Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Wu Hu

News Item: "U.S. Rep. David Wu’s behavior grew to be so erratic and disturbing during the final weeks of his re-election campaign last November, the Oregon Democrat’s staff and advisers staged “interventions” to encourage him to seek psychiatric help." (Hat Tip: Metalgarth)

Ya Think?


Threadwinner: metalgarth
After being rejected by Suzie Derkins, Calvin's fetishes came out in force.

Best of metalgarth
It gets really ugly when Tiggers get mixed up with Silence of the Lambs fanatics

Best of Dr. Doom
Democrat state senators in Wisconsin have gotten pretty creative at conceling themselves to duck a vote...

Best of dub
Another Google fail for my search for "Asian pussy".

Best of Jack Reacher
Yeah, we get it; you like Frosted Flakes.

Best of dadoctah
Cheezburger. Srsly. Nao.

Best of dadoctah
I for one am not sticking around to see the Hidden Dragon that goes with this.

Best of prince of leaves
Something tells me the "herbal remedies" Rep. Wu was using were not traditional Chinese ones.

Best of Kaptain Krude
Doncha wish your Senator was hot like me?
Doncha wish your Senator was a freak like me?
Doncha?
Doncha?

Ang Lee's new Pussycat Dolls were quite the bust.

Best of molson
"Never have I seen a candidate more qualified to be a Democrat," Barney gasped, overflowing with excitement.

Best of Rodney Dill
Ennui bounced, ennui bounced, ennui bounced.... ennui bounced some more.

26 comments:

metalgarth said...

After being rejected by Suzie Derkins, Calvin's fetishes came out in force.

metalgarth said...

It gets really ugly when Tiggers get mixed up with Silence of the Lambs fanatics

Dr. Doom said...

Democrat state senators in Wisconsin have gotten pretty creative at concelaing themselves to duck a vote...

dub said...

Another Google fail for my search for "Asian pussy".

Jack Reacher said...

Yeah, we get it; you like Frosted Flakes.

Jack Reacher said...

I think that whole "Tiger Moms" thing just jumped the shark.

dadoctah said...

Cheezburger. Srsly. Nao.

dadoctah said...

I for one am not sticking around to see the Hidden Dragon that goes with this.

Double the U said...

Their heads are made of rubber, their tails are made of springs, and he likes to bounce and bounce...

prince of leaves said...

"Dear Constituents,

Just a little photo-postcard to let you know that my therapy is going well and I should be back to work in D.C. in about 12-16 months.

Thank you for your concern, and your gold-plated Congressional healthcare plans.

Sincerely, Congressman Wu"

prince of leaves said...

Something tells me the "herbal remedies" Rep. Wu was using were not traditional Chinese ones.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Well, he tried to sneak out of the country, but Moammar Gadhafi was tripped up by the fact that tigers have been extinct in Libya and surrounding countries for about 1000 years.

-OR-

Noooo, he's not nuts.
When questioned about his outfit, David Wu tried to pass it off as an unfortunate side effect of using a teleporter to get to work.
ORA/The Fly

Kaptain Krude said...

Doncha wish your Senator was hot like me?
Doncha wish your Senator was a freak like me?
Doncha?
Doncha?

Ang Lee's new Pussycat Dolls were quite the bust.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Why is everyone picking on one of this dedicated hardworking congressman as he prepares for another grueling overnight pajama party in the Capitol Rotunda?

-OR-

Why Premiums Skyrocket
It was a simple butt rash, but the hospital charged the insurance company $26,883 for a special no-scratch, full body bandage.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

typo -

Why is everyone picking on this dedicated hardworking congressman as he prepares for another grueling overnight pajama party in the Capitol Rotunda?

Rodney Dill said...

No, bouncing is what tiggers do best... not prancing... GrRrRrRrRr...

Rodney Dill said...

I didn't know that tiggers smelled like a frogs ass... Hey, wait a minute.

Anonymous said...

"I'm not crazy. I'm a Bengal's fan. So what if I'm from Oregon"?

Vinney

molson said...

"Never have I seen a candidate more qualified to be a Democrat," Barney gasped, overflowing with excitement.

Anonymous said...

Did George Takei shoot that picture?

Artfldgr said...

The wonderful thing about tiggers
Is tiggers are wonderful things!
Their tops are made out of rubber
Their bottoms are made out of springs!
They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy
Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun!
But the most wonderful thing about tiggers is
I'm the only one
Tiggers are cuddly fellas
Tiggers are awfully sweet
Ev'ryone el-us is jealous
That's why I repeat... and repeat

The wonderful thing about tiggers
Is tiggers are marvelous claps!
They're loaded with vim and vigor
They love to leap in your laps!
They're jumpy, bumpy, clumpy, thumpy
Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun!
But the most wonderful thing about tiggers is
I'm the only one
I-I-I'm , the only... oof!
Ouch!

[didnt have to change a thing!]

Oiao said...

Thank god you did not post this on Thursday VTK; would have confirmed a loose screw or two.

WV - chesse (quite)

dadoctah said...

Rule 63 Josie. Still waiting for Rule 63 Melody and Val.

Rodney Dill said...

Ennui bounced, ennui bounced, ennui bounced.... ennui bounced some more.

Submariner said...

Anonymous said...
Did George Takei shoot that picture?


No. But I'll bet he shot on it.

Submariner said...

Ang Lee is directing a new live-action remake of the 100 ache-er wood. George Takei stars as Rabbit and Bawney Fwank is Poof.