1. Bear Thought Bubble: "Hm, the baby seals are pinker than usual."
2. Yeah, this field trip won't be happening again next year.
3. Sea World announced today the cancellation of its "Polar Bear Encounter" attraction and announced that, henceforth, hippie environmentalists would not be allowed to design their attractions.
4. Who knew that Timothy Treadwell fathered children?
5. Fittingly, the gene pool is about to receive some much needed chlorination.
Best of Submariner
Hey, Hey, HEY!
I don't swim in your toilet, kid. Don't pee in my pool.
Best of jj
Polar bear thought bubble, "Now where did I put that BBQ sauce?"
Best of Rodney Dill
The outlook for bi-polar children is not very good.
Best of Rodney Dill
"Marco"
"Polar"
Best of Oiao
Polar Bear's Response: "I ate him."
White kid's question: "What happened to the black kid that was hanging on your back?"
Best of Chronos the Wonder Pig
"Why I bet that these little tidbits are Bieberlicious!"
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Igor the Futurist predicts -
a) shyster ACLU lawyer will sue zoo, city govt, water company and the polar bear... and win.
b) parents and/or grandparents and/or school will be pilloried for not keeping precocious kids on a leash.
c) huge pile of flowers and other memorabilia will form at entrance to polar bear exhibit.
d) several dumbass college dudes will sneak in after hours to try their luck swimming with bears.
Best of Vinney
"Screw the North Pole! This Miami life is for me. You know where I can get some fava beans and a nice Chianti"?
Best of Kaptain Krude
"Hey hey, kid, that better be a Snickers bar!"
Best of Kaptain Krude
"Hey, do you mind? There's no woods around here! Now beat it, kids!"
Best of dadoctah
The Coca-Cola commercial that didn't make it to air.
Best of Dactyl
Huh. Looks like they have global warming in Narnia too.
Best of molson
The kids. It's what's for dinner.
Best of BigBren1650
Msnbc has confirmed a rare sighting of Pedobear's distant cousin, Pedopolar.
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Thawt bubble; "hmmmm... Do I want toddlers with good taste or toddlers that taste good?"
Happiness is having your dinner swim to you...
v word -serenity - I shat you not.
Pat the Polar Bear loved bobbing for snacks at his birthday parties...
hey, Hey, HEY!
I don't swim in your toilet, kid. Don't pee in my pool.
Due to the ravages of global warming, polar bears have been forced to adapt to survive. This particular bear has adapted by moving its hunting grounds to Algore's backyard swimming pool.
"a..and after we capture it, we'll keep it in the swimming pool and feed it baby seals!!"
Polar bear thought bubble, "Now where did I put that BBQ sauce?"
The outlook for bi-polar children is not very good.
Girl to brother: "I don't have to outswim the bear, I just havta outswim you."
"Marco"
"Polar"
I told the Doctor I was bi-polar, he said, "move away from 'im."
Bear Thought Bubble: "Eeny, meeny, miny, moe!" 'Chomp', 'Chomp'! Polar Bears are not know for patience....
He who blinks first, gets the first bite!
Polar Bear's Response: "I ate him."
White kid's question: "What happened to the black kid that was hanging on your back?"
"Why I bet that these little tidbits are Bieberlicious!"
Igor the Futurist predicts -
a) shyster ACLU lawyer will sue zoo, city govt, water company and the polar bear... and win.
b) parents and/or grandparents and/or school will be pilloried for not keeping precocious kids on a leash.
c) huge pile of flowers and other memorabilia will form at entrance to polar bear exhibit.
d) several dumbass college dudes will sneak in after hours to try their luck swimming with bears.
-OR-
Margie, I thought we were supposed to play dead?
Shush, I think I'm winning this staring contest... but I really need to blink!
-OR-
Reading is FUNdamental
Uhm, Andy, I don't think the sign said, "Swim with the Dolphins."
-OR-
Bear Thawtbubble: Oh goody, I've always wanted to play Loch Ness Monster!
"Screw the North Pole! This Miami life is for me. You know where I can get some fava beans and a nice Chianti"?
Vinney
Polar Bear Thought Bubble: "I wonder how they will fill going out the other end?"
"Hey hey, kid, that better be a Snickers bar!"
"My, what big teeth you have!"
"Hey, do you mind? There's no woods around here! Now beat it, kids!"
The Coca-Cola commercial that didn't make it to air.
"At last, Bindi Irwin, we meet face to face!"
No, honey, take off the suit. I'm lookin for the BARE necessities...
Teaparty nitwits run a campaign commercial co-opting the Davy Crockett song- "killed her a b'ar when she was only three."
-OR-
Dramatic Recreation: Sarah's hated polar bears ever since one ate her friend the day they tried to walk to Russia on some thin ice.
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Don't worry, Sam, I saw something similar on CaptionThis. It's inflatable. Just swim over, grab hold and ride it!
-OR-
When asked for some Charmin, a young Elaine Benes first utters the phrase, "I just don't have a square to spare!"
WordVerify: aisholi - another way to describe crazy iranian clerics... e.g., "he's a real aisholi"
Huh. Looks like they have global warming in Narnia too.
Super ORA That only Matt the K. and really dedicated Early 1990's SNL fans will get:
The Nude House of Wet People!
The kids. It's what's for dinner.
Msnbc has confirmed a rare sighting of Pedobear's distant cousin, Pedopolar.
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