Have at it, boyos! In the meantime, various members of the Obama Administration recall how they met their true loves:
"I first saw the love of my life on a warm spring day. He was wearing shorts that showed off his cute little butt just so. I asked him to lunch, I remember it so well, it was sloppy joe day. I remember he wowed me with his knowledge of Pokemon and told me I wasn't like the other adults. I asked him how he would like to help me demonstrate fisting at the GLSEN conference. He asked me what that meant and when I told him, the little bastard kicked me right in the nuts." --- Safe School Czar, Kevin Jennings.
"I was riding my Harley to an Indigo Girls concert and *she* pulled up next to me. And I said, 'Lookin' Good, Madame Secretary.' And she said, 'Right back atcha, Justice Kagan.' She was so embarrassed when I told her I was 'the other one.' But we had a good laugh, and later went back to my place to drink wine cut the crotches out of pictures of men." --- DHS Secretary, Janet Napolitano.
"I haven't been able to meet my twoo love yet because Justin Bieber's security detail --- much like his cute little butt --- is just too tight." - Congressman Barney Frank, D-Mass
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Ahh, the good, old days ... I just love looking at all the pictures in Parent1 and Parent2's photo album.