Sunday, February 20, 2011

Today's Bawdy Irish Joke

John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!

He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the night"
She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?" John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife."

"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."

She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come
."

9 comments:

Chronso the Wonder Pig said...

If this site now requires reading I'm going someplace else!

Son Of The Godfather said...

Like it. Stealing it. Using it. :)

Dactyl said...

We just call it 'church' because she keeps screaming 'Oh my god.'

Ba dum bum.

dadoctah said...

One day I shot an elephant in my pajamas. Dub would have been so proud of me.

dadoctah said...

Guy goes to a psychiatrist, says "people keep ignoring me". Doctor says "Aiieee! Gojira!!!"

dadoctah said...

Two Jews and a black guy walk into a bar. ATDHE.

dadoctah said...

Word is Ang Lee has already picked out the inscription for his tombstone: "On the whole, I'd rather be in Enumclaw".

jj said...

How to give an Irishman a heart attack....sneak up behind him and say, "Tick, tock".

jj said...

Did you hear about the gay Irishman? He preferred women to whiskey...