Saturday, February 12, 2011

Somebody at CPAC Gave Physllis Schlafly a Gun, Isn't That Sweet?

Gateway Pundit



1. "Yeah, baby! This'll keep those kids off my lawn."

2. ORA: "Say 'What?' Again, Motherf-cker!"

3. And by eliminating Harry Reid in "Sudden Death," Phyllis Schlafly wins the CPAC Granny Clampett Lookalike Contest.

4. Phyllis Schlafly demonstrates Rule #4, the double-tap, on Newt Gingrich, who was turning into a zombie.

5. "You make the crosshairs, Sarah. I'll do the rest!" (And then Nancy Pelosi's head exploded... but not for the usual reasons.)

Best of Rodney Dill
Where do the D-Cell's go?

Best of Vinney
"Jed"!!!

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Gloria Steinem's here? Where? I promise, I'll only wing her!

Best of metalgarth
Army of Great Grandma took no guff from the younger generation

Best of blue
Tell my grandson in the white dress that I want to see him now!!

Best of Double the U
Settle down Mildred, Berniece did not cheat in Bingo.

Best of Matt the K
Whoa, hey, take it easy Mrs. C.!! Joanie's still... *intact*.

Best of prince of leaves
2037: an aged and impoverished Courtney Love is forced to auction off the last of Curt Cobain's belongings.

Best of dadoctah
"Take cover! Martha Stewart's finally snapped!"

Best of Submariner
I'll bet you like this dress now, DON'T you Mr. Blackwell? And you're gonna run a retraction to your previous comments, right?

25 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

Where do the D-Cell's go?

Anonymous said...

"Jed"!!!

Vinney

molson said...

Git off a my land.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Betty White wannabe.

-OR-

Thawtbubble: Liberals can't accept that as they age, idealism fades and they'll become more conservative... but hot damn, if they'd just hold this for a second, they'd feel real empowerment!

-OR-

You love the ERA? Unless you mean earned run averages, buddy, I'm gonna blow a new hole in your head.

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Gloria Steinem's here? Where? I promise, I'll only wing her!

-OR-

Well sure, even I'd have been less fearful of unisex public bathrooms if the damned state and local nazis woulda let me carry concealed.

metalgarth said...

Army of Great Grandma took no guff from the younger generation

Oiao said...

"Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition!"

blue said...

Tell my grandson in the white dress that I want to see him now!!

Double the U said...

Settle down Mildred, Berniece did not cheat in Bingo.

Matt the K said...

Whoa, hey, take it easy Mrs. C.!! Joanie's still... *intact*.

prince of leaves said...

"Everything Dickie learnt 'bout hunting, he learnt from me!" Ma Chaney declared with pride, just before accidentally peppering Mitt Romney with birdshot.

prince of leaves said...

2037: an aged and impoverished Courtney Love is forced to auction off the last of Curt Cobain's belongings.

prince of leaves said...

"Oh my," Schlafly bubbled, "this is just like the ones we used to fight off the Redcoats!"

prince of leaves said...

Wow, Charlton Heston sure has let himself...I don't know what.

Spin said...

A grin born of hand rubbed walnut and cold steel.

blue said...

Debbie's smiling and waving her gun
Picking off cheerleaders one by one
Oh Buffie's pompom just blew to bits
Oh no, Mitzie's head just did the splits
God, my best friend's on a shooting spree
Stop it, Debbie, you're embarrassing me
How could you do what you just did
Are you having a really bad period

Look out! The homecoming queen's got a gun!

dadoctah said...

"Take cover! Martha Stewart's finally snapped!"

Adriane said...

No one was ever really sure if Ang Lee was remaking 'Miss Congeniality' or 'Bonnie and Clyde', but whatever the case, none of them dared be the first to stop clapping.

jj said...

OK, I'm ready for the interview. Show Ms. Couric in...

Dr. Doom said...

Must be one of those "clingy" mid-westerners the President warned us about...

Submariner said...

I believe that "gun control" is being able to hit what you're aiming at, Mr. Barker.

Submariner said...

"Annie?"
Sorry, I thought you said the show was "Grannie Get Your Gun." My bad.

Submariner said...

DRUDGEBREAKING:

Secretary Gates announced a new strategy in Afghanistan. All US troops are to be replaced by 5000 armed, menopausal women beginning in late Feb 2011.

Hostilities are projected to end in less time than it took to take down those Iraqi Hussein boys...

Developing...

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

I'll bet you like this dress now, DON'T you Mr. Blackwell? And you're gonna run a retraction to your previous comments, right?

metalgarth said...

Whoa, hey, take it easy Mrs. C.!! Joanie's still... *intact*.


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