Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Sweet, Sweet Dunken Love

Brender


1. George Takei throws the BESTEST Slumber Parties!

2. White shorts before Memorial Day... are going to be the least of his problems when the other dude wakes up.

3. The most embarrassing thing to happen in Delaware since last year's Senate Election.

4. And this... THIS ... is just exactly what CPAC was afraid would happen if they let the homos on.

5. "Dammit, Brad, you never want to just cuddle."

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
This is a case where the right hand doesn't want to know what the left hand's doing.

Best of Dr. Doom
Congressman Frank's Pages can't hold their liquor. Actually that is near the top of the qualifications list...

Best of jj
The Daily Kos' room at CPAC...

Threadwinner Dactyl
Rare photo of Ben Affleck and Matt Damon after they finished the script for Good Will Hunting.

Best of Vinney
The new reality show the "The Twinks of Wilmington, Delaware" is a real snoozer.

15 comments:

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Copping a feel... FAIL

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The oddest set of conjoined twins doctors had ever seen. Raul really wanted Ramon's arm out of his esophagus, but Ramon wasn't keen on how they planned on separating his groin from Raul's thigh.

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Metaphor for liberals and conservatives. While the RIGHT hands are practicing abstinence, the LEFT hands are acting really queer.

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This is a case where the right hand doesn't want to know what the left hand's doing.

Achilles said...

The leaching will be novelistic for effacement! Curdle your pilgrimage! Curdle your pilgrimage!

Dr. Doom said...

Congressman Frank's Pages can't hold their liquor. Actually that is near the top of the qualifications list...

prince of leaves said...

The quarrel ended in tragedy after Raul choked Ramon's throat, and Ramon choked Raul's chicken.

Anonymous said...

Barney Frank sighed. "Damn... I overdosed them. Now, they're dead and I won't get laid tonight.... Or, will I?"

blue said...

Dreaming of Justin grabbing his own crotch while wearing leather pants and Austin Power glasses....sigh....

molson said...

I know I left my wallet in here somewhere.

Army of Mom said...

Ohhhh, I get it now. You said Senate Election. I thought you said Senate Erection. My bad.

jj said...

The Daily Kos' room at CPAC...

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

dream bubble; "He must, he must, he must increase his bust..."

Dactyl said...

Rare photo of Ben Affleck and Matt Damon after they finished the script for Good Will Hunting.

Submariner said...

Dub finally finds a perfect waste...

Submariner said...

Dub finally finds the perfect waist...

Anonymous said...

The new reality show the "The Twinks of Wilmington, Delaware" is a real snoozer.

Vinney