(I'm having total writer's block today. Sorry. So, I'm gonna just go with Free For Alls.)
Best of prince of leaves
"Um, waiter? I know I said 'rare', but..."
Best of Rodney Dill
This has the makings of the Best Bachelor party ever....
Best of Vinney
Wisconsin's democrat state senators have finally been located.
Best of blue
"Dudes, are are so stupid - it's Boobies and Kittens, not steers & dynamite!!!"
Best of mpur
We always suspected Ferdinand the Bull was gay, but who knew he was flaming?
Best of molson
I had never been more scared for my anus except for the time I dropped the soap at Uncle Barney's Folsom Street bathhouse.
Best of dadoctah
"Dinsdale!"
Best of Dactyl
Well it's not sharks with friggin' lasers on their heads, but it'll have to do.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Thawtbubble shared by at least 5 guys... "Who the hell thought this would be a more fun than cowtipping!?!"
Best of Dr. Doom
Ah... now here's a bovine effect global warming scenario that could actually work. If you were to take every bull on earth and light their horns on fire, they would raise the earth's temperature by approximately 0.5 degrees...
Best of Matt the K
Igor and his brothers cowered in fear as the onslaught of angry townsbulls stormed Dr. Frankencow's Castle.
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Protesting a parliament bill that would limit their collective bargaining rights, unionized bulls engaged in a second night of riots and arson in the streets of Pamplona.
"Um, waiter? I know I said 'rare', but..."
Spain's new "green streetlighting" initiative successfully reduced both electricity use and the methane emissions from cattle.
Survivor: Pamplona
This has the makings of the Best Bachelor party ever....
Wisconsin's democrat state senators have finally been located.
Vinney
"Dudes, are are so stupid - it's Boobies and Kittens, not steers & dynamite!!!"
We always suspected Ferdinand the Bull was gay, but who knew he was flaming?
Explain to me again how fire calms the beast?
I had never been more scared for my anus except for the time I dropped the soap at Uncle Barney's Folsom Street bathhouse.
Beef: it's what's for dinner.
"Dinsdale!"
Well it's not sharks with friggin' lasers on their heads, but it'll have to do.
How to 'slow cook' a roast in the barrio.
Dr. Evil's great grandfather I had one simple request, a bull with frickin' fire shooting from his horns.
Beef: It's what's about to kill you
The Spanish Hotfoot is a bit less subtle than the prank involving a book of matches.
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Thawtbubble shared by at least 5 guys... "Who the hell thought this would be a more fun than cowtipping!?!"
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I said we should throw some flaming bullsh*t on the guy's porch, not a flaming bull, estúpido!
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The waiter said the meat would be slow cooked, but this is ridiculous.
Something lost in translation? The Spaniards never were very competent when it came to industrial espionage. This undated photo shows Hispania's pirated version of an Edsel with dual headlights.
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Apparently, the stud bull was not happy with the way he'd been jerked around.
WordVerify: spirm - why do you think I added a caption about stud bulls??
Don't stupid Letterman stunts in the 3d World just burn your ass?
I just read through the other comments and realized I copied Dactyl comment. Sorry.
Ah... now here's a bovine effect global warming scenario that could actually work. If you were to take every bull on earth and light their horns on fire, they would raise the earth's temperature by approximately 0.5 degrees...
"Bring out your red!" The new Monty Python movie lost a little in translation to Spanish.
Jorge the bull auditions for the part of The Rancor.
OK, which one of you pamplona'd your pants?
Tonight on FOX - Sparks fly when Bully the Vampire Slayer corners a coven on the wall in this exciting episode.
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US Border Patrol Practical Joke #16 - Set the horns ablaze and send the angry bull down a dark alley while yelling Inmigración! Inmigración!
Igor and his brothers cowered in fear as the onslaught of angry townsbulls stormed Dr. Frankencow's Castle.
Barbeque for all of us; beer farts in 3... 2... 1...
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