Friday, March 11, 2011
Best AfterSchool Special Ever
1. The Girl Whose Weren't as Firm and Perky as the Other Girls, an ABC AfterSchool Special.
2. "So, you wanna wrestle on the floor and toss our hair around or something?"
3. ORA: If Joss Whedon had anything to do with this, the girl on the right is about to kick some serious ass.
4. European condom ads are the best!
5, "Mrs. LeTourneau stole my boyfriend, too. I say we cut that b-tch."
Best of Vinney
"That sucks. Hooters turned me down too. I don't understand it."
Best of Chronos the Wonder Pig
"...and if you are good at it, men will give you money!"
Best of Jack Reacher
I see someone's planning on being a union organizer when she gets older.
Best of GregMan
The new NPR after-school special, Heather Has Two Strap-Ons, was an immediate hit in the offices of the Safe Schools Czar.
Best of HLam
"Yeah, Mom, I hid your Vodka bottle in the old tire in the back of our trailer park. Did you have to follow me all the way to school to ask me that?"
Best of blue
"Your grandfather is Ray Bradbury?? No way!!
I'd sure like to f*ck him...."
Best of Rodney Dill
So Billy Jo, ever seen a grown woman naked?
Best of jj
Girl on left, "Sure I'll take you to the party. After a couple of lines, Charlie Sheen doesn't care..."
Best of Spineless Vertebra
"Look, how 'bout we settle this dispute like ladies. Let's just go on a talk show and discuss it on a couch with our legs crossed and hands on our knees."