Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Because St. Patrick's Day Falls on a Thursday

So it would be disturbing to wait until tomorrow to post this pic from Brender


1. On the left, the typical private sector employee pension. On the right, the typical unionized public employee pension. Not shown, the massive fiscal hangover.

2. As their relationship grew stale, Gerald Fitzpatrick (right) needed to get a lot more drunk to find Patrick Fitzgerald (left) spongeworthy.

3. You think this is bad, you should see the size of the spleef Gerald Fitzpatrick fires up on 4/20.

4. ORA: "Hey, Gerald, Norm's gonna be really pissed when he sees you drank his beer," Cliffy warned.

5. Dub needed a lot of beer goggling to cope with the morbidly obese Thursday babes.

Best of JohnS1959
I see the President is having another Beer Summit. Guess which one is the Union Rep and which one is Joe Taxpayer...

Best of Rodney Dill
The one on the right seems to be overcompensating for something.

Best of Submariner
Looks like Dirty Jobs is doing a show on dialysis donors...

Best of Submariner
Looks like that ain't the first time he gripped something like that and sucked the head off it. I'm just sayin'...

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
The Red Green Show is back with a St. Paddy's Day special!

Best of Spineless Vertebra
There's a joke about the ratio of their penis sizes in here somewhere....

Threadwinnuh: Mr Hankey
Guess which one is preparing for a date with Kathy Griffin tonight!!

Best of Vinneh
Tea time in Oz. And if you notice the pinkie is properly extended before the guzzle. But sadly the scones were served late.

Best of dadoctah
Why the tall/grande/venti system never caught on in Ireland.

Best of Rodney Dill
Some people take bigger doses of Arrogant Bastard Ale than others.

17 comments:

JohnS1959 said...

I see the President is having another Beer Summit. Guess which one is the Union Rep and which one is Joe Taxpayer...

That Girl said...

funny

Rodney Dill said...

The one on the right seems to be overcompensating for something.

jj said...

Somewhere there's a joke about good head and a Thursday babe, but it escapes me at the moment...

Submariner said...

Looks like Dirty Jobs is doing a show on dialysis donors...

Submariner said...

You can tell it isn't malt liquor because it isn't a bro sipping it.


ATDHE-A

Submariner said...

Looks like that ain't the first time he gripped something like that ans sucked the head off it. I'm just sayin'...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The Red Green Show is back with a St. Paddy's Day special!

-OR-

Later that evening - "But but but OCIFFER, I only had one drink, jesh one drinkie! ONE!"

-OR-

Can you spot the designated driver?

Spineless Vertebra said...

There's a joke about the ratio of their penis sizes in here somewhere....

Mr Hankey said...

Guess which one is preparing for a date with Kathy Griffin tonight!!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

As shown in this timeline, NASA has made great strides in perfecting beer goggles for astronomers so black holes appear less fugly.

Anonymous said...

With gay couples, some husbands choose to finess the head while the other husbands gobble.

-Oiao

I am going to hell now...

Anonymous said...

The Big Gulp takes on a whole new meaning at the Kennedy Compound.

Vinney

Anonymous said...

Tea time in Oz. And if you notice the pinkie is properly extended before the guzzle. But sadly the scones were served late.

Vinney

Anonymous said...

Tonight on The Travel Channel's Man vs. Food, Adam Richman foregoes the food and just gets shitfaced and searches for Samantha Brown.

Vinney

dadoctah said...

Why the tall/grande/venti system never caught on in Ireland.

Rodney Dill said...

Some people take bigger doses of Arrogant Bastard Ale than others.