Wednesday, February 23, 2011

While You're Done Down There, Make Me a Sammitch!

More hilarious sexual harassment stock photography hyar... courtesy of racerboy


1. Dude says, "I can't decide whether to file you under 'T' or 'A.'"

2. Dude says, "If you were a lesbian, could I stick my finger in you?... No, wait, I said it wrong... No, that was right."

3. "I like my coffee like I like my women... cold and bitter."

4. Dude says, "Nice try, Melinda, but see the completely flat area at the front of my pants? That's right, I'm a homo, or, in, politically correct language, 'Justin Bieber fan.'"

5. She says, "I'm sure I put those shirtless photos in here somewhere, Congressman Lee."

23 comments:

Dr. Doom said...

"And when you are done with that, I will need the Zuckerman brief, the Appel file, the Yablonski memo, the Balboa correspondence, and the Wyche filing", instructed manager Bob, "And yes I want them in that exact order".

Jack Reacher said...

"She files a mean set of briefs."

dadoctah said...

In real life, these two models are brother and sister. Which makes this less creepy. Or more creepy. I can't quite decide.

John.....just John said...

Offices that provide saucers with their coffee, also tend to offer the hottest secretaries.

Jay Guevara said...

Girl: "Hey, I just found Obama's Indonesian birth certificate! And here's his transcripts! Christ, he flunked lunch!"

Guy (snapping out of reverie): "Huh? Uh...good ...good."

Anonymous said...

"It's filed under Oh! Momma"!

Vinney

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Line of sight suggests he's oogling her spinal column. Are spines some sort of metrosexual turn-on, since they don't have one??

-OR-

The picture is labeled "sexual harassment" but exactly who's harassing who?? Looks like the broad's wearing a F*CKME HERE, F*CKME NOW" see-thru blouse!

Kaptain Krude said...

"Yes, I'm 'chillin'', as the youngsters say. You can tell I'm 'chillin'' because I'm standing in a doorway drinking tea out of a porcelain cup and saucer. Doesn't that just scream 'chillin'' to you? It does to me!"

Kaptain Krude said...

"Oooh, that fabric is simply to die for! I must have it!" The warning signs were abundant in young Sullivan's life.

Kaptain Krude said...

"Red hair, eh? I wonder if the curtains match the drapes?" And the vicious circle of sexual harrassment spirals ever downward.

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

Thad could help but smile at Mitzi's frantic efforts to free her trapped left foot, inadvertantly wedged under the file cabinet by her choice of high-heeled shoes.

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

Sorry that should be "could not help but smile" rather than "could help but smile."

molson said...

If duct tape is involved, it's not sexual harassment. It's sexual badda bing.

blue said...

"..stay bent over like that and turn around to demonstrate your skills in the next hiring test..."

dub said...

Nice fat roll tubby.

dub said...

AOM: "There you go honey...one you'd like!"

AOD: "I know....looks like he works out!"

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

has anyone ever shown you what "doggie style" means?

molson said...

"I think women in an office environment should be treated as concubine. What do you think Kate?"

Anonymous said...

"You see Betty, my rise is your raise."

Vinney

Artfldgr said...

Once again we caught Jim looking at the back of a woman's head... no sense of direction...

Anonymous said...

"Thanks for reminding me, Betty. I forgot to floss."

Vinney

Rodney Dill said...

"Boy, your farts smell terrific."

dadoctah said...

"That reminds me. When I get home tonight I really need to put up those shelves."