1. Dude says, "I can't decide whether to file you under 'T' or 'A.'"
2. Dude says, "If you were a lesbian, could I stick my finger in you?... No, wait, I said it wrong... No, that was right."
3. "I like my coffee like I like my women... cold and bitter."
4. Dude says, "Nice try, Melinda, but see the completely flat area at the front of my pants? That's right, I'm a homo, or, in, politically correct language, 'Justin Bieber fan.'"
5. She says, "I'm sure I put those shirtless photos in here somewhere, Congressman Lee."
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"And when you are done with that, I will need the Zuckerman brief, the Appel file, the Yablonski memo, the Balboa correspondence, and the Wyche filing", instructed manager Bob, "And yes I want them in that exact order".
"She files a mean set of briefs."
In real life, these two models are brother and sister. Which makes this less creepy. Or more creepy. I can't quite decide.
Offices that provide saucers with their coffee, also tend to offer the hottest secretaries.
Girl: "Hey, I just found Obama's Indonesian birth certificate! And here's his transcripts! Christ, he flunked lunch!"
Guy (snapping out of reverie): "Huh? Uh...good ...good."
"It's filed under Oh! Momma"!
Vinney
Line of sight suggests he's oogling her spinal column. Are spines some sort of metrosexual turn-on, since they don't have one??
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The picture is labeled "sexual harassment" but exactly who's harassing who?? Looks like the broad's wearing a F*CKME HERE, F*CKME NOW" see-thru blouse!
"Yes, I'm 'chillin'', as the youngsters say. You can tell I'm 'chillin'' because I'm standing in a doorway drinking tea out of a porcelain cup and saucer. Doesn't that just scream 'chillin'' to you? It does to me!"
"Oooh, that fabric is simply to die for! I must have it!" The warning signs were abundant in young Sullivan's life.
"Red hair, eh? I wonder if the curtains match the drapes?" And the vicious circle of sexual harrassment spirals ever downward.
Thad could help but smile at Mitzi's frantic efforts to free her trapped left foot, inadvertantly wedged under the file cabinet by her choice of high-heeled shoes.
Sorry that should be "could not help but smile" rather than "could help but smile."
If duct tape is involved, it's not sexual harassment. It's sexual badda bing.
"..stay bent over like that and turn around to demonstrate your skills in the next hiring test..."
Nice fat roll tubby.
AOM: "There you go honey...one you'd like!"
AOD: "I know....looks like he works out!"
has anyone ever shown you what "doggie style" means?
"I think women in an office environment should be treated as concubine. What do you think Kate?"
"You see Betty, my rise is your raise."
Vinney
Once again we caught Jim looking at the back of a woman's head... no sense of direction...
"Thanks for reminding me, Betty. I forgot to floss."
Vinney
"Boy, your farts smell terrific."
"That reminds me. When I get home tonight I really need to put up those shelves."
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