Friday, February 18, 2011

Writer's Block + Sci Fi Babe = Free For All



Best of prince of leaves
2025: MSNBCBS' new biopic was criticized for exaggerating Hillary Clinton's role in the 2011 Egypt crisis.

Best of prince of leaves
Somewhere, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is pining for the Seventies, when villains wore costumes far more fabulous than Members Only jackets.

Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
"Why yes, the rhinestones do chafe my butt crack."

Best of Vinney
"Marla, you must try the quiche. It's exquisite."

Best of Chronos the wonder Pig
Phat Phuc the eunuch wondered what happened to his noodle

Best of mpur
Sigh....another Michelle Bachman picture making the rounds.

Threadwinner molson
The Berkley City Council meetings are always so colorful.

Best of Spin
Dub frowns as he scans up and takes notice of the Adam's apple.

Best of dadoctah
Following advice from her press agent, Sarah Palin tries to boost flagging attendance at her latest book-signing.

Best of Submariner
Would you mind taking a step back Princess Ardala? I'd like to get a good look at that sexy entourage you travel with...

Best of Matt the K
The Governor on 'Benson', Kathy Griffin's brother and a strongman walk into a bar...

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Alana's looking retro chic... it only took about 450 years for Michelle's 21st century drapery rod look to come back into style.

29 comments:

prince of leaves said...

2025: MSNBCBS' new biopic was criticized for exaggerating Hillary Clinton's role in the 2011 Egypt crisis.

prince of leaves said...

"Friends, we may have outrageous costumes, ridiculous plots, and cringe-inducing dialogue, but we're still a better show than Supertrain!"

prince of leaves said...

Somewhere, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is pining for the Seventies, when villains wore costumes far more fabulous than Members Only jackets.

Anonymous said...

"Which one of you sissyboys, knows how to satisfy a woman"?

Vinney

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

"Why yes, the rhinestones do chafe my butt crack."

Anonymous said...

"Marla, you must try the quiche. It's exquisite."

Vinney

blue said...

when the palace eunuchs presented Sheena the dancing girl to King Bieber, he replied "but I'd rather have the eunuchs!"

Chronos the wonder Pig said...

Phat Phuc the eunuch wondered what happened to his noodle

mpur said...

Sigh....another Michelle Bachman picture making the rounds.

molson said...

The Berkley City Council meetings are always so colorful.

dadoctah said...

It took ages, but Pastor Melissa Scott has finally figured out why people tune in to her show.

GregMan said...

"So in order to conquer Earth, we have to destroy it's sole superpower, the United States of America. Oh, wait, nevermind, Obama's already taken care of that."

dadoctah said...

The first episode of the revived Dean Martin Celebrity Roasts will give the treatment to Charlie Sheen.

sonicfrog said...

Well, we know which one's the Eunuch...

Submariner said...

Oh, Waiter; add a beer to my order...

Spin said...

Dub frowns as he scans up and takes notice of the Adam's apple.

Passionate Conservative said...

"My dear, there's a bit of lint in your navel."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Princess Ardala pauses in mid-rant when her antenna picks up a faint radio broadcast from 1943, then breaks out laughing at Abbott & Costello's "Who's on First?" routine.

-OR-

Little Known Hollywood Factoid:
Prissy Pamela Hensley almost refused to accept this part because Tigerman the eunuch had larger boobs.

-OR-

Rumor has it Prince William wants Kate Middleton to wear this purple number at their wedding reception, but Kate's leaning toward Princess Leia's outfit.

dadoctah said...

If Betty White shows up in this I'm switching over to the Weather Channel.

dadoctah said...

Following advice from her press agent, Sarah Palin tries to boost flagging attendance at her latest book-signing.

Submariner said...

Would you mind taking a step back Princess Ardala? I'd like to get a good look at that sexy entourage you travel with...

Submariner said...

Nothin, nothin...
Just attending a formal dinner at Gavin's, havin a Bud.
You?

Submariner said...

The outfits are the same, Ardala, but Jon Edwards is good...

Dr. Doom said...

How Nancy Pelosi sees herself in a recurring dream. Boehner's gavel is much much smaller than in real life...

Dr. Doom said...

The democrat version of the Super Friends stars Nancy Pelosi as Wonderbra Woman , Harry Reid as Bat$hit Man , and Barney Frank as Bobbin. Not shown is John Edwards as Aquanet Man...

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

speaking for herself at her adultery trial, Sheena said "I demand to be tried under Sharia law, I know it will treat me fairly!"

Matt the K said...

The Governor on 'Benson', Kathy Griffin's brother and a strongman walk into a bar...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Alana's suffering from bad neck pain, but nobody's dumb enough to suggest that she might want to remove the coathanger before wearing the cape.

-OR-

Carpe Thawtbubble: There will be a lot of disappointed sick intercourses if the first aliens arrive on Earth and the males are the ones wearing skimpy bikinis. Well, maybe not Bawney Fwank.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Alana's looking retro chic... it only took about 450 years for Michelle's 21st century drapery rod look to come back into style.