Friday, February 18, 2011

Whatever's Going On Here, Better Knock It Off

One of you monors


(I'm having total writer's block today. Sorry. So, I'm gonna just go with Free For Alls.)


Best of prince of leaves
"Um, waiter? I know I said 'rare', but..."

Best of Rodney Dill
This has the makings of the Best Bachelor party ever....

Best of Vinney
Wisconsin's democrat state senators have finally been located.

Best of blue
"Dudes, are are so stupid - it's Boobies and Kittens, not steers & dynamite!!!"

Best of mpur
We always suspected Ferdinand the Bull was gay, but who knew he was flaming?

Best of molson
I had never been more scared for my anus except for the time I dropped the soap at Uncle Barney's Folsom Street bathhouse.

Best of dadoctah
"Dinsdale!"

Best of Dactyl
Well it's not sharks with friggin' lasers on their heads, but it'll have to do.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Thawtbubble shared by at least 5 guys... "Who the hell thought this would be a more fun than cowtipping!?!"

Best of Dr. Doom
Ah... now here's a bovine effect global warming scenario that could actually work. If you were to take every bull on earth and light their horns on fire, they would raise the earth's temperature by approximately 0.5 degrees...

Best of Matt the K
Igor and his brothers cowered in fear as the onslaught of angry townsbulls stormed Dr. Frankencow's Castle.

27 comments:

prince of leaves said...

Protesting a parliament bill that would limit their collective bargaining rights, unionized bulls engaged in a second night of riots and arson in the streets of Pamplona.

prince of leaves said...

"Um, waiter? I know I said 'rare', but..."

prince of leaves said...

Spain's new "green streetlighting" initiative successfully reduced both electricity use and the methane emissions from cattle.

Rodney Dill said...

Survivor: Pamplona

Rodney Dill said...

This has the makings of the Best Bachelor party ever....

Anonymous said...

Wisconsin's democrat state senators have finally been located.

Vinney

blue said...

"Dudes, are are so stupid - it's Boobies and Kittens, not steers & dynamite!!!"

mpur said...

We always suspected Ferdinand the Bull was gay, but who knew he was flaming?

molson said...

Explain to me again how fire calms the beast?

molson said...

I had never been more scared for my anus except for the time I dropped the soap at Uncle Barney's Folsom Street bathhouse.

dadoctah said...

Beef: it's what's for dinner.

dadoctah said...

"Dinsdale!"

Dactyl said...

Well it's not sharks with friggin' lasers on their heads, but it'll have to do.

Spin said...

How to 'slow cook' a roast in the barrio.

Double the U said...

Dr. Evil's great grandfather I had one simple request, a bull with frickin' fire shooting from his horns.

metalgarth said...

Beef: It's what's about to kill you

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The Spanish Hotfoot is a bit less subtle than the prank involving a book of matches.

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Thawtbubble shared by at least 5 guys... "Who the hell thought this would be a more fun than cowtipping!?!"

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I said we should throw some flaming bullsh*t on the guy's porch, not a flaming bull, estúpido!

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The waiter said the meat would be slow cooked, but this is ridiculous.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Something lost in translation? The Spaniards never were very competent when it came to industrial espionage. This undated photo shows Hispania's pirated version of an Edsel with dual headlights.

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Apparently, the stud bull was not happy with the way he'd been jerked around.


WordVerify: spirm - why do you think I added a caption about stud bulls??

Oiao said...

Don't stupid Letterman stunts in the 3d World just burn your ass?

Double the U said...

I just read through the other comments and realized I copied Dactyl comment. Sorry.

Dr. Doom said...

Ah... now here's a bovine effect global warming scenario that could actually work. If you were to take every bull on earth and light their horns on fire, they would raise the earth's temperature by approximately 0.5 degrees...

Kaptain Krude said...

"Bring out your red!" The new Monty Python movie lost a little in translation to Spanish.

Matt the K said...

Jorge the bull auditions for the part of The Rancor.

Matt the K said...

OK, which one of you pamplona'd your pants?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Tonight on FOX - Sparks fly when Bully the Vampire Slayer corners a coven on the wall in this exciting episode.

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US Border Patrol Practical Joke #16 - Set the horns ablaze and send the angry bull down a dark alley while yelling Inmigración! Inmigración!

Matt the K said...

Igor and his brothers cowered in fear as the onslaught of angry townsbulls stormed Dr. Frankencow's Castle.

Submariner said...

Barbeque for all of us; beer farts in 3... 2... 1...