(I'm having total writer's block today. Sorry. So, I'm gonna just go with Free For Alls.)
Best of prince of leaves
"Um, waiter? I know I said 'rare', but..."
Best of Rodney Dill
This has the makings of the Best Bachelor party ever....
Best of Vinney
Wisconsin's democrat state senators have finally been located.
Best of blue
"Dudes, are are so stupid - it's Boobies and Kittens, not steers & dynamite!!!"
Best of mpur
We always suspected Ferdinand the Bull was gay, but who knew he was flaming?
Best of molson
I had never been more scared for my anus except for the time I dropped the soap at Uncle Barney's Folsom Street bathhouse.
Best of dadoctah
Best of Dactyl
Well it's not sharks with friggin' lasers on their heads, but it'll have to do.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Thawtbubble shared by at least 5 guys... "Who the hell thought this would be a more fun than cowtipping!?!"
Best of Dr. Doom
Ah... now here's a bovine effect global warming scenario that could actually work. If you were to take every bull on earth and light their horns on fire, they would raise the earth's temperature by approximately 0.5 degrees...
Best of Matt the K
Igor and his brothers cowered in fear as the onslaught of angry townsbulls stormed Dr. Frankencow's Castle.