Tuesday, February 22, 2011

A Tuesday Message From Your Safe Schools Czar



Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Dr. Feckler admits to taking the 8x10 glossy in his proctology office, but claims it was only meant for his "Get a Prostate Exam" seminar.

Best of Submariner
The real reason Bawney Fwank is no longer allowed to guest-host on Children's Television Workshop programs.

Best of blue
"It's hard being green...no, it's green being hard...no, it's ...oh just do it!"

Best of dadoctah
Meme updated for the 21st century: frogse.cx!

Best of Rodney Dill
Is a frogs ass water tight? ....hmmm, not so much.

Best of Jack Reacher
What SEIU and AFSCME executives see when they think of taxpayers.

Best of jj
They don't care who you are at county lock-up. Procedures are procedures.

18 comments:

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Dr. Feckler admits to taking the 8x10 glossy in his proctology office, but claims it was only meant for his "Get a Prostate Exam" seminar.

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ThawtBUDble - Oh boy oh boy oh boy!! ♩ ♫ Miss Piggy finally bought a strap-on! ♪ ♬

Submariner said...

The real reason Bawney Fwank is no longer allowed to guest-host on Children's Television Workshop programs.

Submariner said...

Kermie! Nooooooooooo!

blue said...

"It's hard being green...no, it's green being hard...no, it's ...oh just do it!"

Submariner said...

Stadler and Waldorf went way past just being crabby and chewed my a$$...

Submariner said...

Jim Henson was into fisting? Who knew?


v word - tatorbio - the Ron White story?

Submariner said...

Looks like Dub found no fat roll on this one.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Look ma, no gerbils!

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Kermit demonstrates his "silent fart" technique for when you don't want to attract attention. There is, however, one tiny flaw.

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MUPPET PRANK #19
C'mon, Cookie Monster, put your ear up close... you can hear the ocean!

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Kermit, describing his night of passion with Miss Piggy...
So this is where I was when my laxatives kicked in.
ATDHE

dadoctah said...

Meme updated for the 21st century: frogse.cx!

Rodney Dill said...

...rectum? Damn near killed 'im.

Rodney Dill said...

Is a frogs ass water tight? ....hmmm, not so much.

Jack Reacher said...

What SEIU and AFSCME executives see when they think of taxpayers.

dadoctah said...

Hand, eh? I'll have to try it that way some time.

Anonymous said...

Le Petomaine found a new warmup act.


............arf

jj said...

Looking for Ms. Piggy...

jj said...

They don't care who you are at county lock-up. Procedures are procedures.

BigBren1650 said...

That's what she said?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Kermie tries to demonstrate what a gaping deficit looks like to spendthrift congressmen. Actually, he does a much better job than Bernanke, Greenspan or Geithner ever did.