methods of at-sea intelligence gathering, and promised to punish the sailors shown in the incriminating photographs.
CHOKIN TEH CHIKIN OF TEH SEE; UR DUIN IT WEL AKSHULY
Once again, teasing the blind with the scent of a hot pron actress is just plain cruel.
"Treat him gently Quint. Someday he might come back and bite yiou in the ass."
Vinney
In "Risky Business 2 - Scientoothology" Tom Cruise both plays air shark AND jumps the shark.
"Sometimes you just gotta choke a fish."
Later Bobby would tell his friends he 'got lucky' and ask them to smell his fingers...
Sorry, but "Candygram!" is the thread winner, hands down.
Of course, you have to be old enough to remember SNL in the 70's....you know, when it was actually funny.
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