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After being rejected by Suzie Derkins, Calvin's fetishes came out in force.
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It gets really ugly when Tiggers get mixed up with Silence of the Lambs fanatics
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Democrat state senators in Wisconsin have gotten pretty creative at conceling themselves to duck a vote...
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Another Google fail for my search for "Asian pussy".
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Yeah, we get it; you like Frosted Flakes.
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Cheezburger. Srsly. Nao.
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I for one am not sticking around to see the Hidden Dragon that goes with this.
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Something tells me the "herbal remedies" Rep. Wu was using were not traditional Chinese ones.
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Doncha wish your Senator was hot like me?
Doncha wish your Senator was a freak like me?
Doncha?
Doncha?
Ang Lee's new Pussycat Dolls were quite the bust.
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"Never have I seen a candidate more qualified to be a Democrat," Barney gasped, overflowing with excitement.
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Ennui bounced, ennui bounced, ennui bounced.... ennui bounced some more.
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After being rejected by Suzie Derkins, Calvin's fetishes came out in force.
It gets really ugly when Tiggers get mixed up with Silence of the Lambs fanatics
Democrat state senators in Wisconsin have gotten pretty creative at concelaing themselves to duck a vote...
Another Google fail for my search for "Asian pussy".
Yeah, we get it; you like Frosted Flakes.
I think that whole "Tiger Moms" thing just jumped the shark.
Cheezburger. Srsly. Nao.
I for one am not sticking around to see the Hidden Dragon that goes with this.
Their heads are made of rubber, their tails are made of springs, and he likes to bounce and bounce...
"Dear Constituents,
Just a little photo-postcard to let you know that my therapy is going well and I should be back to work in D.C. in about 12-16 months.
Thank you for your concern, and your gold-plated Congressional healthcare plans.
Sincerely, Congressman Wu"
Something tells me the "herbal remedies" Rep. Wu was using were not traditional Chinese ones.
Well, he tried to sneak out of the country, but Moammar Gadhafi was tripped up by the fact that tigers have been extinct in Libya and surrounding countries for about 1000 years.
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Noooo, he's not nuts.
When questioned about his outfit, David Wu tried to pass it off as an unfortunate side effect of using a teleporter to get to work.
ORA/The Fly
Doncha wish your Senator was hot like me?
Doncha wish your Senator was a freak like me?
Doncha?
Doncha?
Ang Lee's new Pussycat Dolls were quite the bust.
Why is everyone picking on one of this dedicated hardworking congressman as he prepares for another grueling overnight pajama party in the Capitol Rotunda?
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Why Premiums Skyrocket
It was a simple butt rash, but the hospital charged the insurance company $26,883 for a special no-scratch, full body bandage.
typo -
Why is everyone picking on this dedicated hardworking congressman as he prepares for another grueling overnight pajama party in the Capitol Rotunda?
No, bouncing is what tiggers do best... not prancing... GrRrRrRrRr...
I didn't know that tiggers smelled like a frogs ass... Hey, wait a minute.
"I'm not crazy. I'm a Bengal's fan. So what if I'm from Oregon"?
Vinney
"Never have I seen a candidate more qualified to be a Democrat," Barney gasped, overflowing with excitement.
Did George Takei shoot that picture?
The wonderful thing about tiggers
Is tiggers are wonderful things!
Their tops are made out of rubber
Their bottoms are made out of springs!
They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy
Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun!
But the most wonderful thing about tiggers is
I'm the only one
Tiggers are cuddly fellas
Tiggers are awfully sweet
Ev'ryone el-us is jealous
That's why I repeat... and repeat
The wonderful thing about tiggers
Is tiggers are marvelous claps!
They're loaded with vim and vigor
They love to leap in your laps!
They're jumpy, bumpy, clumpy, thumpy
Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun!
But the most wonderful thing about tiggers is
I'm the only one
I-I-I'm , the only... oof!
Ouch!
[didnt have to change a thing!]
Thank god you did not post this on Thursday VTK; would have confirmed a loose screw or two.
WV - chesse (quite)
Rule 63 Josie. Still waiting for Rule 63 Melody and Val.
Ennui bounced, ennui bounced, ennui bounced.... ennui bounced some more.
Anonymous said...
Did George Takei shoot that picture?
No. But I'll bet he shot on it.
Ang Lee is directing a new live-action remake of the 100 ache-er wood. George Takei stars as Rabbit and Bawney Fwank is Poof.
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